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[quote name='wolfbrother1' timestamp='1341291450' post='3002295']
Oh Distengulkthuth, Sister-Bride of Uhl-Thuk
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Take it easy, I don't think they've ever been at war with us. If so, this is their first exposure to Vogon poetry. Even though they just decided to our the enemy we shouldn't immediately send them the hard stuff!

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[quote name='wolfbrother1' timestamp='1341291450' post='3002295']
Oh Distengulkthuth, Sister-Bride of Uhl-Thuk
And Lover of Penslithmafilthnag and Brenth-Mulp,
Consort of Seschip-Laxnut and Punthipfor and Skuldragoth,
Concubine of Flemp and Sustakrishnot and Winthipnash,
Seducer of Duldeth-manemnot-pogakrem-melekalikimaka-pennoiboltch-steb,
And girlfriend of Chad and the Hypobarmian army,
Hear my humble supplication and may my offering
Of a ten-day-dead goat's entrails
Be in good odor with your puissant presence.
I have long suffered at his hands and glance of stern indifference,
And hope it is not too much to ask that I receive
Annually a frilly valentine addressed to me personally.
I ask this in thy TRUE name, which it is death to utter
You are there for me to relieve my distension,
you comfort me after I ingest those greesy treats.
You are loud,yet gentle with a mild discharge,
a discharge so sweet,that reigns in my throat.
Oh burp,oh burp,my upper eruptions are defined by you,
my lower eruptions,the great farts,are nothing,
nothing but a poor excuse for a burp.
As you make way through my bowel,guided by your density,
as you explode upon encountering the rigid pharynx,
making me drool and giving my tongue the ability to trill,
I value the every molecule of your gaseous body.
Oh burp,oh burp,it is you,and only you.
I yearn for the moment to drink a big gulp,
without a single breath,without a second of rest,
to witness your formation in my unworthy gastric cavity,
to feel you emerge through my insides,
I will close my eyes as you make my lips say that one word,
your name,your sound,your essence.
Deliciously traversing the gas station,
I find my blibbly eye
Rolling around a Gestapo pie.
If my is then, why?
Ginkgo Biloba, goom.
Goom, for the Reynolds family,
and for their house dog, Philip,
Whom I have recently consumed in a fit of depression.
If not for my depression,
I'm sure I would have found him giggly.
Where art my fribblesnatchits?
Fie, for I have none,
But there! What gonders that?
A little tongue-shaped gnat.
Smashingly, I tooth his face,
Wetzel, like a pretzel.
Dost thou prefer shakazinthroop or mirkzowblies?
Shakazinthroop bequeath putrid glirbupoxes,
when heated by perkinzytugs of Buklorpadeen,
whilst mirkzowblies expectorate berzonvik hoo-peegs,
but not necessarily, sometimes they just ploog.
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I applaud this. That was fantastic.

Also, good luck LoSS. Have some fun.
o/ MHA
o/ LoSS

Keepin it classy guys with some good old fashion nuking

^_^

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Good to be on the same side this time round...

Also, in before unpronounced calls you [s]MK lapdogs[/s] [s]MK toadies[/s] [s]MK meat-shields[/s] whatever, wears his ignorance like a bright yellow beard and then gets offended like a sensitive little flower when you reply and runs to [s]the Mods[/s] mummy for a hug.

:awesome:

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Apologies to the Prince of Denmark!....


No doubt, you must:
It is nobler to suffer the
Slings and arrows of fortune in the great,
Goods or weapons, and the sea
And the opposing end. He died in his sleep,
It is not any more, do not we wake up to the end of the
Natural disturbances of thousands of heart and stomach
Survivors of sexual "is
The purpose of the Holy. To go to sleep;
To sleep perchance to dream-Y, is the rub.
Sleep of death what dreams come
When removing this mortal coil,
It is our honor to be
This only serves to destroy life.
Those who smile and a bear with a sling during
Th'oppressor wrong, arrogant insult, harass
Dispriz'd love the work, the law
Of pride, and regrowth
The value of sick th'unworthy
Then we can have
When a bodkin? To bear,
Under a weary life, grunt and sweat,
But after the death of some
Undiscovere'd countries, not
There are no passengers on this trip
Our efforts to create and manage a Writer
If our approach to others?
The conscience makes cowards;
And his own desires in the way of color
With the pale cast of thought sicklied is,
And the Prince of the curve with the company during the
This fertilizer is a must in turn
Are you sure you want to name in vain.

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[quote name='Deep Blue C' timestamp='1341338783' post='3002616']
Apologies to the Prince of Denmark!....


No doubt, you must:
It is nobler to suffer the
Slings and arrows of fortune in the great,
Goods or weapons, and the sea
And the opposing end. He died in his sleep,
It is not any more, do not we wake up to the end of the
Natural disturbances of thousands of heart and stomach
Survivors of sexual "is
The purpose of the Holy. To go to sleep;
To sleep perchance to dream-Y, is the rub.
Sleep of death what dreams come
When removing this mortal coil,
It is our honor to be
This only serves to destroy life.
Those who smile and a bear with a sling during
Th'oppressor wrong, arrogant insult, harass
Dispriz'd love the work, the law
Of pride, and regrowth
The value of sick th'unworthy
Then we can have
When a bodkin? To bear,
Under a weary life, grunt and sweat,
But after the death of some
Undiscovere'd countries, not
There are no passengers on this trip
Our efforts to create and manage a Writer
If our approach to others?
The conscience makes cowards;
And his own desires in the way of color
With the pale cast of thought sicklied is,
And the Prince of the curve with the company during the
This fertilizer is a must in turn
Are you sure you want to name in vain.
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HOW DARE YOU POKE FUN AT THE DANISH ROYAL FAMILY! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPEAR, AND YOUR ARSE ON MY WALL kætter! (Heretic)

Dræb i navnet på vores prins! For Danmark! For Gud! For herlighed og ære! For League of Små superkræfter, dræb dem alle!
^(For those of you who cannot read Danish, here is the English Translation (roughly)
Kill in the name of our Prince! For Denmark! For God! For Glory and Honor! For the League of Small Superpowers, kill them all!

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[quote name='Imperium of Cadia' timestamp='1341340935' post='3002635']
I can't even remember the last time that we fought [b]WITH[/b] The Brain and not against them...
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This time it will be "YOU" enjoying the spoils of 40,000 technobeats, Though I do have something special in mind for this [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=248870"]one.[/url]

He has a very unique skill, we will put it to a more constructive output that will benefit us both.

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[quote name='Junior62301' timestamp='1341290066' post='3002230']
[center][img]http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa336/p8ntballerdude/Thundercats-Logo-thundercats-34314_500_375thumbnail-1.jpg[/img][/center]

As per the Classy Cat Accords LoSS is coming to the defense of our friends and allies in GATO.

Lets [size="3"][b]P8nt[/b][/size] these boys with some nukes!!

LoSS hereby declares war on MHA.
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Hehe loving it!

Also that flag looks kinda familiar :P

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