smurthwaite Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 So, how about them *insert team name here*? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Join now and get free beer for life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 10 Reasons to Love the Free Beer You Get for Joining SRA: 1.) If you put underwear on beer, it won't pee on the floor. 2.) Beer loves a good game of Guess Who? Like when I sneak to the cooler in the liquor store, press my lips to the glass door and whisper, "Guess who's coming home with me?" 3.) A dangerous misconception, some people think beer comes in travel size because they're supposed to take it with them while they drive. No, beer is compact so it can easily be moved from the kitchen, to the shower, to bed, without the drag of pulling a liter of vodka behind oneself. 4.) Beer tells me I'm pretty. It will tell you that you're pretty. It will tell all of us we are pretty. 5.) "Milk" doesn't have the same ring to it as "beer." Unless you just milked a drunk cow, then I'm interested. 6.) I like variety in my life: Singles, six pack, twelve pack, keg, it's like beer woke up one morning and said, "I can be all things for all people with various sizes of refrigerators and emotional needs." 7.) Beer is cheap. Making your own meth is dangerous and not so cheap ....especially if you accidentally blow your house up. 8.) Water doesn't make me want to do The Electric Slide, in my pajamas, after 10pm. I don't even like water. 9.) The house seems cleaner when I'm drinking beer. 10.) Beer didn't help me write this list. But, it would've if I'd asked. Citation: http://www.paigekellerman.com/2013/01/the-top-ten-reasons-to-love-beer.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Been around the world; ' don't speak the language, but your booty don't need esplaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 o/ SRA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 You see me baby, shaken that ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Quintus Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Joining SRA is recommended by literally pairs of independent experts. Also their beer is of high quality and limitless supply, a veritable cornucopia of the brewer's art. Any gastric effects resulting from drinking their beer tend to be short-lived, for most people, usually. Best cure is to have another beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Time to pour Flotsam another beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 We punch above our weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Quintus Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 We punch above our weight. Just don't punch below my waist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 We fight hard, and dirty, but not that dirty, unless you deserve it, but then I don't think you deserve it. We should probably just drink more beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Just finished 8/9 seasons of How I Met Your Mother and disappointed I have to wait for season 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Megashare is going off line, apparently? Join SRA for all the piracy intel... Note: SRA Does Not Promote Piracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Crownguard is a fan of Screaming Red Asses; a lot of good members there. That is all you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Thanks, Crownguard. SRA: now endorsed by the Left. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Your homepage is absolutely aesthetically unpleasing to gaze upon. I'd definitely consider applying for membership in the Screaming Red Asses alliance. :v: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 SRA - now with more ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Graduate Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 These guys are pretty rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights111 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 courtesy bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 We've got class coming out of our Red Ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Join the SRA! Embraced by the Redarmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Your homepage is absolutely aesthetically unpleasing to gaze upon. How can that be? Our forums are universally loved for their aesthetics. -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Your homepage is absolutely aesthetically unpleasing to gaze upon. I'd definitely consider applying for membership in the Screaming Red Asses alliance. :v: It is not the cover of the book that matters. It is the quality of the content of the book. We are quality asses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 So much quality ass right here ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Finest Asses on Bob!! And don't forget we have our own microbrewery that is in constant supply! Edited June 18, 2014 by Xanth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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