905tf Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) The acrid smell of smoke wafted through the lunchroom for the second time that period. Mrs. MacGillicuddy's nose twitched slightly as she sniffed the air, detecting the foul odor of gunpowder and burnt paper. Her eyes scanned the lunchroom. For the most part the kids seemed to be enjoying their lunch, well about as much as any kid eating pre-packaged reheated cafeteria food can enjoy their lunch. That'd didn't interest her one bit. As principal of Cable77 Elementary School, Mrs. Mac was scanning the faces, looking for the telltale impish grins, a true sign of the mischievious troublemaker. She glanced over at the usual suspects' table, forgetting for a moment that she successfully sent them to reform school before breaking out into a devilish grin at the memory of their final departure from campus. As she leveled her gaze upon the table in the back, she saw two known troublemakers she hadn't expected to see sitting together. After all, these two kids were once bitter enemies weren't they? "Surely they couldn't be in cahoots," Mrs. MacGillicuddy whispered to herself, "Admin help us all if those two ever decided to join forces..." Just then, she saw one kid pass another firecracker under the table to the other, who then attempted to discretely light the firecracker before...*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* "FARK! IRON! YOU TWO GET OVER HERE!" Mrs Mac screamed as the lunchroom still reverberated with the sound of the explosion, "IT'S THE NAUGHTY CORNER FOR YOU TWO!" And unbeknownst to Mrs MacGillicuddy or the rest of the faculty, staff and students of Cable77 Elementary School, the Naughty Corner is precisely where Fark & IRON wanted to be! & The Naughty Corner Accords Seperate Corners (Sovereignty) We troublemakers plan to stick together in thick or thin, in detention after school or sitting in the Principal's office, but we promise to stay out of each others' lockers or other private business.The Dunce Cap (Nonaggression and Espionage) Fark and IRON promise to not attack each other or spy on each other. Snitches get stitches. Should something happen where one of us forgets this Troublemakers' Code, Fark and IRON promise to work together to settle things reasonably. Spanking (Mutual defense) You attack one of us...you attack both of us. That's how we troublemakers roll, we watch each other's backs on the playground. Alright, Kids, Put On Your Boxing Gloves and Go See the Coach (Optional Aggression) If one of us decides to pick on someone for their lunch money, the other can totally get in on some of that action if they want to.Don't Make Me Call Your Parents And Tell Them What You Did! (Non-Chaining) Should one of us pick a fight and get counter-attacked, or go mix it up with some other troublemakers on the playground due to other schoolyard obligations; the other is no longer required to jump in the fight, but may still do so if they choose.You Two Shake Hands and Work Together (Intelligence and Aid) Troublemakers stick together and that means keeping an eye out for the other. IRON and Fark promise to let the other know if something's going down. If someone comes and takes either one's lunch money, the other promises to help out as they can.Expelled From School (Cancellation) If one of us decides to leave the Naughty Corner for any reason, a 72-hour cancellation notice is to be given to the other. Signed the 30 Day of September, 2013 For Fark: Cable77 - Submitter 905 - Squirrel Turk_182 - Speaker of the Council CountryMouse - TotalFark Council Rampage3 - TotalFark Council Bmckenna - TotalFark Council Stargatesg1 - TotalFark Council Mr. Vicarious - Chipmunk EViL0nE - Ackbar For IRON:Queltocz, President, IRON CouncilorLorikz Kain, Secretary of State, IRON CouncilorShahenshah, Deputy Secretary of State, IRON CouncilorTheophilos, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON CouncilorCrusty Juggler, Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON CouncilorBlade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON CouncilorBaron Aaron, Deputy Minister of Defense, IRON CouncilorImran Ehsan, Minister of the Vault, IRON CouncilorAli Bin Turban, Deputy Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor Edited October 2, 2013 by 905tf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icewolf Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Lots of Beer and happiness goes with this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montosh Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 This is an awesome treaty. Icewolf, you beat me to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston Smith Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 oh boy!!!! Great stuff! Congrats to both of you! Good to see two good friends getting closer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willaim Kreiger Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Congratulations to both parties involved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 woot, congrats guys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 The naughty corner looks to be a fun corner to be in! o/ Fark o/ IRON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Spaghetti makes for a poor projectile.Otherwise congradulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Republic Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Fark you better behave! ;) o/ FARK o IRON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Awesome announcement as always. Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaztik Muffin Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 congrats to our allies in FARK and to IRON as well. great people coming together o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Glad to see this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) I never thought this day would come. IRON was a worthy adversary. I hope now we can become even better friends. Edited October 2, 2013 by RavingMainyYak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 congrats to both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 IT BEGINS! http://youtu.be/sB1BpYkgqKc?t=27so/ FARKo/ IRONo/ Naughter Corner SphererrrrawhateverWeAreCallinItNow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Awesome, congratulations :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Glad to see this announced. Hails and all that jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadie Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 I hope Fark finally puts some work into an announcement one of these times. It's you guys just throw these things up at the last minute. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGod0001 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 This is genius guys!! Congrats to both alliances!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnap88 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 FARK :wub: IRON :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvdcchn Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 this is good to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 I'm very happy about this one. Yay us and yay IRON! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Leap Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Congratulations to you both o/ Fark o/ IRON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable77 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Scut Farkistan!Scut Farkistan! What a rotten name. We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkistan, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!Iron Dill! Farkistan's crummy little toady. Mean. Rotten. His lips curled over his green teeth.GPA lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.Say "uncle."Uncle!Louder!In our world, you were either a bully, a toady... or one of the nameless rabble of victims... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Congratz guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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