Generalissimo Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) United Nations General Assembly Subcommittee for General Subcommittee of Non Binding Generalized Observation - a subcommittee United Nations Space Station Gaia, multipurpose general conference room "Welcome to a completely unofficial non meeting of the United General Assembly Subcommittee for General Subcommittee of Non Binding Generalized Observations. Today we're going to discuss the possibility of potential topics for perhaps discussing eventually. At some unspecified point we'll consider the possibility of maybe setting a tentative agenda. Minimally our subcommittee may eventually conduct not binding generalized observations by means of international officially unofficial dialogues." - Katakatuaq, Transitional Advisory Chairman Bear Island's Nation of the Bear to United Nations ambassador Katakatuaq quickly realized how utterly irrelevant general activities of the General Assembly was. Spending entirety of every meeting (occasionally drinking and) playing Jenga. It was a job paying rather well for doing literally nothing. He scheming for taking his lack of efforts to another level entirely. Katakatuaq would get paid a bonus in forming a regularly active international subcommittee. Better still he could get paid a salary so long as the chairmanship was held. Thus he formed a subcommittee literally designed to accomplish nothing and so long as multiple nations bothered to show up this venture would be uneventful and profitable. With the wheels of fate now turning Katakatuaq's plan rolled into motion. Edited May 18, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) "As the UN General Assembly appears to be rather silent as of late, the Cape's representative would like to discuss the recent temporal shift that appears to have affected our planet, multiple nations have acknowledged the existence of nations seemingly existing where the current nations of Athens, American Commonwealth, and Tianxia currently exist." Edited May 18, 2014 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted May 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) "As the UN General Assembly appears to be rather silent as of late, the Cape's representative would like to discuss the recent temporal shift that appears to have affected our planet, multiple nations have acknowledged the existence of nations seemingly existing where the current nations of Athens, American Commonwealth, and Tianxia currently exist." "Yeah, on that. Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear doesn't recognize it happening. My nation's official explanation is a type of swamp type gas mixed with other unspecified stuff. This committee really isn't place to discuss it either. United Nations Security Council has no opinions concerning that currently. You're thinking a hypothetical united-nations-space-time-administration-bureau. United Nations General Assembly Subcommittee for General Subcommittee of Non Binding Generalized Observation lacks authority to discuss temporal or dimensional stuff. Unless the nations here mostly near unilaterally agree to carry on such conversation. . . really not happening" Edited May 18, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 "Are we still playing jenga or is that over with?" asks a very confused and somewhat drunk representative from Uruguay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Meihua'a candidate would look confused and would gesture to the UN Super Map of recognised and established nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Sudanese representative declares that he has won Jenga, as his opponent has not responded. As is tradition amongst his people, he is allowed to throw the Jenga blocks at the loser until snacks are provided to the entire assembly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Uruguayan representative strips naked, smears himself with faeces, and starts using the Jenga blocks to make a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggressivenutmeg Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) "The creation of parallel alternative dimensional universes is a common occurrence!" exclaims award-winning Magellanic scientist Juan Juanson, of the University of Southern Patagonia. "The reason why people in some nations have been able to observe and interact with this parallel alternative dimensional universe is a simple localised anomalisation of a tear in the fabric of the seventh through twelfth dimensions." Edited May 18, 2014 by Aggressivenutmeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Sudanese representative goes to the opposite side of the room from the Uruguayan representative, and tries to find an adult before realizing that he is in fact, an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Uruguayan representative starts making punji stick traps in advance of what he suspects is going to be a stampede for the door. The day is starting to look up in terms of the hunting possibilities and just as soon as the triple dose of ex lax he took kicks in, the hunting is likely going to be fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon1102 Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Rohan and Cascadian representatives sit and 1v1 on the video game Call of Duty Ghost. The Rohan representative screams and yells every time he is killed by the Cascadian representative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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