Sardonic Posted January 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 You could not possibly imagine what I and my heirs put them through in the cold dark above us. You're so dramatic :P o/ GOONS Good luck and GOONS speed Thanks broseif, I wish you the best of your luck in keeping those ankle biters in kaskus down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkhill Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Hey I get to battle Goons again! I hope it's as fun as last time. Here's to a good fight. You are a fun bunch to war with. Edited January 26, 2013 by Kirkhill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemMo Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Hey I get to battle Goons again! I hope it's as fun as last time. Here's to a good fight. You are a fun buch to war with. God speed my brother. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Goons are very interesting. They have the most despicable friends, but they can still be cool. it is like an arctic fox rolling in the mud and staying white... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I don't think you get it. Our relevance has never been statistically driven. We are relevant because of who we are, and what we represent. This is actually a really nice phrasing of what we try to explain to people all the time. Might have to steal it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Goons are very interesting. They have the most despicable friends, but they can still be cool. it is like an arctic fox rolling in the mud and staying white... I'm just going to assume you mean the most despicably handsome friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Says the person who joined an alliance at war just to enter peacemode Command Shepard, if you think I'll be in peace mode for the duration of this war, you clearly don't know a thing about my history. Before this war is over, I will be out and fighting (assuming this war lasts through this weekend). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present and a waste to live in the upcoming future. Yet you spend time discussing what has already happened as if it's relevant when the world comes crumbling down upon all of us I hope you find yourself. While you're here around the traps tick, I'm gonna haveta throw in a hail to GOONS West :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutkase Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Awww, can never have a bad day when their is GOONS blood on my hands! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Awww, can never have a bad day when their is GOONS blood on my hands! :) You can't say we don't aim to please :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick1 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Goons are very interesting. They have the most despicable friends, but they can still be cool. it is like an arctic fox rolling in the mud and staying white... That cuts ever so deep my love, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Command Shepard, if you think I'll be in peace mode for the duration of this war, you clearly don't know a thing about my history. Before this war is over, I will be out and fighting (assuming this war lasts through this weekend). There'll be dozens of weekends, I know you dont run away from a good fight Caliph, dont forget to have fun! Edited January 26, 2013 by shahenshah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Goons are very interesting. They have the most despicable friends, but they can still be cool. it is like an arctic fox rolling in the mud and staying white... I'll quote this at the most inopportune times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) I cant beleive you chose that AI bimbo over me GOONs! What does she have that I cant give you hey!!!! NOTHING!!!! /me runs off sobbing into the distance Edited January 26, 2013 by King Wally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) supercoolyellow seems to be pointing out that he loses wars a lot as if it's a virtue. And he isnt completely wrong. Winning setup wars with Umbrella and MK doing all the heavy lifting for you isnt really a test of fortitude. Y'all have had it very easy here for some time and you might just be in for a shock. You're right. Nothing in the history of GOONS suggests that a Goon Order could come back from a crushing defeat and assume any sort of power. Neutral Shoving, for all the bravado and smacktalking, packed it in and disbanded rather than fight a losing war. Y'all were quite emphatic that Negligence and Sadism was a different entity entirely, as I recall, and you behaved differently and were treated differently. You were a superior GOONs and I for one applauded you for that. But in the time since... well you look more and more like old GOONs. You are best known for unconscionable "policies" forced on CN at gunpoint (Umbrella and MK providing the guns obviously.) Those guns are rather busy right now, and for the first time since disbandment you are looking at the possibility of another losing war. Really not the best time for you to be smacktalking. Yeah, well we do have rich friends to help us rebuild if we need it. Your rich friends have their other worries right now, dont hold your breath on that aid. My name is Commander Shepard and Umbrella was the worst alliance in the citadel. Sorry but you are wrong. TOP was by far the worst alliance in the Citadel, a shiny red apple on the outside but completely controlled by worms on the inside, a source of contagion that weakened all the rest. Umbrella, in the Citadel days, was actually fairly cool. Edited January 26, 2013 by Sigrun Vapneir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jazz Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Neutral Shoving, for all the bravado and smacktalking, packed it in and disbanded rather than fight a losing war. Y'all were quite emphatic that Negligence and Sadism was a different entity entirely, as I recall, and you behaved differently and were treated differently. You were a superior GOONs and I for one applauded you for that. But in the time since... well you look more and more like old GOONs. You are best known for unconscionable "policies" forced on CN at gunpoint (Umbrella and MK providing the guns obviously.) Those guns are rather busy right now, and for the first time since disbandment you are looking at the possibility of another losing war. Really not the best time for you to be smacktalking. You were not a member of Neutral Shoving, you do not know what occured internally that led to the decision to quit. The majority of GOONS members will not play a game in which their is no GOONS faction, during the hight of tensions during the UJW the majority of our leaders picked the comedy option rather than staying and trying to win, or even attempting to secure peace. Neutral Shoving had a precense far after we "lost" the war. Though who's to say losing the war wasn't part of our master plan to come back as this version of GOONS? Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Command Shepard, if you think I'll be in peace mode for the duration of this war, you clearly don't know a thing about my history. Before this war is over, I will be out and fighting (assuming this war lasts through this weekend). It's obvious you will be fighting, no one is stupid enough to join an AA and not fight while said AA is at war. You're saving yourself for next week, CSN is saving itself for more trash to throw out. You're one of the same, don't fight it. Edited January 26, 2013 by Commander shepard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Hit CoJ too, please.Also, this now turns the tide in the lower tier. Run and hide, Equilibrium. We are no Kaskus. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 I'm not even going to lie; Timberland wins the ******. the rest of you can go home now. Just for you Chimp and the other Koopa's :wub: I miss you guys To:Sardonic From: John Gotti Date: 1/27/2013 8:00:06 AMSubject: Nuclear Attack Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by John Gotti. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 369 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 71.862 miles of land, 51.026 technology, 153.077 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted January 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On the note of nukes, I do like that that we almost have more nukes than NPL and LoSS combined. Going to be fun to make them eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On the note of nukes, I do like that that we almost have more nukes than NPL and LoSS combined. Going to be fun to make them eat them. You even have more infra than your masters. Kudos o\ Goons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Death to Ai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted January 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It's cute how people think we can't handle this war. We've handled worse dogpiles than this in previous wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 My nuke stockpile is depleting quickly. You all gave me 5 guys to war. That means I get to launch 5 nukes a day! Too bad all these guys can only hit me with one a day total. And for the poor guy that attacked me with no SDI, you're up buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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