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The acrid smell of smoke wafted through the lunchroom for the second time that period.  Mrs. MacGillicuddy's nose twitched slightly as she sniffed the air, detecting the foul odor of gunpowder and burnt paper.

Her eyes scanned the lunchroom.  For the most part the kids seemed to be enjoying their lunch, well about as much as any kid eating pre-packaged reheated cafeteria food can enjoy their lunch.  That'd didn't interest her one bit.

As principal of Cable77 Elementary School, Mrs. Mac was scanning the faces, looking for the telltale impish grins, a true sign of the mischievious troublemaker.  She glanced over at the usual suspects' table, forgetting for a moment that she successfully sent them to reform school before breaking out into a devilish grin at the memory of their final departure from campus.

As she leveled her gaze upon the table in the back, she saw two known troublemakers she hadn't expected to see sitting together.  After all, these two kids were once bitter enemies weren't they?


"Surely they couldn't be in cahoots," Mrs. MacGillicuddy whispered to herself, "Admin help us all if those two ever decided to join forces..."

Just then, she saw one kid pass another firecracker under the table to the other, who then attempted to discretely light the firecracker before...






"FARK!  IRON!  YOU TWO GET OVER HERE!" Mrs Mac screamed as the lunchroom still reverberated with the sound of the explosion, "IT'S THE NAUGHTY CORNER FOR YOU TWO!"

And unbeknownst to Mrs MacGillicuddy or the rest of the faculty, staff and students of Cable77 Elementary School, the Naughty Corner is precisely where Fark & IRON wanted to be!






The Naughty Corner Accords


Seperate Corners (Sovereignty)
We troublemakers plan to stick together in thick or thin, in detention after school or sitting in the Principal's office, but we promise to stay out of each others' lockers or other private business.

The Dunce Cap (Nonaggression and Espionage)
Fark and IRON promise to not attack each other or spy on each other.  Snitches get stitches.  Should something happen where one of us forgets this Troublemakers' Code, Fark and IRON promise to work together to settle things reasonably.
Spanking (Mutual defense)
You attack one of us...you attack both of us. That's how we troublemakers roll, we watch each other's backs on the playground.
Alright, Kids, Put On Your Boxing Gloves and Go See the Coach (Optional Aggression) 
If one of us decides to pick on someone for their lunch money, the other can totally get in on some of that action if they want to.

Don't Make Me Call Your Parents And Tell Them What You Did!  (Non-Chaining)  
Should one of us pick a fight and get counter-attacked, or go mix it up with some other troublemakers on the playground due to other schoolyard obligations; the other is no longer required to jump in the fight, but may still do so if they choose.

You Two Shake Hands and Work Together (Intelligence and Aid)
Troublemakers stick together and that means keeping an eye out for the other.  IRON and Fark promise to let the other know if something's going down.  If someone comes and takes either one's lunch money, the other promises to help out as they can.

Expelled From School (Cancellation)
If one of us decides to leave the Naughty Corner for any reason, a 72-hour cancellation notice is to be given to the other.   

Signed the 30 Day of September, 2013

For Fark:

Cable77 - Submitter
905 - Squirrel

Turk_182 - Speaker of the Council
CountryMouse - TotalFark Council
Rampage3 - TotalFark  Council
Bmckenna - TotalFark Council
Stargatesg1 - TotalFark Council

Mr. Vicarious - Chipmunk

EViL0nE - Ackbar


Queltocz, President, IRON Councilor
Lorikz Kain, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor
Shahenshah, Deputy Secretary of State, IRON Councilor
Theophilos, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor
Crusty Juggler, Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor
Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor
Baron Aaron, Deputy Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor
Imran Ehsan, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor
Ali Bin Turban, Deputy Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor

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Scut Farkistan!

Scut Farkistan! What a rotten name. We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkistan, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!

Iron Dill! Farkistan's crummy little toady. Mean. Rotten. His lips curled over his green teeth.

GPA lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Say "uncle."



In our world, you were either a bully, a toady... or one of the nameless rabble of victims...

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