Jarl Frost Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) OOC: posted with permission/demand by Generalissimo. IRL/IC Happy Birfday boy :D ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! Today, on this most glorious of days, we celebrate the great Generalissimo!....'s Birthday!!!!! All citizens, by government Mandate, are required to engage in Generalissimo Birthday Festivities (this mandate applies to all nations). Festivities include: Barbeque on pontoons Barbeque on Galleons 22.4 Cannon Salutes A great Bonfire, with dancing, drinking, and a message from the Generalissimo Him/her/itself! Literally anything Happy ***th Birthday Generalissimo!!!! Pictured: Generalissimo throughout the ages News Author's Note: all spelling mistakes are intentional, as demanded by the Generalissimo Birthday Law Mandates against Sobriety Edited August 14, 2014 by Jarl Frost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 All military personnel wear a hat and a fake beard for the day in honor of the general! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 New England could only admit a state of perplexity and profound confusion at news of the pronouncement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 "The Principality wishes Generalissimo the best of birthdays and a great many more years to come." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) "The Principality wishes Generalissimo the best of birthdays and a great many more years to come." [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=72623"]Generalissimo had gone missing in Arctic waters, while searching for Queen Cybil who had vanished in Arctic waters[/url] and never found. It's fairly safe to assume Generalissimo is dead. Nobody could survive that~! (OOC: Generalissimo is certainly alive) [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=76210"]There was a funeral and everything :( [/url] New England could only admit a state of perplexity and profound confusion at news of the pronouncement. Generalissimo was Procinctia's founder, generalissimo of Procinctia, notable statesman of the 1980's, popular international figure in the 201X's, [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=71942"]nearly most notable scientist of all time[/url], [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=60574"]who beat Kaiser Martens,[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=71534"]and became a widespread internet meme,[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=104253"]yet a best selling author,[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=59818"]of questionable sanity.[/url] Generalissimo Day is Procinctian holiday celebrating that birth of Generalissimo. (Particularly interesting because literally nothing else is known about about Generalissimo before gaining the rank) Most celebrated of Holiday in Procinctia right after. . . Play Tropico Day Punch Kaiser Martens Day REVOLUTION festival Neo Festivus Laugh at Mara Day So maybe not exactly highest in holiday rankings~! Procinctia's influence in Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear guarantees the continued presence of a Generalissimo Day. Of course Bear Island's newer "traditions" vastly differ from Procinctia's classical observance. [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=122830"]Not unlike Bear Islands' unique handling of the Fourth of July.[/url] All military personnel wear a hat and a fake beard for the day in honor of the general! Castro style hats are certainly appropriate for Generalissimo Day. (It's unknown if Generalissimo was ever a general before achieving generalissimo rank General is, however, a often used shorthand for Generalissimo) 22.4 Cannon Salutes 22.4 Cannon Salutes are often considered among hardest and most dangerous formal salutes to preform. 0.40% a cannon isn't a something that should be manned by amateurs. (That really hasn't ever stopped Procinctians before) Edited August 15, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Generalissimo had gone missing in Arctic waters, while searching for Queen Cybil who had vanished in Arctic waters and never found. It's fairly safe to assume Generalissimo is dead. Nobody could survive that~! (OOC: Generalissimo is certainly alive) There was a funeral and everything :( "One must never assume that it is all over. Tikal may mount an expedition to locate Generalissimo, alive or dead. If it's the latter, we will find a way to bring him back, better, harder, faster, stronger." [OOC: With your permission.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 The Imperium would find that sales of Generalissimo bobble heads jumped 800% upon Generalissimo's birthday, Imperium vacationers to Bear Islands Nation of the Bear would also see a jump in the next week, some searching for the lost Generalissimo, others simply hoping to see where the famous historical battles against Mara Lithaen took place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) "One must never assume that it is all over. Tikal may mount an expedition to locate Generalissimo, alive or dead. If it's the latter, we will find a way to bring him back, better, harder, faster, stronger." some searching for the lost Generalissimo, Anyone searching the Arctic waters for Generalissimo permitted to make an effort. Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear has no exclusive claim to him. The Imperium would find that sales of Generalissimo bobble heads jumped 800% upon Generalissimo's birthday, Generalissimo themed bobble heads were surprisingly becoming a large part of Bear Islands' economy. . . . others simply hoping to see where the famous historical battles against Mara Lithaen took place. This would be a particularly difficult challenge for Bear Islands' tourist industry. Procinctia-In-Exile's entire strategy was a subtle art of fighting without fighting. No army, no soldiers, no munitions, no battles - none of that in a conventional sense. Re-directing all of Lithaen's escalating aggression slowly against herself. Leisurely eroding Mara' credibility and image until nobody could take her seriously. Tricking her to lash out until she found herself destroyed by self inflicted wounds. Worse yet still the defining victory was on the moon far outside domain of the bear. None of those inconvenient facts actually stopped Bear Islands' even slightly. Procinctia-In-Exile's legacy would be milked for nickel they could squeeze out from it. Enough to make a cottage tourist economy from it. Over dramatized tours of various resistance locales! Lectures by actual resistance veterans about resistance! An old resistance headquarters transformed into a museum! Peddling a wide array of classic risque, demeaning, embarrassing and/or Mara products! All with a Generalissimo Day theme. . . . . . despite a minor detail that Generalissimo was dead before Mara Lithaen's birth. Edited August 16, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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