RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 The Imaginary City Streets are full of countless dangers. Many a traveller has fallen afoul of its numerous pitfalls, such as being eaten by ghastly monsters, accidentally stomped by a nervous broad, or simply losing the ability to sustain their imaginary presence outside the realm. For this reason, the Alternian Empire and The Chaos Brotherhood see the following treaty as essential for the peaceful occupation and utilisation of this most peculiar dimension. Sharing is caring. Realm of Imagination Occupation TreatyArticle I: Preparation for Invasion In the signing of this treaty The Chaos Brotherhood and Alternian Empire (hereby recognised as the 'signatories') agree to acknowledge and respect the inviolable sovereignty of their co-signatory. No member of either alliance shall violate said sovereignty; be it through acts of war, or aiding an enemy of either signatory. Communication shall be maintained in order to ensure that such acts are avoided, and to promote co-operation whilst passing through the Realm of Imagination.Article IIa: Acquisition of Alcohol The signatory alliances will treat one another's members with a level of respect and decency befitting their own members. Decorum and responsible behaviour is to be expected when engaging in matters of import, including the resolution of disputes in private. This will ensure the smooth production and delivery of alcohol as necessary to maximise the imagination stat of both signatories.Article IIb: Fort Construction The signatories shall share intelligence and information critical to the other alliance's safety where this does not conflict with other treaty obligations. This includes matters pertaining to the design and building of forts with which to enter the Realm of Imagination.Article III: Navigate Imaginary City Streets Should either signatory meet upon trouble on the streets within the Realm of Imagination in the form of pugilistic combat with a third party, their co-signatory shall provide political support where this does not conflict with other treaty obligations. If petitioned via official channels, the co-signatory is not obliged to provide military and/or financial aid, but has the option to do so, irrespective of who punched who first.Article IV: Discover Whores Sometimes, the charms of wenches can break the will of even the most professional detective. The signatories may cancel this treaty with a minimum of three (3) days private notice to be provided to one another prior to cancellation. Should one or more of the signatories be in a state of war, the Treaty cannot be cancelled until the cessation of hostilities - unless there is recognised mutual consent. Both signatories will then be free to visit whore island as they please. Signed, on behalf of The Chaos Brotherhood Lord Of Chaos: KenfolkGTS Envoy Elder: Saniiro Strategic Elder: Rstat1 Interior Elder: Magion Quartering Elder: WingedWolf Signed, on behalf of The Alternian Empire RevolutionaryRebel - Empress / Agent of DiplomaneuveringZhangku- Agent of AuspisticizingJohnHenryHolliday - Agent of WarMarc Rodin - Agent of Prosperity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 All alliances in this announcement are sexy. Also, they know it. Chaos Reigns Supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadie Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Haha. That right there is some good titlesmithing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) You can't have a RIOT without a little Chaos. This was months in the making, looking forward to a long and prosperous relationship. All alliances in this announcement are sexy. Also, they know it. Chaos Reigns Supreme. I hope you make me a proud grandparent, and give me lovely grandchildren. Pollard's hips look like he'll give you plenty of healthy children. Edited June 2, 2013 by revolutionary rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 What is going on with the title? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 And it was with this treaty that they proceeded to party through the night. This treaty is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 What is going on with the title? TCB is a protectorate of The International. AE is a protectorate of The Phoenix Federation. You thought this was a shitty and meaningless headline-grabbing title, didn't you? Never fear, we haven't stopped that low. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldavor Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Lets get this party started! I've got the licorice scottie dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Summary of the OP: A PIAT/ODP between TPF's protectorate and INT's protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Should've at least taken TPF's flag, all the cool kids are doing it these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Summary of the OP: A PIAT/ODP between TPF's protectorate and INT's protectorate. ODAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Contrary to the title, this is not a forced merger into Derse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) . Edited June 19, 2019 by Rayan Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 ODAP The most important of distinctions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Congratulations to both of you. I'm quite happy to see closer ties between friends of TPF and our friends in TCB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 The most important of distinctions. What? No it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 The hilarious fact here is The International having a protectorate, they can't even defend themselves properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovyet Gelibolu Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Summary of the OP: A PIAT/ODP between TPF's protectorate and INT's protectorate. There is no foreshadowing in this announcement. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to step on a glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronia Dolius Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Glad to see this up, it always good to have an ally at your back in the imaginary streets and elsewhere. o/ TCB o/ AE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 The hilarious fact here is The International having a protectorate, they can't even defend themselves properly. I would say that you usually have better jibes than that, but I would be lying to you, but they at least have some form of point. That one doesn't. Please try harder next time. Thanks. Also I can't remember being asked permission for this union, AE has some explaining to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Rivera Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 The hilarious fact here is The International having a protectorate, they can't even defend themselves properly. The man has a point, I burned because Trotsky, JGoods and Rush didnt give me aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 Double fail itt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 Congrats, you got me. OOC: Problem Sleuth is and will always be better than Homestuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Despite the trickery going on, I guess this isn't the worst that could have happened! Congrats, you got me. OOC: Problem Sleuth is and will always be better than Homestuck. OOC: Most things are better than Homestuck. or at least the fanbase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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