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We Get Home With a Little Help From Our Friends


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What would you think if I went and got nuked?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your tech and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to start an incident.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends
Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my warchest is low?
(Don't worry you won't be alone?)
How do I quad at the end of the day?
(Are you sad because you're stuck in nuke anarchy?)
No I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends
Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends

(Do you need anybody?)
I need somebody to kill
(Could it be anybody?)
I want somebody to kill

(Would you believe in anarchy that first night?)
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time
(What do you see when the server goes down?)
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends
Oh I'm going to fight with a little help from my friends

(Do you need anybody?)
I just need somebody to kill
(Could it be anybody?)
I want somebody to kill

Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends
Oh I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends

 
 

Article 1: What are we drinking?

I. Farkistan and The Drunkards shall each maintain their own individual sovereignty.

II. The Drunkards shall be provided with advisors from Farkistan to help guide the alliance in all matters pertaining to Economics, Internal Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Military Affairs and Organization.

Article 2: Where are we drinking it?

I. The Drunkards promises to provide fresh homebrew to Farkistan when supplies are low. In return, Farkistan pledges to provide financial, technological, military, political and resource trading assistance to the Drunkards as needed.

II. Farkers will always be there to return the bottles for more beer. The Drunkards are entitled to, without obligation, pledge financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to Farkistan.

Article 3: How are we getting home?

I. An attack upon the Drunkards by any nation or alliance is considered an attack upon Farkistan and as such Farkistan hereby pledges its unconditional defense of the Drunkards at all times. Likewise, if Fark is attacked, the Drunkards may, without obligation, pledge military support for the defense of Farkistan.

II. Either party may request, without obligation to the other signatory, any assistance in an aggressive war at any time.

III. In cases where attacks are launched upon one signatory by another signatory, the offending alliance agrees to pay up to 150% of all damages incurred.

Article 4: When are we going home?

I. Should either party decide to cancel this treaty, all articles will remain valid for 48 hours from the notice of cancelation


Signed for Drunkards:

o8secridr, Drunken Masta
Quiggler, Black out Drunk

Signed for Fark:
905, Submitter
Mr Vicarious, Squirrel
one eighty two, Speaker of the Council
Bionic Redhead, TF Council
Rollo, TF Council
Country Mouse, TF Council
Decide R Incheif, TF Council
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Pretty sure the other one was a temporary protectorate deals, and this one came about after The Drunkards showed some staying power.


yep, this one has no expiration date, actual clauses, a song, and a flag. That's at least 4 levels of upgrade.
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​head pounding, eyes unfocused, mouth feels like a horde of visigoths had camped overnight... oh yeah it's another great morning...

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It is great to see our new drinking buddies growing and thriving on this goat-infested Planet Bob.

 

 

/mixes a Bloody Mary to shake the cobwebs.

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