JEDCJT Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 "Well sir, I see a case of Death Juice that needs to be consumed, shall we?" Degrasse asks. "We shall, my good sir," Putin said as he got a can of Death Juice and gulped half of it in one gulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Degrasse would wake up, three days later, with devil horns drawn on his forehead. Interestingly enough, he'd come to on the #11 Metro bus heading towards downtown Moscow. He'd find a theater ticket, two rusty bottle caps, a used tampon, a Polaroid picture of himself singing karaoke what appears to be the Dancing Bear Tavern, his cell phone with 398 messages from his security detail, and an assortment of telephone numbers written on bar receipts. Telephone numbers from Vanya, Danya, Tanya, and so on and so forth. After straggling back on board his aircraft he'd curl up in a corner and threaten his staff with throwing them out at 30,000 feet if they bothered him for any reason what so ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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