Aeros Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 [center][img]http://cnvalhalla.org/temp/soa2.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://cnvalhalla.org/temp/ai2.png[/img] [img]http://cnvalhalla.org/temp/tene2.jpg[/img] [img]http://cnvalhalla.org/temp/se2.png[/img][/center] [center][size="7"]The Sons of Anarchy Defense and Development Bloc[/size][/center] [center][b]Anarchy inc. hereby offers the following contract to the Sons of Anarchy in the interest of assisting in their military, diplomatic and economic development. Anarchy inc. agrees to uphold this business arrangement in exchange for the special security services offered by the Sons of Anarchy.[/center][/b] [b]Article 1: Biker Gangs are organizations of loners[/b] Anarchy Inc. and all members of the Sons of Anarchy understand that each member of the gang is a free riding maniac seeking the lonesome road in their own way. All members of the gang are to be considered sovereign. [b]Article 2: You don’t knock your buddy off the bike[/b] Anarchy Inc. and all members of the Sons of Anarchy agree to coexist peacefully with each other, and will not attack each other militarily, or verbally. All members will remain respectful towards each other in public and shall handle any issues they may have privately out of sight of other gangs. [b]Article 3: When the offer they can’t refuse is refused[/b] The Sons of Anarchy agree that occasionally business requires muscle. Should the corporate assets of Anarchy Inc. be infringed upon by outside parties, the Sons of Anarchy agree to ride to the defense of Anarchy Inc. If Anarchy Inc. decides to conduct a hostile takeover of another company and requires the Sons of Anarchy to help in “convincing” the competition to accept the deal, Anarchy Inc. will duly notify the Sons of Anarchy ahead of time and give them the option of choosing not to ride out. [b]Article 4: Nobody messes with the security contractors of Anarchy Inc.[/b] Should any member of the Sons of Anarchy find themselves hauled off the road and thrown into prison by one of “The Man’s” agents for no reason, Anarchy Inc. will be obligated to forcibly spring that member from said jail and render unto the ones responsible a curb stomping. All other members of the gang may join in the curb stomping if they wish too. [b]Article 5: Business is business.[/b] The Sons of Anarchy understand that their independent actions done on the road cannot reflect upon the stock price of Anarchy Inc. If the Sons of Anarchy get into trouble with The Man while in the employ of Anarchy Inc, they will immediately notify the company so that Anarchy inc.’s lawyers can bail them out of court and smooth over any legal troubles. The Sons of Anarchy will refrain from declaring any offensive actions, defined as declaring war or committing any deliberate action to harm the interests of another gang without first getting permission from Anarchy Inc.’s corporate headquarters. Violation of this article will render Anarchy Inc.’s obligations under Article 4 optional and further assistance of the Sons of Anarchy as a whole will require approval of Anarchy Inc.’s corporate headquarters. [b]Article 6: Bikers cannot ride without bikes[/b] Anarchy Inc. agrees to provide to the Sons of Anarchy the necessary funds needed for them to accomplish their tasks while in the employ of the company. This funding is enumerated, but not specifically limited to, assistance in developing trade circles, nuclear capability, and war sustainment. Anarchy Inc. reserves the right to set certain conditions for funding on individual bikers, based upon activity level and time in service. Anarchy Inc. also agrees to assist in repairing any damage done to the Sons of Anarchy's bikes while in the employ of the company. Members of the Sons of Anarchy also agree that they are part of a group as well, and if able shall assist in such development and reconstruction plans along with Anarchy Inc. [b]Article 7:Occasionally a rebel biker sells out to The Man[/b] Anarchy Inc. shall provide all members of the Sons of Anarchy assistance in becoming an integral part of Bob’s system, be it with guides, advice, or direct on the job training. [b]Article 8: Anarchy Inc. needs bikes too[/b] The Sons of Anarchy agree to provide a framework for the sale of tech to Anarchy Inc. or any of their designated subsidiaries. [b]Article 9: A Gang is only as strong as its members[/b] Any member of the Sons of Anarchy may nominate a new member to join the gang. Should all the other members agree, then that member shall be considered a part of the Gang with all the rights and privileges. [b]Article 10: Don’t buy products from the competition[/b] The Sons of Anarchy agree not to sign any contracts with other corporations without first notifying Anarchy Inc.’s corporate headquarters. [b]Article 11: The Lonesome road calls[/b] Should any member of the Sons of Anarchy wish to leave the gang, they must provide 48 hours notice before doing so. Until then all provisions are to be considered binding. Should any member of the gang be considered a detriment to the whole, they may be removed by an approving vote of all other members of the gang. Should Anarchy Inc. feel a member should no longer be in their employ, they will be given 48 hours notice to pack up their bags and leave the premises. [b]For Anarchy Inc.:[/b] Nobody Expects, Triumvirate queenhailee, Triumvirate Tron(SACNO)ix, Triumvirate Lord Levistus, Minister of Internal Affairs jraenar, Minister of Defense WickedJ, Minister of Finance The Pansy, Minister of Foreign Affairs Aeros, Special Envoy/Technical Engineer [b]For Shadow Empire:[/b] DemonSpawn, Council of Shadow Forces, General of Shadows DVDCCHN, Council of the Foriegn Ministry, Chancellor of State. NobleSix Council of Shadow Affairs, Keeper of Limes [b]For The Empire of the New Evolution (TENE):[/b] Diego, Emperor Bigmike, High Marshal Nsharpy, Marshal of Foreign Affairs Jakcob33, Marshal of War Zel887, Marshal of Internal Affairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 [img]http://macivercolumn.