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*tone* THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM, PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.. *end tone*

National Weather Service Alerts for Ragtag, Umbrella

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  • SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
  • Now - Sunday, Mar 24, 5:00pm
FORECASTERS HAVE DETECTED THAT THE PACIFICAN MAELSTROM VORTEX HAS MADE LANDFALL AND IS TEARING UP THE BEACHES, MULTIPLE UMBRELLAS HAVE BEEN SEEN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR CAUSING MASSIVE DAMAGE TO HIGH TECH BEACH SIDE ESTATES, REPORTS ESTIMATE DAMAGE IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS TO BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. THE STORM IS EXPECTED TO INTENSIFY THROUGHOUT THE EVENING AND RESIDENTS ARE ENCOURAGED TO TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY ALONG THE COASTLINES.
 
THE WEATHER IS EXPECTED TO RISE TO A BALMY TEN THOUSAND DEGREES AS NUCLEAR RAIN IS EXPECTED TO FALL THROUGHOUT MUCH OF THE AREA. PLEASE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR TORNADOS ARMED WITH WW2 BOMBS, MADE OF WOOD, AND EVADING OUR RADAR DETECTION SYSTEMS, THEY MAY BE SPORTING ROLLS ROYCE ENGINES. OCCASIONAL HAILS OF CRUISE MISSILES MAY ALSO FALL, BREAKING GLASS AND WINDOWS, SO PLEASE KEEP TO AN INTERIOR ROOM OR BASEMENT AT ALL TIMES AND AVOID WINDOWS.
 
COASTAL FLOODING IS EXPECTED AS SEVERAL WAVES OF PACIFICAN TROOPS COME ASHORE DESTROYING WHAT LITTLE LAND AND INFRASTRUCTURE IS LEFT. HIGH TIDE IS NOT EXPECTED TO ABATE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS. DO NOT COME OUT OF PEACE MODE TO HELP YOUR COMRADES AS IF YOU APPEAR IN A PUBLIC PLACE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY GET YOUR HEAD SHOT CLEAN OFF YOUR SHOULDERS FROM THE SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF FLYING BULLET DEBRIS IN THE AREA.
 
THE CYCLONE IS NOT EXPECTED TO ABATE ANY TIME SOON,  ATTEMPTS TO DISPERSE IT WITH RAIN SEEDING AND INTIMIDATING DISPLAYS OF OUR AIR POWER HAVE FAILED TO DIVERT THE SYSTEM. WE ARE ABSOLUTELY POWERLESS, TO STOP THIS MADNESS. THAT STORM.. IS CRAZY.
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If you're gonna use ninja turtles, you might wanna attach alliances that can actually fight.  Seems an insult to the TMNT franchise.

 

 

someone's taking things a little too seriously.

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Self explanatory if you saw This Week in GATO GPMO.

 

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If you bothered to actually look into Schatt's fantasy and realize that a whole 5 members neglected orders.......you'd know this is stupid but people like you rarely realize their own stupidity..or care to accept it when its pointed out. You really should have read the thread.

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If you bothered to actually look into Schatt's fantasy and realize that a whole 5 members neglected orders.......you'd know this is stupid but people like you rarely realize their own stupidity..or care to accept it when its pointed out. You really should have read the thread.

 

You have embarrassed me, you've embarrassed this alliance, and worst of all you have embarrassed yourselves.

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