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Sometimes, in a drunken rant at 2AM, you decide to become a diplomat on somebody else's forums because it's always easier to be banned from a page that you don't have to come back to for daily business if your content goes too far. When it just so happens that the people on those forums are also all on an insane drunken rant, and a Rated-Cinemax-at-2-in-the-morning animated gif war starts in a fresh embassy, well you know you've found some good friends. That is exactly what happened here, and it has lead to the point of this joint announcement between The International and Sovereign League of Armed Powers today.
 

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SLAP the Bourgie

The International (INT) and the Sovereign League of Armed Powers (SLAP), recognizing our common interests, complimentary cultures, and most importantly, shared goals, agree to abide by the terms of this Optional Defense and Optional Aggression Pact.

Article 1
INT and SLAP agree not to intervene in each other's internal affairs.

Article 2
INT and SLAP agree not to aggress or spy upon each other.

Article 3
INT and SLAP agree to provide one another any intelligence that may impact upon each other's security as speedily and completely as possible.

Article 4
INT and SLAP agree to provide the other with any diplomatic and economic aid they may request. Should either INT or SLAP come under unprovoked attack, the other signatory may come to their defense at their discretion.

Article 5
Should INT or SLAP attack a third alliance, the other signatory may support this aggression at their discretion.

Article 6
Failure to comply with any Article of this treaty automatically voids it, as soon as such failure is proved. Either SLAP or INT may withdraw from this treaty after having given the other signatory seventy-two hours notice. SLAP and INT agree to revisit this treaty every two months, either to renew it, to amend it, or to abrogate it.

Signed, The Congress of The International
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Sovereign League of Armed Powers

The Monarchy

Banned - King

The Ministry

haphazzardleek - Minister of Foreign Affairs
pmacdaddy - Minister of Defense
kuive - Minister of Economy
Spoonman - Minister of Internal Affairs



o/ SLAP

o/ INT

Cheers!

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In before someone makes a crack about all our treaties being optional.

""As an alliance, SLAP has yet to fight in any major conflicts. The
Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009"

 

Enjoy INT, you two are perfect for each other.

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""As an alliance, SLAP has yet to fight in any major conflicts. The
Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009"

 

Enjoy INT, you two are perfect for each other.

Isn't quoting things out of context fun?  From the same source you quoted, just one sentence afterwords: "The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009 by AzAce and Banned.  Sovereign League of Armed Powers was formerly known as The Black Hand on the Black team.  Disbanded April 24, 2011.  The Sovereign League of Armed Powers reformed on April 15, 2013."

 

Try harder.

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Isn't quoting things out of context fun?  From the same source you quoted, just one sentence afterwords: "The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009 by AzAce and Banned.  Sovereign League of Armed Powers was formerly known as The Black Hand on the Black team.  Disbanded April 24, 2011.  The Sovereign League of Armed Powers reformed on April 15, 2013."

 

Try harder.

Awwww, I saw it, and I was gonna say it, and you beat me to it...

 

Roll INT!

 

I mean, yeah.

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Isn't quoting things out of context fun?  From the same source you quoted, just one sentence afterwords: "The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009 by AzAce and Banned.  Sovereign League of Armed Powers was formerly known as The Black Hand on the Black team.  Disbanded April 24, 2011.  The Sovereign League of Armed Powers reformed on April 15, 2013."

 

Try harder.

 

Also if they have never fought a major war how can we be sure we can throw them to the wolves when the time comes? We didn't think this treaty through enough, we might no be able to be our usual cowardly selves this time.

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