Captain Enema Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) "King of Malta overhead singing the new pop song, I want to make love to a Beaver performed by the Landfallian Rockettes." Lead Singer Iwanna Jumpalot of the Landfallian Rockettes in her adorable beaver costume. Edited January 6, 2015 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 MC McChicken announces today that he impregnated the Empress of France. When pointed out that the Empress in question is dead, he replied, "I was wondering why see seemed so cold." MC McChicken is famous for his Hip Hop Classic, Dat Chikin So fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 The Valletta 23rd Annual Air Show kicked off with a boom today. Rumor has it the pilots and crew responsible for this take off had spent the entire previous night in the Order Entertainment District splurging on Lap Dances and lines of cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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