Mr Vicarious Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 [center][size=6][b]The Arachnoagricultural Accords[/b][/size] [size=5][i]“Eight Legs good, Four Legs Bad”[/i][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QQ9El.jpg[/img] [size=4]The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. have realized that there is a misunderstood group among us that needs a voice. After months of discussion, we have helped this group formulate their manifesto and we shall work arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm to see that they take their rightful place among us. [b]Where in: We, the octolimbed occupants of these interwebs, assert that our rightful place is atop this World Wide Web’s hierarchy, eating flies.[/b][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/k1aLL.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [size=4][b]We, the haunters of dreams, assert that lolcats are silly and frivolous[/b][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KiryL.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [size=4][b]We, the eight legged elite, assert that we shall no longer tolerate comparison to lowly insects[/b][/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/LZ2kR.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [size=4][b]We, the authoritatively alliterate arthropods, put forth the following tenets (stolen shamelessly from a pig we once knew) as our manifesto:[/b][/size] [size=4]1. [b]Whatever goes upon 4 legs is an enemy.[/b] -The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc agree to unite in defense of the idea that spiders shall walk along the tangled skeins that are these series of tubes without harassment. 2. [b]Whatever goes upon eight legs, or rides strands of polymers through the sky like they are balloons, is a friend.[/b] - The spiders are our future. Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% damages incurred. 3. [b]No Spider shall wear clothes.[/b] - Neither alliance shall engage in espionage against the other, and will share intelligence when necessary in the furthering of our cause. 4. [b]No Spider shall sleep in a bed.[/b] -This should go without saying. 5. [b]No Spider shall drink alcohol.[/b] - All of the booze shall remain with the alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. as a payment for their service. These alliances shall offer aid to each other in any non-military way that is possible upon request. [b]6. No Spider shall kill any other Spider.[/b] - There may come a time when this pact is obsolete, at that time it may be dissolved by either party. It shall remain in effect for 72 hours after notice is given. [b]7. All arachnids are equal.[/b] -Both Farkistan, Anarchy Inc. and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and places like farms or barns. Signed for Farkistan: RavingMainyYak - Submitter Mr Vicarious - Squirrel TF Council: 182 CountryMouse idsfa Signed for Anarchy Inc.: /s/ Triumvirs Queenhailee Tron[WebsDrawn]IX Nobody Expects Ministers Aeros - MoF Chefjoe - MoFA Gambona - MoIA Kryievla - MoD[/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/21OXF.jpg[/img] [size=4]PIAT btw Fark and AI, just for Tums, ungulate approved[/size][/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/Tb1FX.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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