Opaque Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Go get 'em. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeNation Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Hail the mighty Cacti! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manussa Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy! The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. It came forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Greetings, Kaskus. May you enjoy our Masquerade of Madness. tl;dr Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too. this is very Spike Milligan and in that case funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Please for the love of all things holy... do not stop with Kaskus until they have no money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Unbelievable waste of resources. Yeah, they should do something new and different, and ignore a hit out of the blue on an ally in order to provide more support to your little war that you already have a 2 to 1 advantage in. Christ get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Webster Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 new and different Yeah I don't see this one catching on. Herculean effort though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 (edited) Oh no an evenly matched fight with a valid CB, quick counter as fast as you can and ignore the world war thats currently unfolding. Have fun kaskus. Edited November 5, 2013 by Xanth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Lord Moth Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Psh, you call this fast? I've been in Peace Mode for days before this! Mothy, taking shamelessness to new levels since 1955! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Psh, you call this fast? I've been in Peace Mode for days before this! Mothy, taking shamelessness to new levels since 1955! I did always like you guys, crazy is my kind of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Yeah I don't see this one catching on. Herculean effort though. I dont care if it catches on or not. It does not change, nor negate the fact that it is a direct quote. Of course it will not catch on, it was never my intention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Yeah I don't see this one catching on. Herculean effort though. To be fair, I'm really enjoying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Good luck RIA, you're gonna need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 (edited) It's tradition that RIA fights on several battlefronts at once, I'm sure we can muster some forces for the main event as well And who are we to stop this tradition from continuing? It is only fair that we give you the option to do so. Though I believe NPO hitting NpO a few days ago gave you the same option on the other front I notice you have not taken, yet. Please don't tell me that we're less scary than the jackboots, I'll never be able to console myself :( While also an overreaction, this one of the few comments you've made this year whose sentiment I can agree with. Not enough to make up for your failures as a leader, but it's a start. We were contemplating a pre-empt of Kaskus and now you've gone and started plastering them. Have fun out there. Please. Who do you think you are fooling? You never seriously contemplated pre-empting us. You don't have the balls to do that. My roommates neutered cat that is grooming himself in my closet has more balls, and therefore poses more of a threat, than you do. EDIT: Than or then, I always mess up. :( Edited November 5, 2013 by Unknown Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 And who are we to stop this tradition from continuing? It is only fair that we give you the option to do so. Though I believe NPO hitting NpO a few days ago gave you the same option on the other front I notice you have not taken, yet. Please don't tell me that we're less scary than the jackboots, I'll never be able to console myself :( Uhm, NpO declared war on NPO, not the other way around. I think they have Pacifica pretty well covered from the looks of things, especially now with GOONS and Valhalla in there. No, I'm afraid the alliance who won the "who was the first alliance to declare war on an RIA ally" prize is Kaskus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Oh no an evenly matched fight with a valid CB, quick counter as fast as you can and ignore the world war thats currently unfolding. Have fun kaskus. You guys seem to be doing a lot of whining over this. Feel absolutely free to do more than just cry on the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Uhm, NpO declared war on NPO, not the other way around. I think they have Pacifica pretty well covered from the looks of things, especially now with GOONS and Valhalla in there. No, I'm afraid the alliance who won the "who was the first alliance to declare war on an RIA ally" prize is Kaskus. Ah well my mistake then. I guess their side is much better at coalition war planning then Goldie is. But, again, I must agree with you. For similar reasons we had to decalre on SL instead of piling on NSO or NPO.. or NG even, though they were never an option. [ooc]P.S. Shall we talk in all the queries and all the channels and all the forums in all the lands!?!? Because we're already onto a good start.[/ooc] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) My roommates neutered cat that is grooming himself in my closet has more balls, and therefore poses more of a threat, than you do. Given the leader of the Alternian Empire is an Empress (even if the holder is male), it is probably a good thing for it to have no balls. Futa are best kept confined to a realm far, far away from CN politics. Also, tell the cat to get out of the closet. Why did you let him wander in there in the first place? Edited November 6, 2013 by RevolutionaryRebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 You guys seem to be doing a lot of whining over this. Feel absolutely free to do more than just cry on the forums. Sigh. Every war thread has it's "Do something about it" post. Guess we can check that box. Now we just wait for "The blitz happened 30 seconds before the DoW" and "Way to run to peace mode" and we complete the trifecta. Then the bonus "s'up GOD?" post from a random DH member and everyone can peace out because we collected them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 stuff Ogaden: I enjoy your posts, your measured tone, and yes, even the apprehensive driving bear icon. Keep on keeping on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Sigh. Every war thread has it's "Do something about it" post. Guess we can check that box. Now we just wait for "The blitz happened 30 seconds before the DoW" and "Way to run to peace mode" and we complete the trifecta. Then the bonus "s'up GOD?" post from a random DH member and everyone can peace out because we collected them all. I wouldn't have to make the suggestion if you weren't just sitting there on your asses and screaming till your faces are red Edited November 6, 2013 by HeroofTime55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Given the leader of the Alternian Empire is an Empress (even if the holder is male), it is probably a good thing for it to have no balls. Futa are best kept confined to a realm far, far away from CN politics. Don't be daft; I do not mean the physical balls; I meant courage is the quality you do not possess, obviously. P.S. Futa = ? Also, tell the cat to get out of the closet. Why did you let him wander in there in the first place? I'm not sure.. cats are curious! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) What about the kind where you post a DoW but you faked the war? :v: Ho ho, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery. I see RIA will be occupied during the big show. :v: Edited November 6, 2013 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 I'm sure you have a few decent warriors left in your alliance, but I haven't seen them yet. There's a lot of people on here about the "formidable" opponent that you're supposed to be. In a bygone era, that may have been true, but you really need to step up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 I'm sure you have a few decent warriors left in your alliance, but I haven't seen them yet. There's a lot of people on here about the "formidable" opponent that you're supposed to be. In a bygone era, that may have been true, but you really need to step up your game. Everyone is a shadow of their former selves nowadays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Don't be daft; I do not mean the physical balls; I meant courage is the quality you do not possess, obviously. P.S. Futa = ? 'Courage' is self-destructive if not properly moderated by intelligence and rationality. OOC: Do a google image search on 'futanari'. I will not be held accountable for what you encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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