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A Holiday Followup from your Friends at Fark

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[quote]

[i]"Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne?


For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely you’ll buy your pint cup!
and surely I’ll buy mine!
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.


We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.


For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely you’ll buy your pint cup!
and surely I’ll buy mine!
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.


We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.


For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely you’ll buy your pint cup!
and surely I’ll buy mine!
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.


And there’s a hand my trusty friend!
And give us a hand o’ thine!
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne."[/i]

[/quote]
To usher in the new year, Fark has some resolutions we'd like to share:


[b]1.[/b] To let old grudges die and recognize a kindred spirit in TPF.

[spoiler]
[quote]Cybernation's First Ever, and unlikeliest BrODP


[b]Bromance:[/b]
Fark and TPF are bros now. A bro never comes at his fellow bro. If he does, he should give like 150 percent and do some extra reps at the gym.


[b]Bropocalypse Now:[/b]
A bro never leaves his bro behind without some dough. A bro in need is a bro indeed. If you need, bro, just say the word and I got you. A good bro also watches out for grenades and skanks. If one of us hears about some skanks, we'll share the knowledge.


[b]Hans-Bro-lo Shot First:[/b]
If you mess with our bro, we reserve the right to biatchslap you all over the beach.


[b]Don't Bro Me Unless You Know Me:[/b]
Even if one of us knows a totally ripped dude, we don't have to be at the gym in 26 minutes with him. Jagerbombs might change our minds.


[b]Broseidon, King of the Bro-cean:[/b]
The shore is a tough place. If someone is acting like a loser guido and has bad hair, the other can call it quits after 3 days.




[b]Signed for Fark:[/b]
ManwithplanX - Submitter
Mr Vicarious - Squirrel
Cable77 - Speaker of the Council
Country Mouse - TotalFark Council
Randomly Jim - TotalFark Council
oneeightytwo - TotalFark Council
Mr Cynical - TotalFark Council






[b]Signed for TPF:[/b]
[b]Evil Overlord[/b]
JudgeX

[b]Evil Underlord[/b]
Daeryon

[b]Phoenix Magistrates[/b]
Roadie
BioBomber






[/quote][/spoiler]


[b]2.[/b] To start the new year off with [s]good[/s] [i]new[/i] leadership.
[quote]
The new TotalFark Council is
-Cable77, SoTC
-CountryMouse
-docmeister
-Randomly Jim
-182
[/quote]




[b]3.[/b] To masturbate less [i](not # of times, just the # of strokes)[/i]. Thanks, Musty, for making this possible!!!


[b]4.[/b] To stop poking fun at admin and his awful, awful, terrible, craptastic game, his lackluster programming skills, and his apathetic approach to managing CN. Also his goat fetish.


[b]5.[/b] To have even bigger warchests. Not sure how this will be possible, but we'll find a way.


[b]6.[/b] Your ad here


[b]7.[/b] To get more fiber in our diet. Maybe some oats or something. It makes you poop more.


[b]8.[/b] To stop recruiting leadership from Craigslist.


[b]9.[/b] To quit trolling dating sites... after Valentine's day.


[b]10.[/b] To go post more leadership applications on Craigslist


[b]11.[/b] To take down our casual encounters ad after getting a response from Umbrella.


[b]12.[/b] Change our eHarmony profile to stop saying we are dtf for like, no reason.








Happy New Years, CN! I kissed your mom at midnight!

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Needs more 905.

Congrats Fark.

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Mr. V is best Fark member.


Congrats on everything, fellas.

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Another quality Fark production :D
Nothing but good news in here

o/ Fark

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[quote][b]8.[/b][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] To stop recruiting leadership from Craigslist.[/font][/color][/quote]

Very sad news guys :/

o7 FARK

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