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Sitting in our usual corner reading Socialism: Utopian and Scientific (carefully hidden inside a copy of Capital), we slowly notice that that normally uncomfortable buzzing sound LSF has been producing ever since they came up with the cognitively dissonant concoction of anarchist irreverence and religious devotion has gone up an octave or two.  We look up to see them acting like a love-sick teen-aged Sub-Zero at a school dance:  locked in mortal combat but desperately trying to catch our eye.

We leap up and grab our rifle, calling out to UCR that it's time for us Leftists to unite with that X alliance once again, only to find them avoiding our gaze on their way out the door.  We summon our best Pasha impersonation, yelling "Come on comrades, forward comrades!"  But to no avail.

We're about to get angry when those dulcet tones ring out, "You've got mail!"  We look to find a communique from UCR themselves.  It reads,
 

"Congratulations,

You have been added to the "Diplomat" group on Union of Communist Republics."

 

Now it all makes sense.  UCR has simply activated the little known Article VI of the Die Linke treaty:
 

"Regardless of any article insinuating the contrary, a signatory may leave at any time with no advanced notice by removing the membership masks of the remaining signatories so long as they praise them on their good fortune first."

 

Seeing as they've followed it to the letter, no one can possibly in a million years think any less of them.  Therefore, following their glorious example, we at SWF, recognizing our obligations under Article III of Die Linke, declare war on NPO.

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I realize that the OWF and the war screen might as well be in parallel universes, but I truly cannot remember a war in which the "we're going to war" announcements were so thoroughly divorced from actual actions that entail war. 

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I realize that the OWF and the war screen might as well be in parallel universes, but I truly cannot remember a war in which the "we're going to war" announcements were so thoroughly divorced from actual actions that entail war. 

 

Only 8 nations in that alliance.  One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations.  You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz.  Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW.

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Only 8 nations in that alliance.  One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations.  You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz.  Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW.

 

 

NPO is probably shaking in their boots

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Only 8 nations in that alliance.  One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations.  You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz.  Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW.

 

They're hardly alone in that. I feel like I've missed the opportunity to declare war on the alliance of my choice with impunity or fear that genuine destruction would have to follow. 

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I realize that the OWF and the war screen might as well be in parallel universes, but I truly cannot remember a war in which the "we're going to war" announcements were so thoroughly divorced from actual actions that entail war.

  

Only 8 nations in that alliance.  One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations.  You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz.  Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW.

the night she is young!
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This is the third largest nation in SWF.

 

 


You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Peoples Republic. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to target and destroy $15.02 in enemy money reserves. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

Assisted suicide is illegal.  I don't think we can help you with this.

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