Empress Kiley Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Everything You Know is Wrong! Demonic was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in his underwear when suddenly a guy behind him in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across Demonic’s eyes. Demonic guessed, “Is it Howlin Mad or Constapatedape? Is it Edward Mass, Evil Lord Doom or Raistandantilus? Could it be Generals3 or Dutchmaster or Empress Kiley or CommanderX or Hellhound?” He probably would have kept on guessing but about that time they crashed into a truck. And as Demonic lies bleeding there on the asphalt suddenly he recognizes the face of CRAP’s leader Chuck Normis who took off his prosthetic lips and told Demonic: “Everything you know is wrong! Black is white up is down and short is long and everything you thought was just so important doesn’t matter. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong!” It was those brave and confusing words coming from Chuck’s concussed brain that made it clear to everyone in both alliances that this was a sign, no, an epiphany that these two alliances MUST become closer in their relationship. Therefore, Mortal Wombat (MW) and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) proudly present to planet Bob their “Everything You Know is Wrong” treaty upgrade! Preamble: MW and CRAP enter into this treaty upgrade with nothing but the filthiest intentions. Both parties agree to open communication, joint military defense, closer relations and the promises to always call the next day. Article I: Both alliances will retain their separate sovereignty. Article II: Both alliances agree to always show respect for each other and to settle any disagreements in a private manner. Exception: when the differences qualify to be settled in a mud wrestling match, they will be held publically and tickets will be sold! All profits going to the alliance the winner belongs to. Article III: If either alliance comes across any information regarding the safety of the other, they will share the information with the other party post haste. Article IV: If either alliance comes under attack, the other is required to come to their defense or provide monetary or technological support upon request. This requirement becomes optional if the requesting alliance is asking for defensive help after they have honored a treaty they hold with a third party. Article V: Either alliance can cancel this treaty at any time so long as they give proper notice to the other alliance’s government by carrier pigeon. Once notice has been given, the treaty becomes nullified after 72 hours. Article VI: Neither alliance will hold the other responsible for any cases of Wombaticus Rabidicus that should appear after the signing of this treaty upgrade. CRAP understands MW is contagious, they were fully warned. Signed for Mortal Wombat: Empress Kiley - Goddess of Chaos Realm Edward Mass (Char Aznable) - God of Earth Realm Demonic - God of Outworld Howlin Mad - Demi-God of Chaos Realm Generals3 - Demi-God of Earth Realm Evil Lord Doom – Demi-God of Earth Realm Signed for CRAP: Chuck Normis - Founder/Triumvir/Evil Neutral Tyrant of CRAP constapatedape - Triumvirate, Grape Peeler Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope (unretired), Hunger Gamemaster CommanderX - Minister of Internal Affairs, Spiderman of CRAP Dave Daveson - Minister of Foreign Affairs (and Spam) DutchMaster - Minister of Peace & Hippyism Barney and Friends - Minister of Finance, Master of Bills Ali Kortez - Minister of Recruitment, Headhunter Champcardon - Chancellor of CRAP Edited October 1, 2013 by Empress Kiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Much love to both of these groups. Hails all around. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Congratulations MW and crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howlin mad Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I know I love CRAP and if everything I know is wrong then I don't wanna be right. Yay all of us! Now let us disco disco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Congratulations on the upgrade my wombat brethren. Best of luck to you and all that good CRAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 So...if I know this is an MDP...and everything I know is wrong...wtf is this treaty then!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 o/ mafia and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drege Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I don't know what any of this means, quite frankly, but I support Chuck, Ape, and Dave. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalgon Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Congrats on your upgrade, MW and CRAP. Edited October 1, 2013 by Dalgon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Congrats my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Congrats to my Wombat pals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Everything i know is wrong but this feels so right and if that's wrong then i don't want to be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Daveson Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Long overdue! :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Good pairing, congrats :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I never knew everything I had always known was wrong! Thanks for the heads up, and conrgratulations to my Wombat friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 This treaty is full of CRAP, yet this is a good thing. Congrats to both of you, I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 if everything i know is wrong, and i know everything i know is wrong, does that make it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrage Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) We actually treatied this crap alliance filled with meatshield turds? This is outrageous Edited October 1, 2013 by Enrage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Weird announcement, MW. Weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNORTHCOM Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Sweet! MW can continue to fight CRAP's battles for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strelock Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Sweet! MW can continue to fight CRAP's battles for them. Son when you have crapping issues, wombat issues can follow as a secondary condition. Also cheers for us and CRAP o7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Looks like someone pulled a..... Congratz CRAP and MW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Congrats to both parties involved :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 <3 u guys. Congrats to both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McPeterson Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Congratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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