HalfEmpty Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Of course it's satire. I ran it thru the Swift-o-Matic and it scored 7.92 using A Modest Proposition as base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Bookmarking this for the Razzies nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted April 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 To all fellow citizens of Planet Bob who have graciously responded these past few days, greetings and thank you for your input. This discussion was an important thought experiment put forth at the request of our Friend, The Computer of Alpha Complex. It was intended to provoke the global community into active and dynamic defense against such treasonous communist ideas for the purpose of gauging the readiness of that community in countering the aforementioned ideas. Such discussion would, it was also hoped, encourage fresh perspectives which could be used to combat mutant commie treason should it surface in the future and in so doing perhaps discourage it from showing itself at all. The Computer is confident, following collection and analysis of this data, that Planet Bob has precisely a [data corruption, error code: Heroic Josh-U-THN-(Full) limited edition flavor Bouncy Bubble Beverage is people!] chance of succumbing to the threat of communism within the next five years so long as we maintain the present course. Planet Bob is safe. Planet Bob will remain safe. Remain vigilant against the pervasive threat of mutant communist traitors and their subversive propaganda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfEmpty Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Friend, the Computer of Alpha Complex, are you speaking of Joseph Mendiola perchance? Also known as Caplock JOE! to his friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 I'd like to follow up this essay with my own. The Airline Lost my Baggage: I Need A Fresh Thong to Wear Today For My Interview With Bob It's a refreshing look at the decline in the bourgeois society within the subculture that is Planet Bob's power elite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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