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Greetings, fine inhabitants of Bob.

This war, to say the least, isn’t what we wanted to see. When R&R departed from The Superfriends and Dos Equis, the political landscape was tremendously different from the one we see today. Our friends and former blocmates were under much fire - both political and literal - and were looking to once again draw the short straws. They were well aware that we, the Usual Suspects, were prepared to fight in defense of them against an aggressive war launched by Non Grata and the New Sith Order. We stood by this, affirmed it numerous times, and never wavered in it.

But, as so often happens, fate takes an interesting turn. This interesting turn came in the form of the treaty between The Order of the Paradox and the New Polar Order. A brilliant political move, to be certain, but it made for an interesting month of discussion within Usual Suspects leadership meetings. This treaty would, without a doubt, not only stop the current momentum felt on Bob, but reverse it entirely, turning the former aggressors and their allies into targets. The decision that NATO and TIO ultimately came to was that they, in keeping with their agreements and out of respect for their friendship with the New Pacific Order, enter into a war in their defense. R&R supported this move, and NATO and TIO know as much.

Now, it has come to our attention that R&R has been placed under much scrutiny for its lack of involvement in this war. Some of our critics are generally well-informed, or even well-intentioned. Most are simply sycophants looking to earn a few brownie points with their newfound Paradoxian doms. (Word to the wise: They don’t use safe words. They just ride you until you become tired and useless, then move on to the next.) Regardless of what category the aforementioned critics fall under, it should be fully understood by now that we pay little mind to them. We owe them no explanation as to the motives or the reasons behind our actions.

We do, however, owe explanations to our allies in NATO and TIO. Our governments are always in constant contact, but this statement is to inform their memberships, as well as Bob as a whole. Both NATO and TIO’s governments are well aware of the precarious position R&R would be put in by entering this war, and knowing so, have supported our neutrality in this conflict, and will continue to do so.

So there you have it: R&R officially declares its neutrality in this conflict.

EgoFreaky, President
Garion, Vice President
GreyOps, Minister of Defense









Screw it: We’re coming for you, TOP.

Actually Signed,
 

EgoFreaky, President
Garion, Vice President
GreyOps, Minister of Defense

 

 

 

edit: some format stuff that got in.

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[background=transparent]Greetings, fine inhabitants of Bob.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]This war, to say the least, isn’t what we wanted to see. When R&R departed from The Superfriends and Dos Equis, the political landscape was tremendously different from the one we see today. Our friends and former blocmates were under much fire - both political and literal - and were looking to once again draw the short straws. They were well aware that we, the Usual Suspects, were prepared to fight in defense of them against an aggressive war launched by Non Grata and the New Sith Order. We stood by this, affirmed it numerous times, and never wavered in it.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]But, as so often happens, fate takes an interesting turn. This interesting turn came in the form of the treaty between The Order of the Paradox and the New Polar Order. A brilliant political move, to be certain, but it made for an interesting month of discussion within Usual Suspects leadership meetings. This treaty would, without a doubt, not only stop the current momentum felt on Bob, but reverse it entirely, turning the former aggressors and their allies into targets. The decision that NATO and TIO ultimately came to was that they, in keeping with their agreements and out of respect for their friendship with the New Pacific Order, enter into a war in their defense. R&R supported this move, and NATO and TIO know as much.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]Now, it has come to our attention that R&R has been placed under much scrutiny for its lack of involvement in this war. Some of our critics are generally well-informed, or even well-intentioned. Most are simply sycophants looking to earn a few brownie points with their newfound Paradoxian doms. (Word to the wise: They don’t use safe words. They just ride you until you become tired and useless, then move on to the next.) Regardless of what category the aforementioned critics fall under, it should be fully understood by now that we pay little mind to them. We owe them no explanation as to the motives or the reasons behind our actions.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]We do, however, owe explanations to our allies in NATO and TIO. Our governments are always in constant contact, but this statement is to inform their memberships, as well as Bob as a whole. Both NATO and TIO’s governments are well aware of the precarious position R&R would be put in by entering this war, and knowing so, have supported our neutrality in this conflict, and will continue to do so.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]So there you have it: R&R officially declares its neutrality in this conflict.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]EgoFreaky, [/size][/background][background=transparent]President[/size][/background]
[background=transparent]Garion, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Vice President[/size][/background]
[background=transparent]GreyOps, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Minister of Defense[/size][/background]









[background=transparent]Screw it: We’re coming for you, TOP.[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]Actually Signed,[/size][/background]

[background=transparent]EgoFreaky, [/size][/background][background=transparent]President[/size][/background]
[background=transparent]Garion, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Vice President[/size][/background]
[background=transparent]GreyOps, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Minister of Defense[/size][/background]

 

 

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