RavingMainyYak Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) [center][img]http://www.farkistan.org/gallery/1674_09_08_12_3_19_44.jpeg[/img] [b][size="5"]Ice Chest Accords[/size][/b][/center] [b]Preamble Ramble:[/b] Farkistan (Fark) and the New Polar Order (NpO), in recognition of our years of friendship, do realize that since we were so busy having fun together, we forgot to dot the i's and drink all the b's as a testament to our true affections. One night, after a crazy night of drinking and playing freeze tag, we figured we'd scribble the following treaty down on paper: [b]Article 1: Sovereignty[/b] NpO and Fark promise to respect each other's ice chest and sovereign alliance boundaries, including each other's preference in proper beverage serving temperatures. [b]Article 2: Nonaggression and Espionage[/b] NpO and Fark both agree that neither one will steal each others secrets or beer, nor will we get into a fight with each other. Should a "party foul" happen between NpO and Fark, the other party agrees to pay the offended party's bar bill up to the amount of 150% in damages. [b]Article 3: Mutual defense[/b] If someone decides to start a bar brawl with either Fark or NpO, both agree to have each other's back and shall defend each other. [b]Article 4: Optional Aggression[/b] If one of the signatories goes and picks a bar fight with another alliance, the other signatory is under no obligation to join in but is more than welcome to do so if they choose. [b]Article 5: Intelligence and Aid[/b] Both signatories agree to help each other out by providing intelligence and aid where necessary. [b]Article 6: Cancellation[/b] If the freezer breaks and the beer runs out, or if Fark and NpO decide to part ways, a 72 hour grace period goes into effect after notice is provided of cancellation. Signed on this day, June 9, 2012 [b]For Farkistan:[/b] Atanatar, Submitter 905, (acting) Squirrel Shinfat, Speaker of TotalFark Council Raving MainyYak, Council Randomly Jim[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di5j13t5xnE],[/url] Council Turk182, Council Kahiel, Council [b]For the New Polar Order:[/b] His Imperial Excellency RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin. Dajobo, Imperial Regent Quantum Leap, Imperial Advisor of Foreign Affairs His Imperial Sexyllency Darth Ludicolo Hernando Sombrero Actorbass, PhD, DJ, CPT, and TM. Imperial Chaplain, Microwave Specialist, professional cat herder, Tamer of the Penguins, King Noobcake the First, Keeper of the Wild, Producer of TIME FOAM, Huntmaster of the AntiH****e Taskforce, Architect of The Pit, spreader of Foamyist philosophies, Dean of Scrolling Studies, and Minister of Piracy to the world in general and radio in particular. Also oh haaaaay, ya'll dun read my signature! Jphillips, Imperial Advisor His Imperially Luminous Flourescent Eminence Mergerus Lucius Aelius Aurelius Genesis Augustus Herculeus Polaris Exsuperatorius Amazonius Invictus Felix Maximus Bergerus, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass, also pie. Tevron, Deputy Minister of Truth EaTeM_uP, Minister of Plenty Mompson, Deputy Minister of Plenty Medic32, Minister of Love Nicki, Deputy Minister of Love Hullean, Minister of Peace WarGod0001, Deputy Minister of Peace [i]This was approved some time ago but a few things happened on Planet Bob in mid-June and the announcement fell into the back of the freezer. Good news though. I found half a bag of frosted tater tots with a 2009 expiration date. [/i] Edited August 9, 2012 by RavingMainyYak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaTeMuP Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I've been waiting for this! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Haha so overdue and so worth the wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I've been waiting for this one o/ Fark o/ Polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Grats to NpO/FARK o/ Tevron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 [center][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120521041207/cybernations/images/1/19/SFnewNPL.png[/img][/center] The [b]Nuclear Proliferation League[/b] would like to formally announce that this treaty is... FREAKIN' AWESOME. [i]Signed....[/i] NPL o/ FARK o/ NpO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 My name is Random and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bob the Glorious Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 My name is Randomly Jim and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Actorbass Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Awesome to finally see this come to pass. o/ Fark o/ Polaris PS- dibs on some of the tater tots brah, the midnight munchies are calling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Long time coming. It's always good to see friends find a bond that just makes so much sense. I've had the privilege of fighting Polaris and fighting alongside Fark, and this is a nice grouping of solid warriors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Hail to the Order and our Beer loving friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mompson Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I love it so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) I hear Fark is replacing Liquor Cabinet in Frostbite II (or maybe they were a liquor cabinet all along). Grats folks. Edited August 9, 2012 by Richard VII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Live long and prosper. [img]http://i.imgur.com/G2riN.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfonse Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I don't know if I should be excited or horrified upon reading this. Congratulations, nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Congrats to both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 The Beer-o-sphere claims another AA Congrats guys, long overdue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Hubb Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Congratulations, guys! o/ NpO o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I like bacon and this is a treaty and I like bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 congrats Fark and NpO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Polar congrats on this, fellas. Awesome to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 congrats Fark and NpO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Two fine alliances. Congratulations, both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles V Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 o/ NpO o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoskia Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 With FARK... O.K... I like that Alliance, so this is cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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