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Greetings believers, friends, and heretics,
 
Now that we've returned to a state of peacefulness & enhanced laziness from our previous state of cactus killer machine. Like so...
 
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...I come before you all today for a most sanctimonious announcement. We are here to announce the most amazing and ever changing elder tribesman of the great Florida Cactus Alliance.

In a most shocking turn of events and a general show of apathy and approval towards the current state of the insanity in the Random Insanity Alliance every single incumbent was re-elected without even a challenger. Thus, as per tradition, we made up random objects for everyone to run and lose against.
 
For Triumvir, we saw im317 (the incumbent) go against a cat. Running on the platform of ending dog privilege in the alliance, the cat won with 57.1% of the vote.
 
For Head of Recruitment, in the most official election of dester55 (the incumbent) vs. a llama (the challenger), we saw the llama win a landslide 66.7% of the voe.
 
For Head of Foreign Affairs, brian (the incumbent) completely forgot to announce his intention to re-run so the government was forced to do some paperwork and choose him for the position.
 
For Head of Economics, we (surprisenly) saw cctmsp13 trimpuh over the Rainbow Sheep (7F3PM7k.gif) with 55.6% of the vote. This shows his popularly as Viceroy of the RIA for the past several years in that he is able to even overcome the mighty Rainbow Sheep.
 
For Head of Military Operations, we saw biofantic (the incumbent) face off against the dancing banana (bt0cQfj.gif) and the dancing banana with guns (zyzoUHX.gif). In a not so shocking twist the dancing banana with guns won with 50% of the votes.
 
For Head of Internal Affairs, we saw Croix (the incumbent) face off against Cool Spot (0vh72iv.gif). Cool Spot was able to come ahead with 57.1%.
 
For Captain Planet, we saw a close race between Leo, Moth, and Shadow with Moth & Shadow tying with 37.5% each. Thus both become joint Captain Planet for the next two months.
 
Additionally, we also had elections for the im317, Moth, and Shadow of the alliance in which Leo, Shadow, and Moth won respectively. Don't worry, we don't even know what that means either.

Thus our government continues being run by emoticons and remains as follows:

Triumvirate XII:

im317 - Ogaden - Shadow

Cabinet XCVII:

Head of Economics:
cctmsp13

Head of Foreign Affairs:
Brian

Head of Internal Affairs:
Croix

Head of Military Operations:
biofantic

Head of Recruitment:
dester55
 
Special Advisiors

47 & 48th Captain Planets:
Joint Moth & Shadow

Cactus Emeritus
Agent Lemon
Delta1212
Hyperonic
Moth
Shadow Slayer
Thunder Strike

Floridian Tribal Elder
Apophis775
Jenne

God Emperor
Shadow

Queen
aithne

Prince of Darkness
Jenne

Viceroy
cctmsp13

Leo
Hyperonic

im317
Leo
 
Moth
Shadow
 
Shadow
Moth

tl;dr
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This can't be legit, I was promised Ogaden's reign of terror was over.

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It always amazes me how so much can be said about absolutely nothing happening.

 

 

Congrats on 'winning' again, Ogaden et al!

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It always amazes me how so much can be said about absolutely nothing happening.

 

 

Congrats on 'winning' again, Ogaden et al!

 

Way to be a party pooper

 

Looking good RIA!

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I came for llamas and left dissapointed.  Maybe I can make it better for those who come after me.

 

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No Mogar?
this is fake.

I'm still Minister of Mogar Affairs.

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I don't believe thirresultts to be valid. As this election was held in Florida these hace got to be last elections results and you have only now managed to count and tally them all

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Congratulations to the various emoticons and the (unfortunately absent) RIA_FA_BOT that would have beaten brian had he actually run.

May the reign of the illegitimate, human government be prosperous.

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