Learz Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 So it is written, so it shall be.#BROHONism Lo, it has come to pass, as seasons change, so doth this realm. Before us stands this iniquity, an injustice, as though a shadow comes and falls upon us in the night. Oh foolish ones! How is it that you do not see the folly before you? There is no god but admin, and THE BROHON is his prophet. Beware, ye naysayers! There will be an accounting of all, and your infra and tech shall be weighed. And THE BROHON shall look where his eye falls. Those found lacking shall be removed from his sight posthaste, with no sound or cry or whimper. For his vengeance shall lay upon thee like a confused goat, and you shall know no peace while his ragequit echos in your mind for a thousand updates. If you do not recognize his Glory, he will punish you sternly, and replace you with men of short stature. Now we, Invicta, write what few things we write, in the same book with our brother Legion; for behold, we saw the last which he wrote, that he wrote it with his own hand; and he wrote it in the day that he delivered them unto him. And after this manner we keep the records, for it is according to the commandments of THE BROHON. And we make an end. For it is written, at the end, shall there be the record. For it is recorded, those that do not accept THE BROHON into their village will be cast aside, as if their chief was Steve Buscemi, with a head like a raisin. For it is known! Only THE BROHON shall lead his believers into the glowing green light, and only belief in him shall preserve your boat count. For THE BROHON so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, BROHON Jr, so that those who believe him him will not perish, but have eternal donations. Praise be unto him! Without his countenance shining down upon thee, there would be no treaty web or alliances or hope. There would only be chaos, and darkness, as if Ramirus Maximus was placed in charge and given crayons. O ye sinners! Why have you forsaken the words of the prophet? Blessed is the THE BROHON, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of ZI, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of new nations. And he will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know his name is the THE BROHON when he lays his vengeance upon thee. Turn now away from evil and garlic, lest ye be struck dumb and have no more utterance. Turn not to your generals and WRC; locate a virgin heifer and ride it into the town square before it is too late! Those heathen unbelievers, not recognizing the truth in front of them! Be like the true believer who follows THE BROHON wearing nothing more than a linen sheet. For when the sinners grabbed him, he pulled free of the sheet, and continued to follow THE BROHON through the streets naked. And the sinners were in awe of his glory, and there was much rejoicing. This is the true path, for it shall be known among all the land. And it came to pass, in the third day of THE BROHON, that it was recorded by the Legion. Thus has THE BROHON commanded us, saying 'go forth and be one', and so it was forevermore. Our bond was tight, like the timing of a tech deal, and our treaty endures to this day. Thus, when THE BROHON sought true believers from among his flock, to preserve his Word, the calling was felt. And so on the fifth day of THE BROHON, that the Mutual Aggression clause with Legion was activated, and so Invicta rode to war upon a flaming horse. And it was not on fire. The infidels must be purged, having polluted his holy land. How dare they! Desecrating the place of THE BROHON. Yea, it is that time that has been spoken of. The followers of THE BROHON have turned against him, and his words are twisted. And THE BROHON has turned his face against them, for the true believers shall hold judgment over all the land. O Pacifica! Why do thoust seek to destroy your namesake? Put forth your hand, surrender now, lest it is too late! Return now as one of the faithful. Do not be led astray like the sinners around you. Only through prostration of your prostate shall the tribulation be overcome. Salvation awaits! The word of the THE BROHON is clear among all who see it. Do not turn away from the golden oxen, for they carry aid packages as far as the eye can see. Wait in peace, for NSO is surely waiting as well, although not in peace. For it is written, I shall smite him with my left shoe, and his sides will hurt. Do not challenge the THE BROHON! Return to his ways, and give yourself up to him. For only through THE BROHON shall you find life everlasting. All other ways lead only to nuclear destruction and fruitcake. The heretics will seek to hide you from the truth. Do not believe their lies. Trust in the trinity: THE BROHON, THE BROHON, and THE HOLY BROHON. Do not let Farrin urinate in your ears, for his way leads to confusion, and the wrong kind of quads. If only he would be altogether silent! For him, that would be wisdom. And when THE BROHON greets you, greet him back. And when he greets you better, offer your cloak to him, so that he may sell it for gas money. Do not question the wisdom of THE BROHON. Let this testament stand true before the world. Fasten your hand unto THE BROHON's hand, and let him guide you through the judgment that awaits. Only in faith and tech shall you walk straight among thine enemies. Go throughout the land! Proclaim what you have learned, and the knowledge contained. Only through THE BROHON can there be peace among the denizens. The rewards given shall be more than can be fit into a single aid package. And upon all there is, shall the light shine upon thee and thy land. In THE BROHON we trust,Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotty Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Invicta declares on NPO. /s/ rotty, President of Invicta /s/ President Gunn of Acturea, Vice President of Invicta, Emperor of Shadow Gov, Grand Admiral of the Pacific, Fulfiller of Farrin's Wishes /s/ Ellis, Chief of Staff, Better than Nascar /s/ Contra, Minister of War /s/ xR1 Fatal Instinct, Minister of Foreign Affairs /s/ Jon32492, Minister of Internal Affairs, Yoda. /s/ KingWilliam - Minister of Finance, Member of Invicta. SMASHING PACIFICA 2014 /s/ Learz, Adviser, Grand Poobah and High Priestess of THE BROHON /s/ ShotgunWilly, Advisor to the Invicta Government, Grand Admiral Gunn's Flag Captain, Shadow Regent, High Prophet of THE BROHON /s/ lennybronx, Advisor, Nas best friend /s/ Thrash, very happy /s/ Killlman4, Minister of non-existent entinties /s/ King Biscuit, Non-Lapdog and Acolyte of THE BROHON(pbuh) /s/ PrinceVegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, Spess Mahreen /s/ Ekaterina Anastasia Kurae Romanova, Madame of the Canterbury Pub and Whorehouse, Shadow Chief of Staff, apparently someone who needs to sign stuff. /s/ GeniusInc - Resident Genius (am I cool now?) /s/ Octavian - Colonel of everyone /s/ Phate, for the Brohon /s/ the rebel - came, saw and conquered. /s/Infopowerbroker - Peace Mode is HARD /s/ King Hobbs, Former MoIA and Professional Jackalope Hunter /s/ Jorost of the Triune Republic, First of His Name, Lord of the Invictae, Protector of the Realm, and Defender of the Faith; Right Honorable Senator from the Red Sphere; Star of Stage, Screen, and Internet; Last Surviving Member of Members Only; Second Runner-Up for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive; Dreaded Rear Admiral of the Fleet, Has No Idea What He is Signing Edited November 6, 2013 by rotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Gunn Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 The Invicta shadow government grudgingly approves of the illegitimate Invicta government actions.tl;dr We activate article 14, Agression, of the Brother From Another Color Accords and declare war on NPO. Per Article 10 of the treaty, we are also forced to activate Article 69, Mutual Destruction, and declare on Legion. However, don't be surprised if we don't waste fighters on The Legion, as it would be a waste of a good slot. Unless we have nothing better to play with...Signed for Invicta Shadow Gov,Nascar8FanGA, EmperorShotgunWilly, Indecisive Shadow RegentLearz, Captain (of the Cricket Team)Ellis, High InquisitorChimaera, Dark Lord of the Sith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 If I can get in this, I would be so happy.Let's do this Invicta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 This was pretty cool. Good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Jesus, that first post was incoherent. Welcome to the fray, Invicta. Odd to see you fighting NPO, but hey, brave new world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Impressive DoW. Have fun, Invicta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Good luck, Invicta. Although maybe you guys can take a bit of a beating for that OP. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornguard Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Forever and Ever, Brohonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xR1 Fatal Instinct Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Dog goes woof, cat goes meow. Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW. But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES THE PACIFICAN SAY? [URL=http://s158.photobucket.com/user/Swat63/media/35d21cgjpg.gif.html][/URL] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 HEY GUYS LOOK AT ALL BREHON DID!!!!!! HE'S SUCH A BAD GUY!!!! NPO IS EVIL!!! Alright, I thought he had retired. My mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Welcome to the fray, Invicta. Odd to see you fighting NPO, but hey, brave new world. It's been brewing in the kettle for a long time. Also, hai Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan100 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Hit me Nascar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Riders of Brohon answer the call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted November 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Alright, I thought he had retired. My mistake.Try reading the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marelea Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 God Bless you Invicta, May the nukes fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Reed Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 best of luck Invicta o/ :wub: Nas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icepick Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 NG gets to fight VE, NPO gets to fight Invicta, I'm jealous of my allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marelea Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 And you are stuck with little old us Icepick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 YAY :D Onwards to war!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurqanTheReformist Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 o/ This is good and I feel good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpper Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Dog goes woof, cat goes meow. Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW. But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES THE PACIFICAN SAY? Rakakakakakakakow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Coulson Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Try reading the OP. /watches speech again I know different people have different writing styles but come on. The only thing anyone not in invicta or one of their allies is going to get out of that speech is a headache. Edited November 6, 2013 by Monroe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Rock 'em, Invicta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted November 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 /looks at OP I know different people have different writing styles but come on. The only thing anyone not in invicta or one of their allies is going to get out of that OP is a headache. That's fine, but don't fit your incorrect views on the OP because you don't want to read it. Unlike some people here :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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