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[center][b]Joint Announcement from The International and Blood for Friends[/b][/center]



Blood Red Communists

Preamble:
The International (Int) and Blood for Friends (BFF) do hereby enter into this treaty of mutual defense, optional aggression in the spirit of joint protection and growth. Obligatory lolcommies.

Article I:
Both parties agree to act with a special level of decorum and respect (haha, respect) in public and pubic areas. This includes, but is not limited to, forums, IRC, and wet dreams.

Article II:
It would be retarded to attack each other. Just don't.

Article III:
Should either party come upon information pertaining to the safety of the other, they are required to share it as soon as possible. Should either party request the monetary or technological aid of the other, sharing said aid is highly encouraged.

Article IV:
Should either party come under attack, the other is required to come to the aid of the first upon the request of the besieged party. Should this defense be required after either signatory enters a war for a 3rd party, this defense becomes optional unless the 3rd party is a mutual defense partner of both parties.

Article V:
Should either party declare an aggressive war, the other is highly recommended, but not required to come to the aid of the first. Lolcommies.

Article VI:
Should either party find it necessary to cancel this treaty, they may do so after first informing the other party. After this, the treaty remains in effect for 72 hours, after which it is nullified.


[center][b][u]Signed for The International:[/u][/b][/center]

[center][b][u][img]http://i.imgur.com/O0pxS.png[/img][/u][/b][/center]

[center][i]Congress of The International[/i][/center]


[center][b][u]Signed for BFF:[/u][/b][/center]

[center][b][u][img]http://i.imgur.com/5RlpQ.png[/img][/u][/b][/center]

[center][b][u]Neapolitan Council:[/u][/b][/center]

[center][b]Turetel -- [/b]Senile Ayatollah[/center]
[center][b]TheDon125 --[/b]Penile Ayatollah[/center]
[center][b]Ernesto Che Guevara -- [/b]Feline Ayatollah[/center]

[center][b][u]The Elite Assembly[/u][/b][/center]

[center][b]Kongo "Deebo" Jack -- [/b]Minister of Long Walks on the Beach[/center]
[center][b]Johnap88 -- [/b]Babykilling Fascist[/center]
[center][b]Pherlofsky -- [/b]Radiation Specialist (Growths)[/center]

[center][b][u]The Ordinary Assembly [/u][/b][/center]

[center][b]Sniper"Nobody Loves Me"Joe -- [/b]Minister of His Mother's Interior[/center]



[center]inb4 people we don't care about complaining[/center]

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You forgot two articles, or may be they are implicit in all treaties signed by The International.


[quote]Blood Red Communists

Preamble:
The International (Int) and Blood for Friends (BFF) do hereby enter into this treaty of mutual defense, optional aggression in the spirit of joint protection and growth. Obligatory lolcommies.

Article I:
Both parties agree to act with a special level of decorum and respect (haha, respect) in public and pubic areas. This includes, but is not limited to, forums, IRC, and wet dreams.

Article II:
It would be retarded to attack each other. Just don't.

[color=#ff0000]Article IIa: [/color]
[color=#ff0000]This doesn't mean that The International will impede their bloc mates in CnG to attack BFF in case of Article VII.[/color]

Article III:
Should either party come upon information pertaining to the safety of the other, they are required to share it as soon as possible. Should either party request the monetary or technological aid of the other, sharing said aid is highly encouraged.

Article IV:
Should either party come under attack, the other is required to come to the aid of the first upon the request of the besieged party. Should this defense be required after either signatory enters a war for a 3rd party, this defense becomes optional unless the 3rd party is a mutual defense partner of both parties.

Article V:
Should either party declare an aggressive war, the other is highly recommended, but not required to come to the aid of the first. Lolcommies.

Article VI:
Should either party find it necessary to cancel this treaty, they may do so after first informing the other party. After this, the treaty remains in effect for 72 hours, after which it is nullified.

[color=#ff0000]Article VII: [/color]
[color=#ff0000]In case of BFF finds themselves fighting a war who doesn't please CnG, this treaty becomes null and void due to the lack of sovereignty of The International to make their own decisions.[/color][/quote]

You're welcome.

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[quote name='D34th' timestamp='1350522847' post='3042285']
You forgot two articles, or may be they are implicit in all treaties signed by The International.




You're welcome.
[/quote]

Yes, it is absolutely that simple, thank you for your valuable insights. Don't forget to also add your insightful commentary to this thread: [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113586"]http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113586[/url] because really, we just don't know how to run our alliance if you aren't constantly judging our actions.

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[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1350523150' post='3042291']
Don't forget to also add your insightful commentary to this thread: [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113586"]http://forums.cybern...howtopic=113586[/url] because really, we just don't know how to run our alliance if you aren't constantly judging our actions.
[/quote]

Done and as I said, you're welcome.

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[quote name='Sniper Joe' timestamp='1350522652' post='3042280']
Who told him?

Congrats INT.
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[quote name='darkfox' timestamp='1350522898' post='3042286']
I wish I had an imagination as vast as yours.
[/quote]

I always use the term "I believe" or something of that nature when I state things I am unsure about... that said:

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:07:37: <OsRavan[ODN]> the fa conundrum is for us not to do something idiotic and instead establish some meaningfull relationships. And keep some sorta cluster like NG V CnG from happening[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:04: <eZe> Laslo, strengthen ties and make new ones[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:07: <eZe> all we can do really[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:14: <eZe> problem is that needs time[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:45: <Laslo> We're kind of tapped out for new ties [/font][/color][img]http://thedarktemplar-cn.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/hmm.png[/img]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:52: <Laslo> I see why you guys mentioned getting BFF in[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:59: <Comrade_Trotsky[INT]> word[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:02: <Laslo> We'd pick up some good people and some good new ties there[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:24: <OsRavan[ODN]> yes and imo cng's future is with NPO/DR[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:25: <OsRavan[ODN]> but[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:30: <OsRavan[ODN]> it takes time to forge real relationships[/font][/color]

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[quote name='Unknown Smurf' timestamp='1350523741' post='3042307']
I always use the term "I believe" or something of that nature when I state things I am unsure about... that said:

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:07:37: <OsRavan[ODN]> the fa conundrum is for us not to do something idiotic and instead establish some meaningfull relationships. And keep some sorta cluster like NG V CnG from happening[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:04: <eZe> Laslo, strengthen ties and make new ones[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:07: <eZe> all we can do really[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:14: <eZe> problem is that needs time[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:45: <Laslo> We're kind of tapped out for new ties [/font][/color][img]http://thedarktemplar-cn.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/hmm.png[/img]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:52: <Laslo> I see why you guys mentioned getting BFF in[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:08:59: <Comrade_Trotsky[INT]> word[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:02: <Laslo> We'd pick up some good people and some good new ties there[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:24: <OsRavan[ODN]> yes and imo cng's future is with NPO/DR[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:25: <OsRavan[ODN]> but[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]03:09:30: <OsRavan[ODN]> it takes time to forge real relationships[/font][/color]
[/quote]
Well, looks like it's time to go Article V on ODN then. :D
--BFF Triumvir

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[quote name='D34th' timestamp='1350522847' post='3042285']
You forgot two articles, or may be they are implicit in all treaties signed by The International.




You're welcome.
[/quote]

I'm pretty sure those aren't real articles, the treaty text here was probably copy pasted into the OP so it's very doubtful that something would be left ou... OH HO HO I see what you've done! Man, you had me going there for a while. Seriously, you should quit your day job and do this full time.

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