Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Which will be none. This will go precisely as every one of these situations go: you declare on a couple of the weakest people in range, they stick a couple of nuclear nations on you, your nation becomes a crater filled only with impotent rage, having inflicted hundreds of dollars worth of damages in total. You'll ask for peace, GOONS will ask for something for peace (probably a joke term), you'll make no fewer than three threads decrying the injustice of it all, eyes will roll, life goes on, nobody cares. Which is what I find funny about people on Bob. Why comment in the thread, if nobody cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) . Edited June 19, 2019 by Rayan Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstorm777 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I know, which is why you called for outside assistance. We'll no *^%# Sherlock. I just got through fighting a freaking war for my alliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 A quick glance at the in-game statistics yields the following results: GOONS is an one hundred twenty one (121) player alliance with an amazing average strength. You're not going to get far, Loki Laufeyson. I realize that, but I have enough resources to do considerable damage before I get ZI'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I realize that, but I have enough resources to do considerable damage before I get ZI'd. Is it buck's secret network of spies and bounty hunters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Which is what I find funny about people on Bob. Why comment in the thread, if nobody cares? Beyond my quixotic quest to convince the loltier nations of the world that they are not in fact one OWF thread from overturning the world order, the 'nobody cares' bit really kicks in with what I presume is your endgame here: using whatever GOONS does to your nation as a rallying cry to garner global public support for a campaign against them. This is always the goal. It is never the result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I realize that, but I have enough resources to do considerable damage before I get ZI'd. If your war-chest is literally filled with billions of in-game dollars, sure, but going by your national strength range, not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Beyond my quixotic quest to convince the loltier nations of the world that they are not in fact one OWF thread from overturning the world order, the 'nobody cares' bit really kicks in with what I presume is your endgame here: using whatever GOONS does to your nation as a rallying cry to garner global public support for a campaign against them. This is always the goal. It is never the result. Actually, I just have to get this out of the way before I go on to other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 We'll no *^%# Sherlock. I just got through fighting a freaking war for my alliance Not an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstorm777 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not an excuse. Yeah, it kinda is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Yeah, it kinda is. Other than a few stints in PM, I have been at war continuously since early November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstorm777 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Other than a few stints in PM, I have been at war continuously since early November. Yeah for being an idiot, at least I'm fighting for something worthwhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Yeah for being an idiot, at least I'm fighting for something worthwhile Oh, now you're just being mean, Darkstorm777. Let the poor fella get wiped away like a chap, won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Yeah for being an idiot, at least I'm fighting for something worthwhile Actually I was fighting for HB, and before that against a nuke rogue. Edited February 15, 2014 by Loki Laufeyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Well #!@? he's out of range :( We'll just wait for your other threads of defeat :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Goddamnit GOONS, you gotta teach us how to get these insignificant AA's to rogue you all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Goddamnit GOONS, you gotta teach us how to get these insignificant AA's to rogue you all the time.Raid and start a mercy board ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Yep, a one man army is pretty scary. I know I am, I dunno about Loki though. If your war-chest is literally filled with billions of in-game dollars, sure, but going by your national strength range, not really. Or have the financial backing of those with said billions! it's how i get by! Goddamnit GOONS, you gotta teach us how to get these insignificant AA's to rogue you all the time. Like, I guess I could, but I don't really have a burning hatred for you guys, plus we're now allies or some !@#$. Edited February 15, 2014 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 When the Grudge War began shortly after I joined, GOONS found itself at war with NPL. I engaged two NPL nations and reduced them to rubble. Based on the comments alone in this thread, I find it hard to believe he reduced any nations to rubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Based on the comments alone in this thread, I find it hard to believe he reduced any nations to rubble. It was a while ago, but I did. Wasn't an attack against NPL, I was just saying what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Some people just need a little impulse control.Don't fuck the stagger MHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Some people just need a little impulse control. Don't $%&@ the stagger MHA. You want some too Rey? Get in my range so we can have a third round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 You want some too Rey? Get in my range so we can have a third round. I pretty much disagree with Rey on simple principle, but I think you have been successful at one thing in calling him into your fray: you have pretty much united the entirety of BOB against your idiotic declaration. Though, please carry on, as I find it slightly amusing on an otherwise raining day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I still need to see Loki's essay on GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Shabazz Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I still need to see Loki's essay on GOONS. The DoW is pretty much a slightly revised version of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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