Response to Recent Events in Farkistan

[KemMo]

<3 ya Fark.

 

Lol @ the hate, as usual.

[Minion Rouse]

At least this was more entertaining than an ordinary election announcement.

[renegade4box]

Its not as it you did not expect this. Cheer up, have some beer, Rampage3 is buying.

That's precisely why they're tools. Another unfunny joke topic using a gag that has been beaten to death, so clever Fark!

[RevolutionaryRebel]

3 for concept, 2 for effort, -1 for execution. I know you can do better. I believe in you, Farkistan.

 

Unlike magic.

[Cable77]

So, the people that like us thought it was funny and the people who don't like us hated it. That's weird.

[Helbrecht]

So, the people that like us thought it was funny and the people who don't like us hated it. That's weird.

You are weird.

Also, ENI > Cable Edited May 3, 2013 by Helbrecht

[bmckenna]

You are weird.

Also, ENI > Cable

agreed on both points but you take what life gives you. (just kidding, cable ;))

 

and of COURSE it could've been more realistic but tf905 emulating Hulk Hogan was much more worthwhile.

Edited May 3, 2013 by bmckenna

[Sharpie]

Congrats Fark.  Nice drama.

[AlphaBravo42]

I had fun .

 

To:Alphabravo42   
From:Moose Hole   
Date: 5/2/2013 4:04:23 PM
Subject: Nuclear Attack

 

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear
weapons by Moose Hole. You lost 35109 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0
cruise missiles, 151.545 miles of land, 63.122 technology, 189.367
infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable
navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience
many days of economic devastation.

 

 

To Moose Hole  

Alphabravo42   
Date: 5/2/2013 4:45:00 PM
Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear
weapons by Alphabravo42. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage
caused by this attack. You lost 34760 soldiers, 2209 defending tanks, 13
cruise missiles, 15.435 miles of land, 60.335 technology, 181.004
infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable
navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience
several days of economic devastation.

[WarriorSoul]

Some folks seem to be taking this way too personally - like this is some sort of crime.

 

Chill out, Fark's just having some fun.

[Rampage3]

Good job fellas. It was worth it.

 

To any concerned friends. Thanks for giving a damn.

 

And for the haters. Oh the wonderful haters.

 

The best part about this is that we did it in large part for the amusement that your OWF complaining would give us. So I thank you most of all. Your hatred, indignation, backbiting and tears here and on IRC make me want to do this again TOMORROW.

 

Last but not least, I wanna send out congrats to the duly ERECTED*.

 

o/ Fark!!

 

 

 

*For you, haters. Enjoy.

[Bleak Outlook]

God you guys are tools..

nnnughgghgghghghhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God! Your annoyance! Your frustration! Your sweet and warm buzzing discontent! It's like a ten-thousand-year orgasm for my eyeballs! I will orchestrate an endless parade, a whirlwind, an infinite flood of announcements exactly like this one if only to draw out every last drop of your succulent ire. I LOVE YOU. Feed me more of your gape-mouthed critiques! Abuse me, great Abuser!

 

I will start working on next month's announcement immediately. 

[magicninja]

So, the people that like us thought it was funny and the people who don't like us hated it. That's weird.

 

Pretty sure the people who like you just said it was funny so you could save face.

[Cable77]

We have to save face. We don't have two of them like some alliances.

[Omniscient1]

Well at least you've made up for the lacking of posting all those years. I don't even think maelstrom vortex and Roq posted that much during NPO-DH.

Edited May 3, 2013 by Omniscient1

[keeology]

ill admit it i loled

[scytale]

So, the people that like us thought it was funny and the people who don't like us hated it. That's weird.

If I said I hated it, would that make it better?

[Crymson]

Gee, what a great joke. You really had us all fooled!

 

This best reminds me of a bunch of schoolgirls giggling uncontrollably in a corner.

[beachrat]

nnnughgghgghghghhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God! Your annoyance! Your frustration! Your sweet and warm buzzing discontent! It's like a ten-thousand-year orgasm for my eyeballs! I will orchestrate an endless parade, a whirlwind, an infinite flood of announcements exactly like this one if only to draw out every last drop of your succulent ire. I LOVE YOU. Feed me more of your gape-mouthed critiques! Abuse me, great Abuser!

 

I will start working on next month's announcement immediately. 

 

The smart ones know the grubbymint rigamarole is all a sham. We all serve Bleak.  :wub:

 

All.  :mellow:

[D2theMcV]

Funny or not, look how much work it takes to drag me into the public arena! I'm pleased with everyone's reaction--regardless of what it is. There's no such thing as "bad publicity!"

 

:v:

[Neo Uruk]

Holy shit you think people are actually mad just because they find you annoying and don't find your extreme low-brow humor funny?

The only constructed joke in this topic is Fark itself

[berbers]

Nothing wrong with having a little fun, people need to chill out.

[Prozenz]

Holy shit you think people are actually mad just because they find you annoying and don't find your extreme low-brow humor funny?

The only constructed joke in this topic is Fark itself

Lighten up, Francis.

[Ardus]

wait, were there people who thought this wasnt going to be an erections thread

jesus people get it together

[YOLO SWAG]

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ALLIES!

 

 

 

I have to admit I blew air out of my nose.

 

I didn't know this was a joke thread and I thought there was still stuff going on because I stopped reading it at page 3.