smurthwaite Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Dre4m wrote this up a couple of weeks ago. He thought it would be official if we had it posted someplace. Once upon a time, Smurthwaite and Dre4mwe4ver had the unfortunate pleasure of joining and being inspired by the badassery of the Screaming Red Asses. Unfortunate for the world, that is.Article I: Ass CoverageA wise sloth once said about ass covering, "That's how you get shit on your hands."But we ain't afraid to get our hands dirty.If some asshole touches one of our asses for any dumbass reason, these jackasses shall provide whatever assistance deemed necessary and appropriate, whether that be smartass remarks, delivery of assets, or direct military assault.Signed,Dre4mwe4ver Smurthwaite So, there you have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 No flags, doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 I approve of this treaty.Also I knew about this, ago.Also; No flags, doesn't count. Too lewd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oooohhhh Ggggoooodddd.. So it's finally been publicly posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted December 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Too lewd. Yeah. The flags were so lewd we offended ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahPalin Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 This policy leaves so many questions. If I like my ass, can i keep it? Will there be ass panels telling me what to do with my ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 This is disgusting and the person who wrote it ought to be ashamed of himself.Verified as not a forgery. This policy leaves so many questions. If I like my ass, can i keep it? Will there be ass panels telling me what to do with my ass?Good questions. It's your ass. Do as you please, as long as it doesn't involve my ass without my consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Aaaaaaaaand my life just got more difficult. /me puts on blue helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Does it help that I sanctioned this posting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Does it help that I sanctioned this posting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Aaaaaaaaand my life just got more difficult. /me puts on blue helmetSorry. Does it help that I sanctioned this posting?Yes. Does it help that I sanctioned this posting?No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 This policy leaves so many questions. If I like my ass, can i keep it? Will there be ass panels telling me what to do with my ass? Hi rotavele, long time no see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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