ComradeMilton Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 FORMAL NOTIFICATION OF INTENT TO POST RECOGNITION OF STRONG EMOTIONS The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism, ("GOONS") hereby offers a formal notification to Mathrage and whatever his Micro is called that we intent to post a formal recognition of strong emotions reflecting his hilarious nature. We can probably find a formal CB, but his alliance does not count as a valid, real one according to longstanding GOONS policy and promised oral sexual satisfaction ("BJ") from the leader of Los Pollos Hermanos ("LPH") GOONS is now going to be very angry with Mathrage and open his alliance up to permanent raiding for all GOONS members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 and promised oral sexual satisfaction ("BJ") from the leader of Los Pollos Hermanos ("LPH") So that's why Rey wanted to borrow my kneepads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordoftheland Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Is it possible for Methrage to be an EOG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 And, for the billionth time, I told you so. This could have been avoided had you actually followed through on the numerous white peace deals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cusj820 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Yes! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) I'm personally looking forward to all the grandstanding followed by the inevitable half-assed [s]mercy board[/s] peace negotiation attempts. Edited August 28, 2014 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Sounds to me that someone is in really deep do-do now.....:p Have fun GOONS :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I was not recognising them before it was cool.* *well, okay, you've been at it for longer than me but whatevs Thanks for reminding me I owe you a soup can in the face anyway, GOONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 By the way, who wants to bet Kaskus doesn't wave their dick as hard at GOONS as they did at Kashmir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) By the way, who wants to bet Kaskus doesn't wave their dick as hard at GOONS as they did at Kashmir? Whats a goon to a goblin? Edited August 28, 2014 by Unknown Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 By the way, who wants to bet Kaskus doesn't wave their dick as hard at GOONS as they did at Kashmir?Oh come on, Kaskus will always dickwave regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Oh come on, Kaskus will always dickwave regardless Sorry we're not all pansys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Sorry we're not all pansys.You're not, Pansys are well renound fighters and all round awesome people ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted August 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Why would we have issues with Kaskus or Kashmir? There's no posted diplomatic link between anyone and Methrage's award-winning AA; certainly no protectorate. We're quite specifically raiding LN, no one else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 This is pretty wonderful. Too bad there not much there to really have fun with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Oh come on, Kaskus will always dickwave regardlessI said as hard.Why would we have issues with Kaskus or Kashmir? There's no posted diplomatic link between anyone and Methrage's award-winning AA; certainly no protectorate. We're quite specifically raiding LN, no one else.I don't know; apparently Methrage is ODP'd or some shit I barely paid attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Good call, GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I always figured Rey was a cheap date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 And out of nowhere I am now rooting for Methrage instead of against him, what a twisted world we live in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted August 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 And now, due to apparently secret treaty chains that in some way benefit Methrage, despite his assiduous avoidance of posting about them on the OWF or the Wiki, GOONS will be attempting to end our raid in consideration of Methrage's actually reasonably nice friends, even at several generations apart. All that really prevents a universal declaration is Methrage ignoring me on IRC. We're going to go with a straight white peace (since it's not really our fault he can't/won't let the public know about his treaty connections) if they'll accept it. Since IRC isn't working, perhaps Methrage can go ahead and accept this here? He seems to post about literally everything else, so that seems a safe bet. If you disagree with this, feel free to discuss the matter with Kaskus and then get back to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Wow, that's sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I can't say I'm not disappointed that this turned around so quickly because of a couple opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted August 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 They were pretty big opinions. :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 And now, due to apparently secret treaty chains that in some way benefit Methrage, despite his assiduous avoidance of posting about them on the OWF or the Wiki, GOONS will be attempting to end our raid in consideration of Methrage's actually reasonably nice friends, even at several generations apart. All that really prevents a universal declaration is Methrage ignoring me on IRC. We're going to go with a straight white peace (since it's not really our fault he can't/won't let the public know about his treaty connections) if they'll accept it. Since IRC isn't working, perhaps Methrage can go ahead and accept this here? He seems to post about literally everything else, so that seems a safe bet. If you disagree with this, feel free to discuss the matter with Kaskus and then get back to us. Uh, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted August 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 (edited) It seems to be the biggest LN supporting alliance. Presumably they'd have the most influence. e: Who's the white dude with the unsuccessful beard in that GIF? Edited August 29, 2014 by ComradeMilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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