trs4ece Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 At the end of Round 29, CN:TE had become a place of total anarchy. Alliances would do massive down declares (and actually win) and micro alliances would be ravaged by larger alliances. Grudge wars would run rampant and people would flame each other to char in the OWF. The game's already shrinking player base was being destroyed from within. A group of people declared that this could not stand! Someone had to do something! We should have some sort of TE police! And so, from the ranks of CN:TE, a few great leaders stood up and created just that, the TE Police. However, as time went on, the TE Police began to grow in power. Their membership grew and hushed whispers began to emerge about corruption within the TE Police itself. The TE Police began to bully around other alliances under the guise of justice. False charges were drummed up against innocent nations and the TE Police suddenly became the epitome of that which they were formed to fight! It has become clear that the words of John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, first Baron Acton as written in his letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton in 1887 ring true: "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men." CN:TE does not need a central police force but instead needs each and every one of its members to take a stand against corruption! We need to take a stand against brutality! We need to take a stand against false accusations! And we need to take a stand against the TE Police. The Warriors joins forces with those who would stand up to these power hungry tyrants and declares war against the TE Police. May God have mercy on your souls. Signed, trs4ece Acting Leader of The Warriors Deputy Minister of Defense The Warriors Stats # Nations: 17 Strength: 167,844 Avg Strength: 9,873 Infra: 28,160 Tech: 4,314 Nukes: 81 TE Police Stats # Nations: 41 Strength: 566,548 Avg Strength: 13,818 Infra: 99,043 Tech: 11,543 Nukes: 184 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Those might be my favourite stats of all-time. Massive updeclare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I support this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Time for you to join the ranks of the misfits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trs4ece Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Time for you to join the ranks of the misfits Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Time for you to join the ranks of the misfits Stop it. We have our own. TO WAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombuator Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 We didn't see this coming. Next time, make the channels secret TPC, Warriors, DL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I actually love the work you put into that DoW very Halsuhkiesque. Great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 However, as time went on, the TE Police began to grow in power. Their membership grew and hushed whispers began to emerge about corruption within the TE Police itself. The TE Police began to bully around other alliances under the guise of justice. False charges were drummed up against innocent nations and the TE Police suddenly became the epitome of that which they were formed to fight! I mean, not to point out the obvious but no false charges have been trumped up. Stevie G freely admitted to roguing TE police, and TPC freely admitted to letting in someone known to be doing so, and then war slot filled, although they did state that those things shouldn't matter. If you guys want to jump into a fracas, by all means. But no reason to make up reasons. As it stands, TE PD is currently at war with: Bad Co (and their rogue) TPC Misfits (and their rogue) Defcom 1 DL The Warriors I would provide stats, but we all know they don't matter here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 And agreed, great DoW despite my nit with its factual basis. Misfits, yours was obviously lacking in comparison. DL, you still have time, most haven't blitzed yet. And Defcon 1, you actually made a war topic to raid an alliance where all wars were 60% down declares. I feel like you got your thread making priorities wrong to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trs4ece Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) I actually love the work you put into that DoW very Halsuhkiesque. Great job. So... I actually had no idea what a Halushkie was so I had to look it up. It looks pretty good TBH so I'll take that as a compliment :) I mean, not to point out the obvious but no false charges have been trumped up. Stevie G freely admitted to roguing TE police, and TPC freely admitted to letting in someone known to be doing so, and then war slot filled, although they did state that those things shouldn't matter. If you guys want to jump into a fracas, by all means. But no reason to make up reasons. As it stands, TE PD is currently at war with: Bad Co (and their rogue) TPC Misfits (and their rogue) Defcom 1 DL The Warriors I would provide stats, but we all know they don't matter here. Haha well, it wouldn't have been a very exciting declaration if I included ALL of their stats, right? Besides, I didn't feel like tallying all of them up. You're welcome to do so if you'd like. I'm actually quite curious now. Edited May 29, 2014 by trs4ece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hapapants Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I, for one, applaud this 'brave and honourable' declaration of war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Just so everyone knows, Warriors, TPC, Misfits, all of you other scrubs I am not even in Te Police but am fine in fighting along side them I just don't want to hear any crying later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Stop it. We have our own. TO WAR! I've got Mary Sue Princess Sparkle. You're G1 aint got puddin' on me To War :war: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Also, was there clarity on the one Hellas nation, or is it the worst blitz of the bunch. