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Seven Drunken Farkers
TheDubliners-TheVeryBestOfTheOriginalDub




As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a bum outside the door where no old bum should be.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
Who is that bum outside the door where no old bum should be?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
That's just CountryMouse that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a person sure who would vote for CountryMouse I never saw before!


And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw some pants up on the line where my old pants should be.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them pants up on the line where my old pants should be?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
Those belong to Rampage3 that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But Rampage3 owning pants I never saw before!


And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a meme up on the screen where my old meme should be.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
What is this meme up on the screen where my old meme should be?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
That's a pic of bmckenna that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But bmckenna in a taco hat I never saw before!


And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw Dos Equis inside the fridge where my Yuengling should be.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
Why's Dos Equis inside the fridge where my Yuengling should be?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
That belongs to one_eighty_two that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But one_eighty_two affording good beer I never saw before!


And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a head down in The Bowl where my old head should be.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head down in The Bowl where my old head should be?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
That is just Rollo Gigante that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But Rollo Gigante finished drinking by now I never saw before!


And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a dove on my nation's page where a war option should be.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
Who killed my wars with all you whores without you warning me?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
That's 905's nation page that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But 905 hugging his pixels I never saw before!


As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a lad running out the back, with great agility.
Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to me
Who was that lad running out the back with great agility?


Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,
So drunk you can not see.
That was just Cable77 that Fark erected see
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But Cable77 not in bed by ten I've never seen before!

tl;dr
Submitter:

Cable77


Squirrel
905


Council:
Rollo Gigante (SotC)
one_eighty_two
bmckenna
Rampage3
CoutyMoose (aka CountryMouse) Edited by Happy The Hobo
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