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[/b][/font][/center][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][b]The Order of Righteous Friends and Tacky Treaty Names[/b][/font][/center][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Preamble:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]The alliances known as Blood for Friends (BFF) and The Order of Righteous Nations (TORN) do hereby enter into this treaty of mutual defense and optional aggression in the name of joint protection, a long history, and the common goal of spreading the thickness. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article I:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]The undersigned understand that this treaty in no way, shape or form infringes on the thickness and sovereignty of either party. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article II:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Both parties agree to conduct themselves with some level of respect in public, be it on IRC or on public forums. I mean, it's BFF and TORN, but being a dick is just wrong.[/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article III: [/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either signatory come upon information pertaining to the safety of the other, they are required to share said information at the soonest possible juncture.[/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article IV:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either party request the aid of the other, be it informational, monetary or technological, the other is highly encouraged to provide said aid. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article V:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either party come under direct attack, the other is required to come to the aid of the first upon the request of the besieged party. However, should this defensive action come as a result of the honoring of a 3rd party treaty, the defense becomes optional.[/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article VI: [/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Should either party declare an aggressive war, defined as an unprovoked war on a 3rd party, the second party is highly encouraged to provide military support to the first. [/center][/font][center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]
[/font][/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]Article VII:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]If for any reason this treaty outlives its usefulness, either party may cancel it at any time after first informing the other member of the intent to nullify. After that time, the treaty remains in effect for 72 hours. [/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]
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[/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Führer, His Royal Thickness[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Triumvir of Foreign Affairs, AddAff[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Triumvir of War, SinisterCanuck[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Triumvir of Internal Affairs, EnzoCosta[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Representative, remenant[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]God-King, StevieG[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]That One Guy, Lord Curzon[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]
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[/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center][b]For BFF:[/b][/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Ernesto Che Guevara -- Ayatollah of Some Flavor[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Turetel -- Another Ayatollah, Another Flavor[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Wolfprince -- Ayatollah, Wolf Flavored[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]
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[/center][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Deebo -- DoFA[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Canik -- DoD[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Pherlofsky -- DoG[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]sniperjoe -- DoIA[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Pingu -- Pingu[/center][/font][font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][center]Nobody loves Sniperjoe, so we refuse to put a space in his name. Seriously, $%&@ that guy. Whenever we post his name as one word, he cries like a little !@#$%* all night long until Deebo feels bad and goes into Joe's room to sooth him softly to sleep. What a !@#$%. [/center][center]
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