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DEATH VODKA ltd. bids everyone a Merry Melech Day...

Captain Enema

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The history of Melech Day has been lost to the mists of time and over consumption of Death Juice. However, whether we can remember why we celebrate it or not, every year, usually at least three times a year, and never the same day, we like to celebrate, quite spontaneously, Melech Day.


A good Melech Day celebration needs only three things; love of fellow man (optional), ample quantities of alcoholic beverages, and at some point a lost goat that never once has been found in the history of any and all Melech Day celebrations. 


Merry Melech Day, remember, drink Death Vodka, you'll soon forget why you are such a huge loser.

And yes, we still hate you.




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