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A Javahouse Announcement in Two Parts

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Part I

 

Q: When are asses their most screaming and red?
A: When they get hot coffee spilled on them!
 
In defence of Kashmir, in the course of what may be termed the Kas War, The Javahouse League declares war on Screaming Red Asses.
 
Signed:
Maximum I Powerful, Quadruple Espresso Shot, Purveyor of Caffeine
Godiva White Chocolate, Queen of Cream, Froth and Desserts
Lone Ranger Puppy, Gatherer of Delicious Sandwich Meat
John “E Pluribus Unum” Churchill, Ornamental Cinnamon Sprinkles
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Part II
 
Anarchy Inc. entered this war with the best intentions - to help take the heat off its close friend the New Pacific Order, who had just been attacked by myriad alliances. In the Javahouse, that's the kind of action we support. Anarchy Inc. requested our help recently and we're happy to provide it.
 
In support of our allies in Anarchy Inc., in the course of the current global conflict, The Javahouse League declares war on The Legion.
 
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I might have to hit you guys for hitting SRA, but welcome to the war!

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Good luck to my friends in SRA! Walsh give'em hell.

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Uh oh. :o

But on a side note you could have manned up and warred Kaskus. No need to hit little innocent SRA

Edited by KenoCore

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Uh oh. :o

But on a side note you could have manned up and warred Kaskus. No need to hit little innocent SRA

 

I don't think that's a requirement for hitting Kaskus. 

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War is a grave, and serious matter: nukes will fall, infra will burn, and people will die.  My official statement on this DoW:

 

"TOP BILLING!!!!  Suck it, Legion -- how does "Part II" feel?  I wouldn't know -- I didn't even read that far!"

 

Welcome to war with Planet Bob's preeminent donkey-themed alliance, Javahouse.  We'll see you out there.

 

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Edited by Walshington

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Uh oh. :o

But on a side note you could have manned up and warred Kaskus. No need to hit little innocent SRA

 

We can't hear you all the over there in peace mode. ;)

Edited by Letterkenny

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I don't think that's a requirement for hitting Kaskus. 

This war has seen

Warring for giggles.
Sanctions.
Attacking POWS
Breaking agreements set before the war


I don't think at this point anyone really needs a reason. But it's all personal I suppose.

You didn't stagger me Kenny! I gotta take advantage of that! Edited by KenoCore

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