Auctor Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. It was a Saturday night in early May. The time was nearly midnight. We'd had a long shift the day before, but got called in to work graveyard. You could almost feel it in the air, something was off. My name is Cunctator; I carry a badge.We got a call down at the precinct saying get up to the projects. All sorts of unsavory characters roaming the streets at this hour. Me and my partner rolled up in an unmarked slowly and saw a group of teenagers milling around. My first instinct was to call for back up and haul them all downtown.The Phoenix Cobras, The Flying Kiwis, Della Luna, Hellas, The Misfits, Bad Company; we're bringing you in. Do not resist and it will all be over soon. Total Strength Avg Infras Tech NukesTE Police 45 609,741 13,550 115,405 12,784 174 Total Strength Avg Infras Tech NukesTPC 12 164,619 13,718 29,986 3,631 41TFK 13 117,549 9,042 24,128 2,917 9Della Luna 13 104,039 8,003 21,085 2,906 8Hellas 9 146,629 16,292 22,206 3,214 92The Misfits 9 117,253 13,028 19,634 2,926 45Bad Company 9 99,904 11,100 19,873 1,544 39Enemy 65 749,993 11,538 136,912 17,138 234 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you. You have the right to be an attorney. Although I doubt any of this will help you at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Turn off the dashcams, this is going to be ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 We're gonna protect and serve the $@*^ out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Thank you TE police for making these streets a little safer to walk at night. :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King James XVIII Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) I'm just gonna say it right now. For the love of God, don't accept TEPD peace offers. WE ARE AN HOUR IN THIS WAR IF YOU DO, PLEASE SET YOUR COLOR TO ORANGE AND ALLIANCE AFFILIATION TO "TEPD PRISONER" :facepalm: Edited May 11, 2014 by King James XVIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'm just gonna say it right now. For the love of God, don't accept TEPD peace offers. WE ARE AN HOUR IN THIS WAR IF YOU DO, PLEASE SET YOUR COLOR TO ORANGE AND ALLIANCE AFFILIATION TO "TEPD PRISONER" :facepalm: You listen to me: I've handled jaywalkers tougher than you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'm just gonna say it right now. For the love of God, don't accept TEPD peace offers. WE ARE AN HOUR IN THIS WAR IF YOU DO, PLEASE SET YOUR COLOR TO ORANGE AND ALLIANCE AFFILIATION TO "TEPD PRISONER" :facepalm: And this is why KJ is in leadership. Good luck and all that jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 You called for backup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 4/18/2014 12:06:07 PM kaboom Ruler: Kaboom The Misfits Dick Tracy Ruler: paul711 TE Police Gather Intelligence Success, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Dick Tracy. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 4/14/2014 Total Money: $13,179,661 Technology: 264.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 4/17/2014 12:00:09 AM Trade Partners: Banana, Lander Clan, fyrdhammer, Major TE Crimes Unit Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 11 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 40 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 4 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 5 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. I've been breaking the law for a while officer. :). I just like you that much Paula. Oh and you guys forgot OP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 4/18/2014 12:06:07 PM kaboom Ruler: Kaboom The Misfits Dick Tracy Ruler: paul711 TE Police Gather Intelligence Success, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Dick Tracy. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 4/14/2014 Total Money: $13,179,661 Technology: 264.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 4/17/2014 12:00:09 AM Trade Partners: Banana, Lander Clan, fyrdhammer, Major TE Crimes Unit Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 11 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 40 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 4 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 5 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. I've been breaking the law for a while officer. :). I just like you that much Paula. Oh and you guys forgot OP? If you like me that much why didn't I recieve a Christmas card? I think your being facetious and treating the police in a flipant manner. patrolling the streets of TE is serious and dangerous work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted May 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 If you like me that much why didn't I recieve a Christmas card? I think your being facetious and treating the police in a flipant manner. patrolling the streets of TE is serious and dangerous work.see also: Brave and Honorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 To: Canik From: Kaboom Date: 5/11/2014 7:36:55 AMSubject: Spy Operation Attack Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Gather Intelligence. In the attack your counter intelligence systems prevailed and managed to thwart the attack. Your counter spies managed to kill 20 enemy spies.To: Canik From: Kaboom Date: 5/11/2014 2:05:27 PMSubject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Kaboom. You lost 4,137 soldiers and 200 tanks. You killed 6,893 soldiers and 1,173 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $190,710.