Captain Enema Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Feeling like role play is just getting too hard to do and you want a break from the man? You think you deserve your PIXEL RIGHTS but want more of them without putting any effort into it? Do you believe you are entitled something for nothing? Put your requests here and the CNRPA Welfare Office will process your claims in 21 to 30 days. We'd like to do it sooner but due to an overwhelming demand won't be able to get to it sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Dear Peter, We regret to inform you that locks are not given out to escape role play that you commenced. - The CNRPA RP WELFARE TEAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 *Plods by, finds a goat in an office... eats the office, leaving the goat.. proceeds on to world domination.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Curious, that dragon just ate that office, and now looks like a snake that ate an alligator, too stuffed to move. I always knew that was a fat lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 The dragon ate the Unemployment office, freebies for crappy rp are still being handed out by your friendly government contractors. Last one given, Mara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shave N Haircut Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 *Attempts to firebomb welfare office but fails and only manages to ruin a bunch of gasoline and vodka* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You'll never get rid of these handouts, they've been here for eons. Yall hard working rpers will suffer, but such is life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentDavid Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I feel like I'm being overtaxed. I'd like to apply for RP welfare :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 We'll get back to you in 21 to 30 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 With a weekly time freeze every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 If not more. Hard working rpers pay for the lazy and indigent who refuse to create backstories and demand their gm handouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 And have pretend knowledge of anything, without any real experience in anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shave N Haircut Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You're telling me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 No, I wasn't telling you, I was merely keeping the conversation flowing in a singular motion, and with your simple act we couldn't continue the chain, so you broke it. GOOD DAY MA'AM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shave N Haircut Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 DON'T CALL ME MA'AM I WORK FOR A LIVING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 We understand that, ma'am. Now, move along, you're holding up the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Pencil pushing is not work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) *Pushes ahead of FHIC* We don't need your !@#$@#$ welfare, LIEbrals!!!1! Also, can I have some free money? Edited January 12, 2015 by Mr Director Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shave N Haircut Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 * Firebombs MrDirector* :p And I don't just push pencils, I type too, and slay communists on weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Fucking feminists. Go back to hiding behind OBUMMER and whining to your LIEbral friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shave N Haircut Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 !@#$@#$ feminists. Go back to hiding behind OBUMMER and whining to your LIEbral friends. Sounds like Communist talk. Prepare for a drone-strike on your neighbor's house and a public apology from the administration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Well my neighbor is an illegal immigrant who steals jobs from 'muricans by working in the strawberry fields so :smug: Edited January 12, 2015 by Mr Director Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 i hereby sentence this thread and everyone in it, to deathshit. now i'm going to die.way to fucking go tbm. thanks a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shave N Haircut Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 i hereby sentence this thread and everyone in it, to death !@#$. now i'm going to die. way to !@#$@#$ go tbm. thanks a lot! Thanks Obama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Americans don't seem to do well historically when they fight against Communists. So I wouldn't exactly be touting that you fight Communism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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