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[b][size="5"]Ice Chest Accords[/size][/b][/center]

[b]Preamble Ramble:[/b]

Farkistan (Fark) and the New Polar Order (NpO), in recognition of our years of friendship, do realize that since we were so busy having fun together, we forgot to dot the i's and drink all the b's as a testament to our true affections. One night, after a crazy night of drinking and playing freeze tag, we figured we'd scribble the following treaty down on paper:

[b]Article 1: Sovereignty[/b]

NpO and Fark promise to respect each other's ice chest and sovereign alliance boundaries, including each other's preference in proper beverage serving temperatures.

[b]Article 2: Nonaggression and Espionage[/b]

NpO and Fark both agree that neither one will steal each others secrets or beer, nor will we get into a fight with each other. Should a "party foul" happen between NpO and Fark, the other party agrees to pay the offended party's bar bill up to the amount of 150% in damages.

[b]Article 3: Mutual defense[/b]

If someone decides to start a bar brawl with either Fark or NpO, both agree to have each other's back and shall defend each other.

[b]Article 4: Optional Aggression[/b]

If one of the signatories goes and picks a bar fight with another alliance, the other signatory is under no obligation to join in but is more than welcome to do so if they choose.

[b]Article 5: Intelligence and Aid[/b]

Both signatories agree to help each other out by providing intelligence and aid where necessary.

[b]Article 6: Cancellation[/b]

If the freezer breaks and the beer runs out, or if Fark and NpO decide to part ways, a 72 hour grace period goes into effect after notice is provided of cancellation.

Signed on this day, June 9, 2012

[b]For Farkistan:[/b]

Atanatar, Submitter
905, (acting) Squirrel
Shinfat, Speaker of TotalFark Council
Raving MainyYak, Council
Randomly Jim[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di5j13t5xnE],[/url] Council
Turk182, Council
Kahiel, Council

[b]For the New Polar Order:[/b]

His Imperial Excellency RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin.
Dajobo, Imperial Regent

Quantum Leap, Imperial Advisor of Foreign Affairs
His Imperial Sexyllency Darth Ludicolo Hernando Sombrero Actorbass, PhD, DJ, CPT, and TM. Imperial Chaplain, Microwave Specialist, professional cat herder, Tamer of the Penguins, King Noobcake the First, Keeper of the Wild, Producer of TIME FOAM, Huntmaster of the AntiH****e Taskforce, Architect of The Pit, spreader of Foamyist philosophies, Dean of Scrolling Studies, and Minister of Piracy to the world in general and radio in particular. Also oh haaaaay, ya'll dun read my signature!
Jphillips, Imperial Advisor

His Imperially Luminous Flourescent Eminence Mergerus Lucius Aelius Aurelius Genesis Augustus Herculeus Polaris Exsuperatorius Amazonius Invictus Felix Maximus Bergerus, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass, also pie.
Tevron, Deputy Minister of Truth
EaTeM_uP, Minister of Plenty
Mompson, Deputy Minister of Plenty
Medic32, Minister of Love
Nicki, Deputy Minister of Love
Hullean, Minister of Peace
WarGod0001, Deputy Minister of Peace

[i]This was approved some time ago but a few things happened on Planet Bob in mid-June and the announcement fell into the back of the freezer. Good news though. I found half a bag of frosted tater tots with a 2009 expiration date. [/i]

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The [b]Nuclear Proliferation League[/b] would like to formally announce that this treaty is... FREAKIN' AWESOME.



o/ FARK :wub:
o/ NpO :wub:

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Long time coming. It's always good to see friends find a bond that just makes so much sense. I've had the privilege of fighting Polaris and fighting alongside Fark, and this is a nice grouping of solid warriors.

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