EgoFreaky Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) Greetings, fine inhabitants of Bob.This war, to say the least, isn’t what we wanted to see. When R&R departed from The Superfriends and Dos Equis, the political landscape was tremendously different from the one we see today. Our friends and former blocmates were under much fire - both political and literal - and were looking to once again draw the short straws. They were well aware that we, the Usual Suspects, were prepared to fight in defense of them against an aggressive war launched by Non Grata and the New Sith Order. We stood by this, affirmed it numerous times, and never wavered in it.But, as so often happens, fate takes an interesting turn. This interesting turn came in the form of the treaty between The Order of the Paradox and the New Polar Order. A brilliant political move, to be certain, but it made for an interesting month of discussion within Usual Suspects leadership meetings. This treaty would, without a doubt, not only stop the current momentum felt on Bob, but reverse it entirely, turning the former aggressors and their allies into targets. The decision that NATO and TIO ultimately came to was that they, in keeping with their agreements and out of respect for their friendship with the New Pacific Order, enter into a war in their defense. R&R supported this move, and NATO and TIO know as much.Now, it has come to our attention that R&R has been placed under much scrutiny for its lack of involvement in this war. Some of our critics are generally well-informed, or even well-intentioned. Most are simply sycophants looking to earn a few brownie points with their newfound Paradoxian doms. (Word to the wise: They don’t use safe words. They just ride you until you become tired and useless, then move on to the next.) Regardless of what category the aforementioned critics fall under, it should be fully understood by now that we pay little mind to them. We owe them no explanation as to the motives or the reasons behind our actions.We do, however, owe explanations to our allies in NATO and TIO. Our governments are always in constant contact, but this statement is to inform their memberships, as well as Bob as a whole. Both NATO and TIO’s governments are well aware of the precarious position R&R would be put in by entering this war, and knowing so, have supported our neutrality in this conflict, and will continue to do so.So there you have it: R&R officially declares its neutrality in this conflict.EgoFreaky, PresidentGarion, Vice PresidentGreyOps, Minister of DefenseScrew it: We’re coming for you, TOP.Actually Signed, EgoFreaky, PresidentGarion, Vice PresidentGreyOps, Minister of Defense edit: some format stuff that got in. Edited December 15, 2013 by EgoFreaky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Nice formatting. Are you worse fighters than you are posters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobleSix Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 o/ To war!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 [background=transparent]Greetings, fine inhabitants of Bob.[/size][/background][background=transparent]This war, to say the least, isn’t what we wanted to see. When R&R departed from The Superfriends and Dos Equis, the political landscape was tremendously different from the one we see today. Our friends and former blocmates were under much fire - both political and literal - and were looking to once again draw the short straws. They were well aware that we, the Usual Suspects, were prepared to fight in defense of them against an aggressive war launched by Non Grata and the New Sith Order. We stood by this, affirmed it numerous times, and never wavered in it.[/size][/background][background=transparent]But, as so often happens, fate takes an interesting turn. This interesting turn came in the form of the treaty between The Order of the Paradox and the New Polar Order. A brilliant political move, to be certain, but it made for an interesting month of discussion within Usual Suspects leadership meetings. This treaty would, without a doubt, not only stop the current momentum felt on Bob, but reverse it entirely, turning the former aggressors and their allies into targets. The decision that NATO and TIO ultimately came to was that they, in keeping with their agreements and out of respect for their friendship with the New Pacific Order, enter into a war in their defense. R&R supported this move, and NATO and TIO know as much.[/size][/background][background=transparent]Now, it has come to our attention that R&R has been placed under much scrutiny for its lack of involvement in this war. Some of our critics are generally well-informed, or even well-intentioned. Most are simply sycophants looking to earn a few brownie points with their newfound Paradoxian doms. (Word to the wise: They don’t use safe words. They just ride you until you become tired and useless, then move on to the next.) Regardless of what category the aforementioned critics fall under, it should be fully understood by now that we pay little mind to them. We owe them no explanation as to the motives or the reasons behind our actions.[/size][/background][background=transparent]We do, however, owe explanations to our allies in NATO and TIO. Our governments are always in constant contact, but this statement is to inform their memberships, as well as Bob as a whole. Both NATO and TIO’s governments are well aware of the precarious position R&R would be put in by entering this war, and knowing so, have supported our neutrality in this conflict, and will continue to do so.[/size][/background][background=transparent]So there you have it: R&R officially declares its neutrality in this conflict.[/size][/background][background=transparent]EgoFreaky, [/size][/background][background=transparent]President[/size][/background][background=transparent]Garion, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Vice President[/size][/background][background=transparent]GreyOps, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Minister of Defense[/size][/background][background=transparent]Screw it: We’re coming for you, TOP.[/size][/background][background=transparent]Actually Signed,[/size][/background][background=transparent]EgoFreaky, [/size][/background][background=transparent]President[/size][/background][background=transparent]Garion, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Vice President[/size][/background][background=transparent]GreyOps, [/size][/background][background=transparent]Minister of Defense[/size][/background] The most beautiful formatting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Another early Christmas, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 That's what happens when you paste from GDocs to these boards. Now shut up and bend over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) Hail neutrality.Boo formatting. Edited December 15, 2013 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeBro Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 At least we only posted it once this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 I enjoyed this gag, glad you could finally join us on the battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arasuki Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 oh my sides that formatting xD o/ R&R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Well, there you have it folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyner Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Finally :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex987 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 o/ neutrality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 this is why u use frogpad for owf prep and gdocs for real alliance work :colbert2: rawr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckmanero Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) GET READY FOR TAKEOFF Edited December 15, 2013 by ckmanero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) this is why u use frogpad for owf prep and gdocs for real alliance work :colbert2: rawr Don't tell me how to live my life. Let an author write where he pleases. Also, for you ck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OzHBEcymw Edited December 15, 2013 by WarriorSoul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 lines being formatted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yerushalayim Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Welcome to the fight. Now burn. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Welcome to the war and happy hunting R&R! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathAdder Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Lol. Have fun TOP. <3 Lucky bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 lines being formatted It stings, bowing to a joke of yours... Welcome to the fight. Now burn. :P I have some excess fat to remove, now that I think about it... Come and help me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDragon Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 The way all this has fallen has indeed been sucky. Have fun my friends. o/ R&R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckmanero Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 ARE YOU READY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) Welcome to the fight. Now burn. :P Holy Yisrael is a peaceful nation. War is not an option since 10/31/2013 You first. Edited December 15, 2013 by Stealthkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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