Frawley Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Marriage Notice For several years, Pacifica and R&R have been like that pair of friends you have who everyone is pushing to get together, but who just won't do anything. We've had the matchmaker friend (NATO) try to set us up for a long time, but we refuse to do anything despite being clearly compatible. We've flirted a bit, even had some foreplay, but neither of us has ever really sealed the deal and gone for it. There's always been another man or woman, or a reason why we shouldn't do it; either we've been seeing other people, or been drunk and respectful, or just denied our feelings existed while we knew something was going on. Eventually, the excuses ran out, and we started wondering, why not? What's keeping us? Thus it is my great pleasure to formally announce the... Just Married Accords We gather here today at the county courthouse on the corner of Pacific Blvd and R&R Ave to recognize the union between these two alliances. After living, in sin, under the same roof for so many years, the New Pacific Order and R&R have finally come together to recognize their relationship. Only the Almighty Admin knows what thoughts led to this ceremony today: NPO perhaps realizing the missed opportunity of claiming marriage tax credits, R&R perhaps realizing that they find themselves clubbing with NPO more often than with their other flings, or perhaps both realizing that they had replaced the toothbrush they left at the other's home far too many times to still be dating. And so, with $50 in hand, these two drove downtown to visit the Justice of the Peace to 'just get this over with already.' Article I R&R and the NPO agree to try and learn to love one another. The couple agrees to refrain from domestic violence, to be honest and true to each other, and to respect each others personal space. Article II R&R and the NPO agree to continue fostering the relationship between their two alliances. Either may request to attend couple's counseling or material aid of any variety, which the other is encouraged, but not obligated, to fulfill. Article III R&R and the NPO agree that if either feels this unholy matrimony is no longer in best interests, they will notify the other of the intention to run off with a hot mistress. They will remain legally married for seventy-two hours from the start of the divorce proceedings. Signed for the New Pacific Order:Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of OrderFrawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific OrderSeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Signed for the R&R:cmf0203, PresidentWarriorSoul, Vice PresidentMutedFaith, Minister of Foreign Affairs The happy couple has a gift registration at Liquor Depot. Please send tech in lieu of flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krzyzewskiville Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Finally. NATO's gonna be so happy, they really hated being the awkward third wheel during the "will they or won't they" years. o/ R&R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 o/ NPO o/ RnR Long time coming for sure :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuatela Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I can't wait for the honeymoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geerland Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Woop woop.NATO awks third wheeling forver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proximus Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hey look now we can truly have a love triangle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmf0203 Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Love and Marriage go together like a horse and carriage. o/ NPO o/ R&R See ya in divorce court! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congratulations! NATO third-wheelin' err'y day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Awesome. Congrats to two fine alliances! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 This week pacifica trys to attempt the impossible... Treaty everyone :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Why does this keep happening? Every time I turn away, another treaty gets signed. How can this be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commanderragnar Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 o/ NPO o/ R&R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HM Solomon I Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) o/ We shall bury you all ... with the power of love. :D Edited November 13, 2014 by HM Solomon I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Has Plan finally got its B back? Edited November 13, 2014 by The Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 War yesterday, Love today, what's on the menu for tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congrats to our allies in NPO and their new PIAT partners in R&R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Pacifica is really rolling out the treaties lately. We could have use these announcements as something to chat about during the lull time :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illustrious Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I was told this would be the DoW.. uhh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hahaha oh you love birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 o/ R&R o/ NPO Seriously though, I better get some gifts from the people in here. And don't just buy the cheapest thing on our list, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congrats. All aboard the NPO choo choo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Why does this keep happening? Every time I turn away, another treaty gets signed. How can this be! Magic, Franz, Magic. Grats RnR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Nothing surprising here: anyone with the slightest bit of knowledge about R&R is aware of our long relationship :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 so this is a DoW right? Like how the thread called Declaration of War was actually a treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Holy treaties batman. :psyduck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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