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[center][size=6][b]The Arachnoagricultural Accords[/b][/size]
[size=5][i]“Eight Legs good, Four Legs Bad”[/i][/size]


[size=4]The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. have realized that there is a misunderstood group among us that needs a voice. After months of discussion, we have helped this group formulate their manifesto and we shall work arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm to see that they take their rightful place among us.

[b]Where in: We, the octolimbed occupants of these interwebs, assert that our rightful place is atop this World Wide Web’s hierarchy, eating flies.[/b][/size]
[size=4][b]We, the haunters of dreams, assert that lolcats are silly and frivolous[/b][/size]
[size=4][b]We, the eight legged elite, assert that we shall no longer tolerate comparison to lowly insects[/b][/size]
[size=4][b]We, the authoritatively alliterate arthropods, put forth the following tenets (stolen shamelessly from a pig we once knew) as our manifesto:[/b][/size]

[size=4]1. [b]Whatever goes upon 4 legs is an enemy.[/b]
-The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc agree to unite in defense

of the idea that spiders shall walk along the tangled skeins that are
these series of tubes without harassment.

2. [b]Whatever goes upon eight legs, or rides strands of polymers through the sky like they are balloons, is a friend.[/b]
- The spiders are our future. Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% damages incurred.

3. [b]No Spider shall wear clothes.[/b]
- Neither alliance shall engage in espionage against the other, and will share intelligence when necessary in the furthering of our cause.

4. [b]No Spider shall sleep in a bed.[/b]
-This should go without saying.

5. [b]No Spider shall drink alcohol.[/b]
- All of the booze shall remain with the alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. as a payment for their service. These alliances shall offer aid to each other in any non-military way that is possible upon request.

[b]6. No Spider shall kill any other Spider.[/b]
- There may come a time when this pact is obsolete, at that time it may be dissolved by either party. It shall remain in effect for 72 hours after notice is given.

[b]7. All arachnids are equal.[/b]
-Both Farkistan, Anarchy Inc. and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and places like farms or barns.

Signed for Farkistan:
RavingMainyYak - Submitter
Mr Vicarious - Squirrel

TF Council:

Signed for Anarchy Inc.:

Nobody Expects


Aeros - MoF
Chefjoe - MoFA
Gambona - MoIA
Kryievla - MoD[/size]

[size=4]PIAT btw Fark and AI, just for Tums, ungulate approved[/size][/center]


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I've always been a fan of Farkistan. I was a TE Farker for awhile back when TE first opened back up and they were always on my (very) short list of alliances I would have considered joining if I ever left my AA.

This treaty pleases me greatly and I look forward to building on this new relationship.



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o/ Fark. I have had a great deal of admiration for your alliance for a rather long while. I am really glad to see this come to pass. This is a good treaty. I like it enough I can overlook the spiders. [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4h6X56gz_I"] ;)[/url]

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For those who desire to partake in the revolution, we present this Anthem. May it ring loudly over the nations of all:

Arachnids of CN, Arachnids of elsewhere,
Spiders of every land and clime,
Hearken to my joyful tidings
Of the Golden future time.

Soon or late the day is coming,
Tyrant kitten shall be o'erthrown,
And the fruitful fields of cyberdom
Shall be trod by we alone.

Flames shall vanish from our egg sacs,
And the papers from our back,
Spray and swatter shall languish forever,
Cruel mops no more shall dust .

Riches more than mind can picture,
Memes and laughter, Spider Day,
our own fark threads and celebration
Shall be ours upon that day.

Bright will shine the tubes of cyberdom,
Purer shall its java be,
Sweeter yet shall flow its data
On the day that sets us free.

For that day we all must labour,
Though we die before it break;
mites and spiders, scorpions,
All must toil for freedom's sake.

Arachnids of CN, Arachnids of elsewhere,
Spiders of every land and clime,
Hearken to my joyful tidings
Of the Golden future time.

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[quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1350685245' post='3043089']
Mmm, Spider Beer.

Thanks very much sir, now I'll think in this photo every time I get a beer can. <_<

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