Captain Enema Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Don't be a pasty faced sissy boy, order at least 5 cases today and keep the hospital on speed dial for spontaneous brain explosion or forcibly defecating out your liver. Neither Landfall or the Russian government take any responsibility for anything to do with any of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentDavid Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Three-hundred and forty-seven orders would oddly originate from El Paso, Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Bars across the Imperium would order approximately 130,000 cases to be delivered just about everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 With news that the drink was now used to execute criminals in Russia, Death Vodka would begin to gain notoriety in the Northlands. Some bars would begin ordering it in small amounts due to the demand of Northlandic young adults to try a taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 DEATH VODKA, a jointly incorporated entity in both Landfall and Russia would begin utilizing the services of Landfall Shipping to begin distributing the god awfu... products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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