LilSebastian Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Friends, With SLCB going from strength to strength, and her successes hardly going unnoticed amongst the denizens of this forum, it brings me great pleasure to add further to the story today with two announcements of immeasurable worth. First, and perhaps of lesser importance, I bring you the news that SLCB has finally reached its place amongst the great alliances of this world - the benchmark set in stone has been surpassed. The cardboard raft has been refloated. Today (or, if not, at least at some point in the last week), we finally made it to 70,000 total nation strength. Second, and the reason I really wanted to invite you all to listen to me today, I can announce a diplomatic victory that weeks ago, could only be dreamed of. The future of the maroon team, as a result of our tireless efforts, is assured. Peace and Prosperity, friends! The Terri Principle Reduction (i) In recognition of the need for stability in the sphere, the following alliances hereby commit to selecting, in perpetuity, for the Maroon Team Senate, the esteemed ruler of Slapper Nation, Mr Pork Saber, esquire. (ii) Any signatory to this treaty wishing to make amendments to the text, or to withdraw entirely, forfeit their rights to call themselves an alliance. Signed For Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes, Porksaber, Blood God For Random Insanity Alliance, Porksaber, Senator Elect For Non Grata, Porksaber, Senator Elect For Congolese Soukous Society(?), Porksaber, Senator Elect For Nordreich, Porksaber, Senator Elect Please join me in celebrating the culmination of weeks of tireless diplomacy. Yours, LilSebastian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 This is a great honor and I'm not surprised you selected someone as great as me for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nooob Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Down with Porksword! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurty Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I say good sir, can you pass me the unused tissues? so that I may dab my tears of joy from hearing this wonderful news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I'm so confused right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I'm so confused right now Thank you for your continued professionalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Much love to the Porkers :)Sail on you crazy cardboard boxers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
603Redneck Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 What the? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaskowicz Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 o/ maroonity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I don't know what any of this means but hail maroon unity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I for one welcome our new Pork overlords. Hail his royal swineness :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I did not know you guys were still around. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2BKs Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 ..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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