Stetson76 Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 [center][img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn59/Stetson1376/snafu.jpg[/img][/center] [b]Greetings ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I come before you today as a representative of the alliance known throughout the cyberverse as SNAFU. You may or may not have heard things about this alliance…terrible, terrible things, but I want to assure you that only some are true and those that are, are woefully exaggerated.[/b] [i]The dapper looking fellow at the front of the room is interrupted by a somewhat harried chap who seems to be whispering frantically.[/i] [b]Er…ladies and gentlemen, it appears that I have perhaps misunderstood the reason for our gathering. Please give me a moment to collect my thoughts and we can continue.[/b] [i]Reaching over and cracking open a fresh 2 Liter or Diet Pepsi that same well attired fellow unloosens his tie, reaches behind the podium and pulls out a rather stained and dirty cowboy hat. Fitting it on his head in what appears to be the most natural of gestures he turns back towards the crowd.[/i] [b]Boy I’ll tell you what, that’s certainly a relief. Here I was, thinking that the law had finally caught up to us and turns out we’re just here to celebrate our 4 year anniversary! Let me pull out the speech I had prepared for this most eagerly anticipated day.[/b] [i]While he searches the pockets of his excellently tailored suit for the correct speech the crowd murmurs enthusiastically regarding the great milestone reached and in anticipation of what else he may tell them. Just as they were losing patience he seemed to find what he was looking for and approached the microphone again.[/i] [b]Friends, SNAFUians, fellow citizens of Planet Bob, welcome to the jamboree!!!! Today marks the fourth anniversary of the founding of the alliance SNAFU. Lo those many years ago, ten simple souls started on a journey with little but the shirts on our backs and a song in our souls. With the likes of Heheurfunny, Madam CaVi , Adificio Depereo, Tazman, Drall, Sniper620, Silverstar, Kamua, theWren and myself there was no doubt at all that we would succeed. And succeed we have for today also marks not just our chronological age but also a new height in the development of our alliance as noted by the famed SNAFU historian Olds Tuff. [center][img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn59/Stetson1376/2milNS-1.png[/img][/center] This is technically the [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=98745&st=0&p=2635405&hl=+snafu,%20+2%20+million&fromsearch=1&#entry2635405]second[/url] time we’ve reached this particular milestone but the first done so during peach time. Thank you one and all for your hard work and perseverance, it’s all been noted in your permanent record.[/b] [i]At this point the crowd erupts in a cheers and guffaws, at least until the oddness of that last statement sinks in. They then realize that it’s probably not important and the boisterousness ramps back up. Meanwhile the man in the hat removes his jacket and begins rolling up his sleeves.[/i] [b]Please, please quiet down my friends, these are momentous occasions but we have much to get through tonight so let’s keep after it. The next announcement that I would like to make centers around a bit of a change in our leadership here at SNAFU. Our new government lineup looks like this: [center]Grand FUBAR – Stetson of Axeland Puppet Master – Joe32320 of Lealand Homeland Director – eXcessium of Islington Foreign Director – Lord6Dread of Middleland[/center] There will of course be various functionaries named and beaten at regular intervals, but these are the people in the know and able to say no.[/b] [i]The roar of the crowd causes the next few words the well coiffed dandy speaks to be drowned out but as the multitude settles down the rest can be heard…[/i] [b]…we will miss her and her contributions to SNAFU shall never be forgotten. Madam CaVi has always been a beacon of truth, justice and leadership that will endure![/b] [i]As he says this there’s an audible gasp from the crowd. Has CaVi passed on? What’s going on, where is she, is she okay? Questions of pain and anguish over something happening to one of SNAFU’s most beloved leaders ripple through the crowd.[/i] [b]In her new role as the full time forum administrator she will be watching over all of us making sure our new home is as comfortable as a well worn pair of boots and we're fairly certain that Joe32320 will admirably fill her somewhat daintier shoes.[/b] [i]Realization sweeps over the crowd and the cheering picks back up encouraging the host to continue.[/i] [b]I’m sure we’ll all enjoy the new digs, but keep in mind that you’ll need to sign in again to get your keys to the facility. Our friendly neighborhood helper monkey will be sure to process the sign in’s quickly. [center][img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn59/Stetson1376/HelperMonkey.png[/img][/center] In conclusion I want to leave you with a personal message from the bottom of my heart.[/b] [i]Silence blankets the auditorium.[/i] [b]SNAFU has been over these last 4 years a home and haven. There are more people that have come and gone than I can actually count, mainly because our roster is not 100% complete, but I digress. Over 300 people have at one time or another called themselves citizens of SNAFU and every single one of them has helped make this alliance what it is. Even those who sign up for a day and are never heard from again help shape the character of who we are and what makes us family. So, to all of those who have ever flown our flag, thank you, we look forward to another 4 years having fun with you all. Now don’t forget Mr. T thinks you should join SNAFU![/b] [center][img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn59/Stetson1376/RecruitmentPoster6-1.jpg[/img][/center] The preceding message was brought to you by Carl’s Junior. <snip – end transmission> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmongrel Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) Happy Anniversary to my favorite alliance. Also, first. Edited September 4, 2012 by Warmongrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Congrats to our first protector on their anniversary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe32320 Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Can't believe it's been 4 years in this hell hole Though we did managed to celebrate our birthday on time this year for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Congratulations, SNAFU. Fantastic to see Joe finally recognized as SNAFU's one true Puppet Master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattlehead Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Woot!!! Congrats on the B-Day!!! O/SNAFU !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Happy Birthday and here's to lots more. Now. When are you rolling us Warmongrel? You promised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Its always nice when your old protector does great things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shavar Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 What no Beer? I guess we will call it a celebration anyway .. Congrats Luv u guys o/SNAFU o/4 More years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grendel Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Congratulations SNAFUians o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmongrel Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 [quote name='queenhailee' timestamp='1346767374' post='3027811'] Happy Birthday and here's to lots more. Now. When are you rolling us Warmongrel? You promised. [/quote] Do it now. I don't have a warchest. :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indian Bob Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Warmongrel' timestamp='1346776477' post='3027836'] Do it now. I don't have a warchest. :S [/quote] I agree Edited September 4, 2012 by Indian Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Congrats SNAFU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Congratulations and condolences are in order, especially to Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stetson76 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 That hurts DEra, that really hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Please tell us more about this peach time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stetson76 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 It was the pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indian Bob Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1346816194' post='3027953'] Please tell us more about this peach time. [/quote] [quote name='Stetson' timestamp='1346819418' post='3027960'] It was the pits. [/quote] :: rimshot :: The groans are deafening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadScotII Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Congrats on this guys! Stetson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corazon Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) Congratulations on the birthday, I hope the new government members bought the first drinks? Edited September 5, 2012 by corazon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 congrats, SNAFU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord6dread Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 [quote name='corazon' timestamp='1346875314' post='3028063'] Congratulations on the birthday, I hope the new government members bought the first drinks? [/quote] Not on the wages Stets pays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom98 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 Congrats to all my friends at SNAFU keep on keeping on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Congrats. Indeed it has been a good long four years. Onward to four more years of casualties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadScotII Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 [quote name='lord6dread' timestamp='1347406953' post='3029249'] Not on the wages Stets pays. [/quote] Shocking. Although sure he owes me entry money. I'm never getting that am I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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