The Zigur Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) "And who are you," the Mushroom said, "that I must bow so low? Only a soul who was in NPO, that's all the truth I know. Babyjesus went rogue, GOONS hit LAW, but a Mushroom still has claws. And mine are long and sharp, My Lord, longer and sharper than yours." And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Mushqaeda, but now the rains weep o'er his hall with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall and not a soul to hear. -- The rains of Mushqaeda Yesterday I finally arrived in Harrenhal to begin committing Lannister forces against what remains of the Mushroom Kingdom's militant wing, Mushqaeda. Two weeks into the war, Mushqaeda has been effectively routed, with nations continuing to flee the AA in an attempt to escape the King's Justice. Some have questioned the motives of those who later joined the cause to destroy the radicals of the former Mushroom Kingdom. Crusaders from around the world, ranging from volunteers of the Zulu tribes of Africa, to the NATO forces of Europe, even Hawaiian warriors serving House Lannister, have demonstrated the power of righteousness in defense of global stability. The results have been quite spectacular, with Mushqaeda outnumbered on a massive scale and most being hunted down as terrorists and war criminals. I have not seen such an utter defeat in years. In just two weeks time, the Mushroom Kingdom was lead to total annihilation, not by a man, but by the false god they call "Allachron." For a sound and experience military force to be so quickly rendered irrelevant is a testament to politics and strategy trumping the sword and fundamentalism, and reminds me of the defeat of Stannis Baratheon at the battle of Blackwater. So far, the response has included distinguished alliances such as The Terran Empire, Zulu, Green Old Party, The Phoenix Federation, and many others, with more joining almost by the day. It is likely that the Mushlims thought the conflict would merely last a couple weeks, but those of us who are students of material analysis knew that the global response would be overwhelming. I'm afraid Mario would be rolling in his grave at the antics of the Mushrooms. Although the Mushlims may well find their 72 princess peaches awaiting in paradise, I find it highly unlikely that they will find any peace in this world until they renounce their false god and are Born Again with baptism by zero infrastructure. After all, when one crusader falls, two more join. In the end, such is the cost of winning a Kingdom, but failing to hold it. Edited October 17, 2013 by Tywin Lannister ModEdit: Inappropriate image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kremlin Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 You seem to be mixing up MQ and MK. They are not the same entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesusfreak Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 I think someone wants attention :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Are you Winner who learned grammar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckao Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 At least there are significantly fewer words this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Oh for gods sake ~redacted~ Edited October 2, 2013 by Bob Ilyani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 I love the propaganda Tywin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Oh for gods sake -Alls in a days work- Nice song ya got there Lannister, but I think you may have confused MK and MQ once or twice. Edited October 3, 2013 by Dcrews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 The ragged Mushlim armies are fleeing the holy lands, once the last heretic is purged, the CCC shall hold dominion and prevent the return of the Grand Mushti of Melasurej. A new golden age shall blossom, watered with the blood of Allarchon's disciples. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Stukov II Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Oh for gods sake ~redacted~ Wow thanks, asshole! Edited October 3, 2013 by Vladimir Stukov II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 shut the fuck up faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayloj7 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Pretty sure the lannisters never sided with the zulu *starts re-reading all the books to make sure he didn't miss anything*..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Wait, you mean to tell me an alliance affiliation fighting a suicidal jihad against overwhelming odds will lose strength when the members switch AA's to make your life more difficult? Truly a genius of our time. My favorite part about your posting is when people on your "side" tell you to shut up. You may think you're witty, original, a voice of opposition against our cause. Really you're just a retard going through a spurt of coherence (if we can call your posting coherent). Unfortunately, I've read the end of this book, and as much as it pains me to spoil endings (I'm not Bob Ilyani), I regret to inform you that you're going to die as you lived most of your life; sad, lonely, and incapable of dressing/feeding yourself. Edited October 2, 2013 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Woah, not cool bud. [ooc]There are those who haven't read the books yet (I'm not one of them). Please refrain from unsuspecting spoilers.[ooc] Nice song ya got there Lannister, but I think you may have confused MK and MQ once or twice. Wow thanks, asshole! Sorry :( My bad. I'll edit and what not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 I am glad to see everyone enjoying the news from the battlefront! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 I am glad to see everyone enjoying the news from the battlefront! You just like any attention, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Let it go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Another thread, really? OOC: Please stop using the imagery from a great show for your dumb posts. It doesn't make your posts any better and risks people thinking of your dumb posts when they see stuff about that show, and most of us would rather not have that happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Are you Winner who learned grammar? That would be an impossible for Winner1234 to accomplish. FEAT NOT ACQUIRED.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Finally, the perfect thread for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 You just like any attention, don't you? we all gotta get our kicks somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwitchHard Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 He has been on Shrooms for 2 weeks people. Leave him be. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 we all gotta get our kicks somehow. Why can't he just masturbate like everybody else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Another thread, really? OOC: Please stop using the imagery from a great show for your dumb posts. It doesn't make your posts any better and risks people thinking of your dumb posts when they see stuff about that show, and most of us would rather not have that happen. Yes another thread. OOC: People who defame Islam directly or indirectly shouldn't cast stones. It was a bad joke the moment that someone came up with the idea the first time and I said as much back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hecate Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Use OOC and IC forums properly or warns will be handed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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