Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) [center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][b][img]http://i.imgur.com/6QcEW.jpg[/img][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091029185311/cybernations/images/thumb/c/c6/TORN.svg/350px-TORN.svg.png[/img] [/b][/font][/center][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][b] [/b][/font][/center][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][b]The Order of Righteous Friends and Tacky Treaty Names[/b][/font][/center][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Preamble:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]The alliances known as Blood for Friends (BFF) and The Order of Righteous Nations (TORN) do hereby enter into this treaty of mutual defense and optional aggression in the name of joint protection, a long history, and the common goal of spreading the thickness. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article I:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]The undersigned understand that this treaty in no way, shape or form infringes on the thickness and sovereignty of either party. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article II:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Both parties agree to conduct themselves with some level of respect in public, be it on IRC or on public forums. I mean, it's BFF and TORN, but being a dick is just wrong.[/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article III: [/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either signatory come upon information pertaining to the safety of the other, they are required to share said information at the soonest possible juncture.[/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article IV:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either party request the aid of the other, be it informational, monetary or technological, the other is highly encouraged to provide said aid. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article V:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either party come under direct attack, the other is required to come to the aid of the first upon the request of the besieged party. However, should this defensive action come as a result of the honoring of a 3rd party treaty, the defense becomes optional.[/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article VI: [/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either party declare an aggressive war, defined as an unprovoked war on a 3rd party, the second party is highly encouraged to provide military support to the first. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"] [/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article VII:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]If for any reason this treaty outlives its usefulness, either party may cancel it at any time after first informing the other member of the intent to nullify. After that time, the treaty remains in effect for 72 hours. [/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center] [/center][/font][center] [font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][color="#ff8c00"][b]For The Order Of Righteous Nations[/b][/color][/font][/center] [center] [/center][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/zOvI8.png[/img][/center][center] [/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center] [/center][/font][center] [/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Führer, His Royal Thickness[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Triumvir of Foreign Affairs, AddAff[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Triumvir of War, SinisterCanuck[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Triumvir of Internal Affairs, EnzoCosta[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Representative, remenant[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]God-King, StevieG[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]That One Guy, Lord Curzon[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center] [/center][/font][center] [/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center] [/center][/font][center] [/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]For BFF:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Ernesto Che Guevara -- Ayatollah of Some Flavor[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Turetel -- Another Ayatollah, Another Flavor[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Wolfprince -- Ayatollah, Wolf Flavored[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center] [/center][/font][center] [/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Deebo -- DoFA[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Canik -- DoD[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Pherlofsky -- DoG[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]sniperjoe -- DoIA[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Pingu -- Pingu[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Nobody loves Sniperjoe, so we refuse to put a space in his name. Seriously, $%&@ that guy. Whenever we post his name as one word, he cries like a little !@#$%* all night long until Deebo feels bad and goes into Joe's room to sooth him softly to sleep. What a !@#$%. [/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center][i]"Street gangsterism is going to remain a threat to our nation."[/i][/center][/font] Edited September 7, 2012 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Very thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Joe Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I am crying right now, just so you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 This is by far the best treaty of the year. Just....So....THICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Congrats to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 How very, very....Thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Fairly Thick Announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 o/ PB 2.0 wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 [quote name='WarriorConcept' timestamp='1346991560' post='3028294'] Fairly Thick Announcement [/quote] Reasonably thick. Not quite overwhelmingly thick, but not underwhelmingly either. Just whelmingly thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I like this treaty like I like my milkshakes, thick and served at Mcdonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I must say that I look forward to reading announcements involving BFF solely to read the sigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloin Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Congratulations any my sympathy to S J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namayan Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Congratulations to both alliances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'm down with the thickness. o/ BFF o/ TORN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Mae Mac Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 [quote name='Ayatollah Bromeini' timestamp='1347035647' post='3028403'] I'm down with the thickness. [/quote] Nice. o/ BFF & TORN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 This announcement is rolling in the thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 This is a bad treaty. Be ashamed guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 A treaty that has thickness and a splash of Pingu certainly qualifies as [b]turgid[/b], by any standard. Well done, amigos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Land of True Israel Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Congrats to two spectacular alliances! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regent of Omerta Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1347108486' post='3028572'] This is a bad treaty. Be ashamed guys. [/quote] I'm sure your post is given it's proper scrutiny lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Congratulations to BFF and TORN, two pretty awesome alliances iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Its not thin, congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Through thick and thin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 [quote name='Regent of Omerta' timestamp='1347118023' post='3028594'] I'm sure your post is given it's proper scrutiny lol. [/quote] I'm sure you missed the joke. [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1347108379' post='3028571'] This is a good treaty. Congrats guys. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Treaty web becoming more tangled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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