Sir Paul Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 An announcement from the Clerk of the New Pacific Order Francograd – To celebrate Boxing Day, the New Pacific Order would like to get you into some new briefs, swim briefs that that is. The New Pacific Order has partnered with Zumo USA to bring you officially licensed NPO swimwear that provides endurance and efficiency that can only be described as Pacifican. Constructed from luxuriously soft Poly/PBT fabric imported Italy, this fully-lined water-polo swim brief is tough enough for full-contact activities, but versatile and comfortable enough for swimming and diving. Whether turning laps at the pool, stealing a dry pass, or sneaking onto an enemy cruiser with just a dive knife clenched in your teeth, the NPO brief provides maximum mobility with full coverage. There are two options available for those who wish to sport the Pacifican briefs: One proclaiming the NPO’s motto of “Peace, Strength, Prosperity” while the other allows Franco’s banner to shine unimpeded. If you wish to show solidarity with the Pacifican cause, get your NPO swimwear today. Click here to Order NPO swimwear: Endurance, Efficiency, Excellence [OOC]Please note that the shop closes January 20, and all merchandise will be shipped to your billing address. While the fabric is Italian, the suits are designed and manufactured in Northern California, so if your country is currently under an American embargo, we cannot sell to you. You are responsible for any import duties your country may levy upon the product. If you have questions, please PM Sir Paul[/OOC] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I doubt this would be very practical in the cold Polar regions.:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Say what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) I doubt this would be very practical in the cold Polar regions. :P don't worry i am sure they will keep you little p's warm as they are originally designed for the big P people :) Edited December 26, 2014 by brucemania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 don't worry i am sure they will keep you little p's warm as they are originally designed for the big P people :) Then why do most Polars wear more spacious boxers? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Then why do most Polars wear more spacious boxers? ;) Cause you have nothing to show for a speedo hence the FA foopas since the last war and now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Cause you have nothing to show for a speedo hence the FA foopas since the last war and now ? Who has the bigger olos when only one Order is fighting back against historical DBDC aggression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Who has the bigger olos when only one Order is fighting back against historical DBDC aggression? hence the FA foopa as mentioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Then why do most Polars wear more spacious boxers? ;) Well, they would've be more spacious on average people. They do a god job of filling theirs out. Let's just say that their physiques are better adapted to the cold, thus requiring a larger waistband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 hence the FA foopa as mentioned Foreign affairs begins with defending alliance sovereignty, not bowing to a tyrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Foreign affairs begins with defending alliance sovereignty, not bowing to a tyrant. and defending comes in many forms ,,,, diplomatically or by war in this case. With that in mind while fighting one would be trying t work out issues diplomatically one would think than sit and say they are being the sacrificial lamb which in this cause your not when it was you that brought this on yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 How cute, bruce still thinks DBDC has any interest in diplomacy. As far as the panties, well, they suit you, Pacifica. Nobody can argue with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Paul Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Well, that escalated quickly... I doubt this would be very practical in the cold Polar regions. :P Actually, they're well suited for the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear_plunge]Polar Bear Plunge[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) So LJScott gets ZIed for using his Pacifican flag as a tablecloth, but I can order a Pacifican banana hammock? LJ spilled wine on his, will I only get ZIed if I spill certain juices on mine? Edited December 27, 2014 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 So LJScott gets ZIed for using his Pacifican flag as a tablecloth, but I can order a Pacifican banana hammock? LJ spilled wine on his, will I only get ZIed if I spill certain juices on mine? Come now, Schatt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) Come now, Schatt. Dont rush me. Edited December 27, 2014 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 gosh what a witty barb, he only had to reach back 6 years to land that zinger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Paul Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 So LJScott gets ZIed for using his Pacifican flag as a tablecloth, but I can order a Pacifican banana hammock? LJ spilled wine on his, will I only get ZIed if I spill certain juices on mine? Hi, author of the Pacifican flag code here. I wanted to let you know that the Order has a long tradition of incorporating graphical elements of the flag into apparel. I'm currently thinking of a particularly fetching jacket worn by Hugo Chavez... anyway it's not uncommon and not contrary to the flag code. Indeed, when I represent the Order at the Lake Berryessa open water swim next year, I'll be wearing these budgie smugglers proudly. They identify the wearer as a member of the Order, provide minimal drag and full mobility. I will grant that the Order was a much different place in 2008, but while it is a violation of the flag code to use the flag itself in a disrespectful manner, wearing the flag as a design element is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfEmpty Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Hugo? The wax doll has Pacifican wear? Is it for sale? I gotta have, got muh Christmas debt and ready to deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Hi, author of the Pacifican flag code here. How to pick up girls in one easy step My man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 How to pick up girls in one easy step My man The only legit post on this thread other than the op. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Purdue Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 This will go perfect with my NPO dildo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) See? Polar does take it from us.. in so many ways. *gnaws on his lumps of coal* Edited December 28, 2014 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Purdue Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 See? Polar does take it from us.. in so many ways. *gnaws on his lumps of coal* Do you guys take it from each other too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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