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A diplomatic envoy is SENT!


Captain Enema

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Degrasse would wake up, three days later, with devil horns drawn on his forehead. Interestingly enough, he'd come to on the #11 Metro bus heading towards downtown Moscow. He'd find a theater ticket, two rusty bottle caps, a used tampon, a Polaroid picture of himself singing karaoke what appears to be the Dancing Bear Tavern, his cell phone with 398 messages from his security detail, and an assortment of telephone numbers written on bar receipts. Telephone numbers from Vanya, Danya, Tanya, and so on and so forth. After straggling back on board his aircraft he'd curl up in a corner and threaten his staff with throwing them out at 30,000 feet if they bothered him for any reason what so ever.

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