Mr Vicarious Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 [center][size=6][b]The Arachnoagricultural Accords[/b][/size] [size=5][i]“Eight Legs good, Four Legs Bad”[/i][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QQ9El.jpg[/img] [size=4]The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. have realized that there is a misunderstood group among us that needs a voice. After months of discussion, we have helped this group formulate their manifesto and we shall work arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm to see that they take their rightful place among us. [b]Where in: We, the octolimbed occupants of these interwebs, assert that our rightful place is atop this World Wide Web’s hierarchy, eating flies.[/b][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/k1aLL.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [size=4][b]We, the haunters of dreams, assert that lolcats are silly and frivolous[/b][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KiryL.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [size=4][b]We, the eight legged elite, assert that we shall no longer tolerate comparison to lowly insects[/b][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/LZ2kR.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [size=4][b]We, the authoritatively alliterate arthropods, put forth the following tenets (stolen shamelessly from a pig we once knew) as our manifesto:[/b][/size] [size=4]1. [b]Whatever goes upon 4 legs is an enemy.[/b] -The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc agree to unite in defense of the idea that spiders shall walk along the tangled skeins that are these series of tubes without harassment. 2. [b]Whatever goes upon eight legs, or rides strands of polymers through the sky like they are balloons, is a friend.[/b] - The spiders are our future. Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% damages incurred. 3. [b]No Spider shall wear clothes.[/b] - Neither alliance shall engage in espionage against the other, and will share intelligence when necessary in the furthering of our cause. 4. [b]No Spider shall sleep in a bed.[/b] -This should go without saying. 5. [b]No Spider shall drink alcohol.[/b] - All of the booze shall remain with the alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. as a payment for their service. These alliances shall offer aid to each other in any non-military way that is possible upon request. [b]6. No Spider shall kill any other Spider.[/b] - There may come a time when this pact is obsolete, at that time it may be dissolved by either party. It shall remain in effect for 72 hours after notice is given. [b]7. All arachnids are equal.[/b] -Both Farkistan, Anarchy Inc. and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and places like farms or barns. Signed for Farkistan: RavingMainyYak - Submitter Mr Vicarious - Squirrel TF Council: 182 CountryMouse idsfa Signed for Anarchy Inc.: /s/ Triumvirs Queenhailee Tron[WebsDrawn]IX Nobody Expects Ministers Aeros - MoF Chefjoe - MoFA Gambona - MoIA Kryievla - MoD[/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/21OXF.jpg[/img] [size=4]PIAT btw Fark and AI, just for Tums, ungulate approved[/size][/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/Tb1FX.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 I've always been a fan of Farkistan. I was a TE Farker for awhile back when TE first opened back up and they were always on my (very) short list of alliances I would have considered joining if I ever left my AA. This treaty pleases me greatly and I look forward to building on this new relationship. o/ FARK -Tron////O\\\\ix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Expects Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 o/ Fark, its good to see this relationship bear spidery 8 legged fruit with the signing of this treaty! Is that a spidersheep I see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 This is good to see I like both alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Excellent work fellows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litha Riddle Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 hahaha love it and love spiders too. So extra kudos from me <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaTeMuP Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) o/ Fark. I have had a great deal of admiration for your alliance for a rather long while. I am really glad to see this come to pass. This is a good treaty. I like it enough I can overlook the spiders. [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4h6X56gz_I"] [/url] Edited October 19, 2012 by Kryievla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Unexpected but cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vicarious Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 For those who desire to partake in the revolution, we present this Anthem. May it ring loudly over the nations of all: Arachnids of CN, Arachnids of elsewhere, Spiders of every land and clime, Hearken to my joyful tidings Of the Golden future time. Soon or late the day is coming, Tyrant kitten shall be o'erthrown, And the fruitful fields of cyberdom Shall be trod by we alone. Flames shall vanish from our egg sacs, And the papers from our back, Spray and swatter shall languish forever, Cruel mops no more shall dust . Riches more than mind can picture, Memes and laughter, Spider Day, our own fark threads and celebration Shall be ours upon that day. Bright will shine the tubes of cyberdom, Purer shall its java be, Sweeter yet shall flow its data On the day that sets us free. For that day we all must labour, Though we die before it break; mites and spiders, scorpions, All must toil for freedom's sake. Arachnids of CN, Arachnids of elsewhere, Spiders of every land and clime, Hearken to my joyful tidings Of the Golden future time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 I do dig that title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Finally found a fresh beer supply, things r good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrenster Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Ugh I hate spiders, but I'll hail this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 congrats fark and AI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Leap Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 o/ on the treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) Mmm, Spider Beer. [img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-04/1259933845002.jpg[/img] Edited October 19, 2012 by Aeros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 PIATs are somewhat silly, but congrats I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1350685245' post='3043089'] Mmm, Spider Beer. [img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-04/1259933845002.jpg[/img] [/quote] Thanks very much sir, now I'll think in this photo every time I get a beer can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Good thing I don't drink piss... er, beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1350685245' post='3043089'] Mmm, Spider Beer. [img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-04/1259933845002.jpg[/img] [/quote] This is horrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston Smith Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 iLike very much! Congrats to my allies and friends in Fark and congrats to my friends in AI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 This looks great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemMo Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Two very awesome alliances! o/ Fark o/ Ai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 This pleases me. I now require alcohol. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vicarious Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 [quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1350685245' post='3043089'] Mmm, Spider Beer. [img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-04/1259933845002.jpg[/img] [/quote] good sir, that is clearly a soda. That spider doesn't look old enough to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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