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FORMAL NOTIFICATION OF INTENT TO POST RECOGNITION OF STRONG EMOTIONS

 

The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism, ("GOONS") hereby offers a formal notification to Mathrage and whatever his Micro is called that we intent to post a formal recognition of strong emotions reflecting his hilarious nature. We can probably find a formal CB, but his alliance does not count as a valid, real one according to longstanding GOONS policy and promised oral sexual satisfaction ("BJ") from the leader of Los Pollos Hermanos ("LPH") GOONS is now going to be very angry with Mathrage and open his alliance up to permanent raiding for all GOONS members.

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 and promised oral sexual satisfaction ("BJ") from the leader of Los Pollos Hermanos ("LPH") 

 

 

So that's why Rey wanted to borrow my kneepads

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And, for the billionth time, I told you so. This could have been avoided had you actually followed through on the numerous white peace deals.

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I'm personally looking forward to all the grandstanding followed by the inevitable half-assed [s]mercy board[/s] peace negotiation attempts.

Edited by Emperor Marx

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By the way, who wants to bet Kaskus doesn't wave their dick as hard at GOONS as they did at Kashmir?

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By the way, who wants to bet Kaskus doesn't wave their dick as hard at GOONS as they did at Kashmir?

 

Whats a goon to a goblin?

Edited by Unknown Smurf

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By the way, who wants to bet Kaskus doesn't wave their dick as hard at GOONS as they did at Kashmir?

Oh come on, Kaskus will always dickwave regardless

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Sorry we're not all pansys.

You're not, Pansys are well renound fighters and all round awesome people ;)

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Why would we have issues with Kaskus or Kashmir? There's no posted diplomatic link between anyone and Methrage's award-winning AA; certainly no protectorate. We're quite specifically raiding LN, no one else.

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Oh come on, Kaskus will always dickwave regardless

I said as hard.

Why would we have issues with Kaskus or Kashmir? There's no posted diplomatic link between anyone and Methrage's award-winning AA; certainly no protectorate. We're quite specifically raiding LN, no one else.

I don't know; apparently Methrage is ODP'd or some shit I barely paid attention.

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And out of nowhere I am now rooting for Methrage instead of against him, what a twisted world we live in

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And now, due to apparently secret treaty chains that in some way benefit Methrage, despite his assiduous avoidance of posting about them on the OWF or the Wiki, GOONS will be attempting to end our raid in consideration of Methrage's actually reasonably nice friends, even at several generations apart. All that really prevents a universal declaration is Methrage ignoring me on IRC. We're going to go with a straight white peace (since it's not really our fault he can't/won't let the public know about his treaty connections) if they'll accept it.

 

Since IRC isn't working, perhaps Methrage can go ahead and accept this here? He seems to post about literally everything else, so that seems a safe bet. If you disagree with this, feel free to discuss the matter with Kaskus and then get back to us.

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I can't say I'm not disappointed that this turned around so quickly because of a couple opinions.

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And now, due to apparently secret treaty chains that in some way benefit Methrage, despite his assiduous avoidance of posting about them on the OWF or the Wiki, GOONS will be attempting to end our raid in consideration of Methrage's actually reasonably nice friends, even at several generations apart. All that really prevents a universal declaration is Methrage ignoring me on IRC. We're going to go with a straight white peace (since it's not really our fault he can't/won't let the public know about his treaty connections) if they'll accept it.

 

Since IRC isn't working, perhaps Methrage can go ahead and accept this here? He seems to post about literally everything else, so that seems a safe bet. If you disagree with this, feel free to discuss the matter with Kaskus and then get back to us.

 

 

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Uh, what?

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It seems to be the biggest LN supporting alliance. Presumably they'd have the most influence.

 

e: Who's the white dude with the unsuccessful beard in that GIF?

Edited by ComradeMilton

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