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We're crawling with Ewoks!

Peter Ilyich

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"The people of this nation were in a disaster. IN fact, it was not even a nation. Our lands were all but a wish, that never would happen. That is, until a strange ship came down, bringing these people called Ewoks onto our planet. This was frightening for some people, however they became instantly our friends when they staked out a Yugoslav flag. To our surprise, however, our Ewoks were simply the beginning, as a large Star Destroyer came down and put down there flag. Here, we have the Galactic Empire."


Today, we declare the Earthly existence of the Galactic Empire. Free the planet!

We ask for your existence, but we couldn't' t care less about recognition, we are already here! We rule the galaxy! What is not to recognize?

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