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. To: Canik From: Kaboom Date: 5/11/2014 2:05:40 PMSubject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Kaboom. You lost 1,701 soldiers and 24 tanks. You killed 3,234 soldiers and 0 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $111,070.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spTOR0JholI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spTOR0JholI 17k down declare on 10k "elite" status. Ask your buddy how his attacks went. :) Edited May 11, 2014 by yung flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted May 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Brave and Honorable 17k down declare on 10k "elite" status. Ask your buddy how his attacks went. :) Corrected this statement for you!you are very welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einer Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Thus far, my opponents have launched their 4 CMs and 2 DEFCON ops with great bravery and honour. I am now waiting to see if they will bravely and honourably advance in another direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) Thus far, my opponents have launched their 4 CMs and 2 DEFCON ops with great bravery and honour. I am now waiting to see if they will bravely and honourably advance in another direction. It would be nice if you updated your profile to conform with forum standards. I'd like to look at your nation and see who you are fighting. Edited May 12, 2014 by TBRaiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 17k down declare on 10k "elite" status. Ask your buddy how his attacks went. :) Still kinda funny you wasted two spy ops trying to gather intel, failed on both them - then you lose both GAs even after your buddy, which - btw, our infra wasn't that far apart. 2,789.99 to 2,449.40. My 45 navy and 6 nukes inflat my NS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Don't worry gentlemen, I'm here for your protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) /)^3^(\This is still a downdeclare. Edited May 12, 2014 by iamthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Still kinda funny you wasted two spy ops trying to gather intel, failed on both them - then you lose both GAs even after your buddy, which - btw, our infra wasn't that far apart. 2,789.99 to 2,449.40. My 45 navy and 6 nukes inflat my NS. considering after your blitz it was already down to say 2000-2100 infra to your 2789? Not to mention the tech advantage at that. Why is it always so hard for your buddies and you to admit your garbage and only pick wars that benefit you? Don't worry broski, I'll keep my pride and keep going. Oh and iamthey, you are about the biggest piece of garbage of the group but please I ask, DECLARE ON ME! I wanted you after update but sadly had to hit anarchy from a nuke. So please declare on me. It's another down declare so you should insist anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 considering after your blitz it was already down to say 2000-2100 infra to your 2789? Not to mention the tech advantage at that. Why is it always so hard for your buddies and you to admit your garbage and only pick wars that benefit you? Don't worry broski, I'll keep my pride and keep going. Oh and iamthey, you are about the biggest piece of garbage of the group but please I ask, DECLARE ON ME! I wanted you after update but sadly had to hit anarchy from a nuke. So please declare on me. It's another down declare so you should insist anyways. 300 more infra 100 more tech oh noez! Let's whine about how unfair it is! I'm Robocop, it's not supposed to be fair. What do you think this is, a game? Now lay face-down on the ground and put your hands behind your back, you hoodlum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 considering after your blitz it was already down to say 2000-2100 infra to your 2789? Not to mention the tech advantage at that. Why is it always so hard for your buddies and you to admit your garbage and only pick wars that benefit you? Don't worry broski, I'll keep my pride and keep going. Oh and iamthey, you are about the biggest piece of garbage of the group but please I ask, DECLARE ON ME! I wanted you after update but sadly had to hit anarchy from a nuke. So please declare on me. It's another down declare so you should insist anyways. I think you meant "Brave and Honorable, Secret Treaty upholding piece of garbage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) Yes yes honor Edited May 12, 2014 by yung flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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