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Great Dow, trs4ece. You put some effort into it and I enjoyed reading it. I do agree that each of you posting your solo dow's with our amazing stats is a little misleading when you consider half our AA was already in anarchy and fighting wars, but that is a small nitpick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Like the DoW. Now this (with all the DOW's of the various AA's) is a war! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Just so everyone knows, Warriors, TPC, Misfits, all of you other scrubs I am not even in Te Police but am fine in fighting along side them I just don't want to hear any crying later. Scrubs? In other words, Paul is saying he is getting with WD to strike back, when this isn't their war. Also! Misfits has rogues now? I had no idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Scrubs? In other words, Paul is saying he is getting with WD to strike back, when this isn't their war. Also! Misfits has rogues now? I had no idea! You crying about rogues? What about the guy that had all misfit trading partners that hit hartfw a few days ago. Hypocrit much? Remember the saying about glass houses and stones. Also, I have to ammend my post you quoted it should be TPC and scrubs I wrote that in a hurry and did not mean to implie any level of respect for you or your AA. At least next round I know who I am killing, kinda makes FA easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Scrubs? In other words, Paul is saying he is getting with WD to strike back, when this isn't their war. Also! Misfits has rogues now? I had no idea! If our government decides to get involved, it's because you made it our war by choosing to attack two of our members whom you took it upon yourself to decree as not our members without consultation with our government ...Remember your made choices before you point fingers :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 You crying about rogues? What about the guy that had all misfit trading partners that hit hartfw a few days ago. Hypocrit much? Remember the saying about glass houses and stones. Also, I have to ammend my post you quoted it should be TPC and scrubs I wrote that in a hurry and did not mean to implie any level of respect for you or your AA. At least next round I know who I am killing, kinda makes FA easy. Clutchtouch? Lol the guy who had the resources we needed to fix a circle. A simple message and color changed fixed that. You attacked TFK earlier, I'm sure you pissed some of them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 To: Huggies From: Clutchtouch Date: 5/26/2014 10:49:38 PM Subject: RE: War Declared! Message: Don't need one! I want ZI. One nuke a day for the flag runners only buying Econ wonders. Noobs To: Huggies From: Clutchtouch Date: 5/27/2014 9:13:26 AM Subject: RE: War Declared! Message: That's exactly what you deserve, I see a member or 2 already hiding in WD. That's cute... Honestly those PMs are about as misfits as you can get. Coupled with the fact that he does have misfits trades(including you). He was the only one from TFK to attack us for being "flag runners" conveniently right before you guys. Now I have had no issue reducing his nation to ashes but he does make a good case for it. Regardless, have fun everyone. And let's watch the world Burn! :gun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (Checks trades) no clutchtouch? Strange you just said I trade with him? Reminds me when you guys had all those rogues that had trades with OP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombuator Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (Checks trades) no clutchtouch? Strange you just said I trade with him? Reminds me when you guys had all those rogues that had trades with OP I don't remember the intel report we got on him, but he DOES have trades with several Misfits/former Misfit. Its funny that you didn't try to deny it, just passing torch of blame to see if it will go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) So... I actually had no idea what a Halushkie was so I had to look it up. Haha well, it wouldn't have been a very exciting declaration if I included ALL of their stats, right? Besides, I didn't feel like tallying all of them up. You're welcome to do so if you'd like. I'm actually quite curious now. He was comparing you to Hal in OP, who also posts many great Dows. I just pulled these stats. Obviously some nukes have flown since update, but we've been at a constant state of war now for 19 days so our stats have been flucuating anyway. TEPD 41 Nations 489,209 strength 11,932 avg ns 156 nukes Coalition 85 Nations 812,854 strength 9,563 avg ns 325 nukes NS Tiers Sub 10K: TEPD 24 - Coalition 51 10K+: TEPD 17 - Coalition 34 15K+: TEPD 13 - Coaltion 16 20K+: TEPD 9 - Coalition 11 25K+: TEPD 4 - Coalition 4 30K+: TEPD 2 - Coalition 2 Decent match-up on paper in the upper tiers, but it will be quite the challenge for our guys in the lower ranges. The nuke difference will really show as ours are facing many more SDI's (and from what I've seen, much more effective SDI's). Edit - added some spacing between stats Edited May 29, 2014 by TBRaiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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