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On April 4th, 2014 at 1:59:07 PM Planet Bob Standard Time, MrHunt of the nation of Hunters Realm of the alliance of Sengoku sent $6,000,000 to the nation of Greendale, affiliated with Annunaki Bloodline Society. This aid package was marked "6mil/200tech deal".

At 7:04:17 PM on April 14th of the same year, Annies Boobs of Greendale sent back 100 tech marked "Tech Payment 1/2". This payment is on time and signifies the first of two shipments intended to complete the deal. I'd like to thank ABLS and Annies Boobs for their ongoing efforts at making this transaction as painless as possible. Thank you.

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It was touch-and-go for a little bit; when 6pm rolled around, leaving the tech a mere six hours from being marginally late, I was beginning to get worried that we might be forced into creating a pointless OWF thread about it. Thankfully cooler heads prevailed, and the pointless OWF thread can be of a celebratory nature instead. 

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It was touch-and-go for a little bit; when 6pm rolled around, leaving the tech a mere six hours from being marginally late, I was beginning to get worried that we might be forced into creating a pointless OWF thread about it. Thankfully cooler heads prevailed, and the pointless OWF thread can be of a celebratory nature instead. 

 

Should have waited a month for the celebratory thread!

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Phewf! Can never play it too safe with those tech deals.

 

There are none left, but if you'd like I can offer you a croissant and some coffee.  The coffee comes without cream, milk or sugar and the croissants are loaded with butter and chocolate :P

That is how I prefer both my coffee and my croissants.

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If Polaris can be of any assistance in the next leg of the transaction know you have high friends in low places.

 
Fully appreciated, we'll keep you apprised of further developments.
 

This will not remove the stain of the late tech deal in Bob days past. History will not forget so easily.

:((


Look, the media these days has developed an over reliance on scare tactics. The fact is, most tech deals are safer than drinking water.
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I guarentee Annies Boobs completes this deal or I'll pay make the 2nd shipment myself.

We're close, Annies Boobs and I. We have a history.

He was FEAR's first Chancellor. :D

 

 

If it wasn't already clear this belonged in alliance announcements as posted, now its obvious.  Practically a tech bloc.

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If it wasn't already clear this belonged in alliance announcements as posted, now its obvious.  Practically a tech bloc.

 

Practically is not good enough, time to make it a literal tech bloc. The sanctity of the tech deal is the purest thing on rock of a planet we live on. 

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