Neo Uruk Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) The "You Need Casualties" AccordsArticle I: LoveDochartaigh (spelling pending) and Rey the Great hereby agree that we are sovereign individuals and that we won't spy on each other, via directly or indirectly.Article II: WarDochahahahaha and Rey the Great will defend each other in case of a direct assault on the other. Or at least put some aid towards the cause. Attacking is optional in the case of aggressive action or in a case where this clause is activated via mingling in someone else's business. Yeah, ambiguous wording; try us.Article III: What the Hell is Going On?Dochatrex and Rey agree to share information pertinent to each party's safety.Article IV: You Never Even Called Me By My NameIn case one party wants to cancel, they will give the totally-heterosexual-I-swear partner 5 days' notice.Signed for the nation of Neo Uruk,Rey the Great, Head Fuck-UpSigned for the nation of Neo Keltica,Dochartaigh, The "Ya'll" GuyAnd yes, this is real. Edited September 29, 2013 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 I hereby approve of this treaty in its entirety so please someone do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Wow, haven't seen one of these in a long time. Congrats, and lovely graphics in the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Also presented by Neo Uruk Productions, we have The "Penn State" AccordsArticle I: TouchingThis is a non-chaining MDoAP. Look one up.Article II: No TouchingCancellation clause is 5 days.Signed for the nation of Neo Uruk,Rey the Great, Destroyer of Common SenseSigned for the nation of The City,Sniper Joe, SwagDaddy Emeritus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Congrats, I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Joe Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 I am Joe and I approve of this message go team rey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Wow, haven't seen one of these in a long time. Congrats, and lovely graphics in the OP.I've decided to blow the dust off some old conventions we used to do. (Some of which I still have active, hey Bob <3)If nothing else, it gives me a way around those pesky MI6 voters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 What no love for me Bob? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex987 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 This is the future of politics on Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 This is the future of politics on BobIt would probably be more interesting than all the pussy-footing around and trying to secure an ungodly advantage before attacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 This is the future of politics on Bob You said future, I think you meant history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Two members of my alliance being treatied to Rey is two too many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Two members of my alliance being treatied to Rey is two too many. You have my deepest condolences. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Two members of my alliance being treatied to Rey is two too many. You know you love us and Rey is awesome regardless of whether he made it into MI6 or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Two members of my alliance being treatied to Rey is two too many.You know you want me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amossio Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 I used to think better of you lads, docha and sj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Two members of my alliance being treatied to Rey is two too many. i echo these sentiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Attention whoring reached maximum levels in this thread, please go to the nearest emergency exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoskia Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Attention whoring reached maximum levels in this thread, please go to the nearest emergency exit. Yes, now we have to change the whole Treaty Web as to include Rey and his treaties... ! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Attention whoring reached maximum levels in this thread, please go to the nearest emergency exit.I'll be sure to mention that next time STA signs something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link Gaetz Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Not remotely in range. Unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 I used to think better of you lads, docha and sj. Oh Amossio, how I have missed you. How you doin mate? Also, most people have learned not to think about me at all, let alone better or worse. :P i echo these sentiments. I have a certain Elton John song stuck in my head right now. Attention whoring reached maximum levels in this thread, please go to the nearest emergency exit. Coming from you mate, that is well... Yes, now we have to change the whole Treaty Web as to include Rey and his treaties... ! :P Damn straight. I am worth more than Rey though so I demand more weight for my end. Tyga used to sneak me his twinkies when he tried to diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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