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sheep_on_bike.gif[/img] SoA ride out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nice to be partnered with you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 This is incredibly cool. o/ Anarchy Inc o/ Sons of Anarchy o/ sheep on a motorcycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Expects Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 o/ TENE o/ SE Great to see this formalised, I look forward to working even closer with you both going forwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandelsand Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Good stuff here. Nice to see us all being friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobleSix Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 I like the use of our war flag again I <3 you guys :DDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonSpawn Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 All Hail, the Sons of Anarchy! o/AI o/SE o/TENE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 o/ SoA Glad to see our new factory for turning out badass alliances is now open for business. -Tron(Down with the niners!)ix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commanderragnar Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nice TENE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadScotII Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Yes, finally! Good to see our business interests will have some top muscle protecting them o/ TENE o/ SE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted August 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 I feel so awesome about this right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvdcchn Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 [quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1346013296' post='3025458'] I feel so awesome about this right now. [/quote] As you should sir, as you should! Long hail the sons of anarchy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Banana Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 [quote name='dvdcchn' timestamp='1346013780' post='3025459'] As you should sir, as you should! Long hail the sons of anarchy ! [/quote] And if the sons of order come in, what then? O/ SE o/ AI o/ TENE Glad to see this announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmike Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) Glad to be allied to some good peeps o/ Anarchy Inc o/ Sons of Anarchy o/ Shadow Empire o/ TENE Edited August 26, 2012 by Bigmike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Congrats to everyone! o/ TENE o/ SE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Very nice. The Bad approves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego18 Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) Wohooo o/AI o/SE o/TENE It took a long time, but its finally here Edited August 26, 2012 by Diego18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 3 pretty cool alliances right there. Carry on. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 protectorate bloc? me likey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Very good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 You lucky b*****s, stealing all them sellers :3 Pansy your flock is already large enough, did you need to steal more. But good luck to TENE and SE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proest Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Lol. Such a lame name. And who the $%&@ are those two irrelevant micros? Allying some tiny alliances so you can merge them into you when they eventually collapse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted August 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Proest' timestamp='1346028280' post='3025495'] Lol. Such a lame name. And who the $%&@ are those two irrelevant micros? Allying some tiny alliances so you can merge them into you when they eventually collapse? [/quote] Everyone starts somewhere. Our futures prediction department crunched the numbers and predicted huge payoffs on the stock in these particular companies. Of course, Accounting is howling at the expense, but marketing has told accounting the STFU and get back to making sure the credits match the debits. People claim the game is dying, well, Ai saw a huge quantity of new players in these "two irrelevant micros" and thought, "potential". IMO, irrelevancy is determined after a couple years, not a couple hours. I will be saving this quote for use at precisely 8 PM on 8/26/2013. Edited August 27, 2012 by Aeros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Congrats! o/ Anarchy Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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