Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) The Treaty of Tuscaloosa Hey Hippies, Hey Hippies! We Just beat the hell out of you! Rammer Jammer Yeller Hammer, Give 'em hell Alabama! After nuclear weapons became more of a possibility, Kashmir government seeks to come to an agreement of peace between our two great alliances to prevent destruction of both sides. May peace reign heavily. Article I: Kashmir and Alabama Anti-Terror and Anti-Communist Forces hereby agree to end all hostilities between each other in the name of Freedom. Article II: Kashmir will NOT decommission anything. Article III: Kashmir will pay 6m and 100 tech in one deal from one nation to the Nation of Starlight owned by Rotavele. Article IV: Any hostilities continuing after 10 PM on September 23, 2013 will result in analment of this agreement. Signed for the Alabama Anti-Terror and Anti-Communist Forces, Rotavele, Freedom Loving President Signed for Kashmir, SirWilliam, King YOLO SWAG, Prince Letterkenny, Hermit master hakai, Piper AA-TaGA-CFQ will continue in warfare against the terrorists, hippies, and auburn fans in Mushquaeda, Dombird Domcave, and Los Pollos Hermaphros. When freedom calls, it's calling collect. Edited September 23, 2013 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 o/ Elevator spelled backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 These peace terms are disgraceful and are most likely forged. Kashmir, if this is true, disband right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejack Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Peace, peace in our time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Milienius Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) Well the bottom line is nice... Edited September 23, 2013 by Colonel Milienius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 oh this is just about the level of quality we've all come to expect from backwards elevator :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letterkenny Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Go fuck yourself. Also remove Bern's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Go fuck yourself. Also remove Bern's name. Fixed. Send the aid soon please tho. Kthx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Wait, so Kashmir aren't terrorists? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 You've always been bad at this sort of thing and always will be. But don't let my words discourage you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Wait, so Kashmir aren't terrorists? :huh: Kashmir are part of the Vegan Pro-Marijuana Medical-Cocaine-Loving Hippies that this world needed riddance of! CRIMSON TIDE WILL REIGN. CRIMSON TIDE HAS REIGNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 This is kind of funny if you look at it through the, "Kashmir doesn't sign treaties" lens. You burned us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 This is kind of funny if you look at it through the, "Kashmir doesn't sign treaties" lens. You burned us. So you tricked me? WAR SHALL RESUME. From the hollars of Mobile, to the great city of Huntsville. Freedom shall reign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letterkenny Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) Kashmir are part of the Vegan Pro-Marijuana Medical-Cocaine-Loving Hippies The only true thing you've said. e: OOC: the greatest irony is, 1, all this OOC in IC and 2, along with that point, you connecting Alabama to freedom. Edited September 23, 2013 by Letterkenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Go fuck yourself. I believe this is the only appropriate response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 The only true thing you've said. e: OOC: the greatest irony is, 1, all this OOC in IC and 2, along with that point, you connecting Alabama to freedom. What is OOC? I believe this is the only appropriate response. You hush your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 One less thing to worry about I suppose. :shrug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Ohhh, I think I get it. You don't want to fight yolo and master hakai after all so you forged this? I don't believe it quite works like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Ohhh, I think I get it. You don't want to fight yolo and master hakai after all so you forged this? I don't believe it quite works like that... Damnit. I was hoping it would. The lack of SDIs on their part was scaring me to feeling I was picking on the weakest links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 itt: Rotavele realized he's going to get destroyed and tries to annoy Kashmir into submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Damnit. I was hoping it would. The lack of SDIs on their part was scaring me to feeling I was picking on the weakest links. Because your SDI is... oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Damnit. I was hoping it would. The lack of SDIs on their part was scaring me to feeling I was picking on the weakest links. You targeted us because we don't have STD's? low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis XVI Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Can we please go five minutes without Rotavele wetting his pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Because your SDI is... oh wait. I don't need SDI's, I have NPO. You targeted us because we don't have STD's? low. Yes. Can we please go five minutes without Rotavele wetting his pants? That one hit home, bro. Water sports is my thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Analment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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