Commonwealth of John Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Next at 12, Fark declares war on itself, stating that only they are allowed to attack their own nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illustrious Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='fireguy15207' timestamp='1340077675' post='2988433'] I was in on the decision making process of declaring war on NPO, and not once did the thought of hatred for NPO come up. In fact, relations had been pretty good at the time. Our main motivation was to $%&@ up the way treaties were going to fall. Pre-empting was already a valid tactic at the time. [/quote] I must have been [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=107065"]mistaken[/url]. Please take back the history books you've given us, and rectify this error. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanvdb Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='Illustrious' timestamp='1340077481' post='2988422'] Cool. Good luck with that, you should hear from our last mothers in MK. We can be really bad kids, I hope you can straighten us out. [/quote] Hopefully they don't declare war from peace mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Alov Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Wow. This is... interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Banana Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 My war boner is already satisfied Fark, so it's all good. Kudos to making #1 announcement of 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='Illustrious' timestamp='1340078681' post='2988483'] I must have been [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=107065"]mistaken[/url]. Please take back the history books you've given us, and rectify this error. Thank you. [/quote] Are you saying we may have stretched the truth a bit in a satirical manner of then-current events so our real plans wouldn't have been noticed when it was relevant? The horror! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='VladimirLenin' timestamp='1340078295' post='2988465'] I do recall that tragic event. Here's to hoping Fark triumphs over Fark just as RIA did over RIA. [/quote] How dare you claim that RIA won the RIA civil war, we all know it was RIA that won in the end, not those dastardly cowards in RIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1340079224' post='2988506'] How dare you claim that RIA won the RIA civil war, we all know it was RIA that won in the end, not those dastardly cowards in RIA! [/quote] Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you? Face it, RIA lost the war, and RIA won. RIA won't rise again, and if it does, RIA will prevail once more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='fireguy15207' timestamp='1340079528' post='2988520'] Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you? Face it, RIA lost the war, and RIA won. RIA won't rise again, and if it does, RIA will prevail once more. [/quote] The RIA resistance movement is deep in the Libyan desert just waiting for the call to arms to topple the so-called RIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaxico Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='Illustrious' timestamp='1340078681' post='2988483'] I must have been [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=107065"]mistaken[/url]. Please take back the history books you've given us, and rectify this error. Thank you. [/quote] Thanks for your communication. Said links to last year are weird and sad. Illustrious you represent Umbrella well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1340079696' post='2988526'] The RIA resistance movement is deep in the Libyan desert just waiting for the call to arms to topple the so-called RIA. [/quote] VIVA LA RIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1340079224' post='2988506'] How dare you claim that RIA won the RIA civil war, we all know it was RIA that won in the end, not those dastardly cowards in RIA! [/quote] inb4 revisionists. Wait, I guess not. Saying something untrue over and over again doesn't change that fact that it is a lie. RIA won that conflict. Have some integrity man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 well at least Umb is now tied to the Dave War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Haha, this is more original than the NPO declaration last war. Kudos Fark. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) Excuse me gents. But it's called an Attacktorate. Also, my old AA leader did it first, you silly gay[m....I mean, Umbrella That'd be banned member from the original \m/ who was prez, as well as the banned member who served as VP at that time. Edited: For the young. Also for the old who have forgot. Edited June 19, 2012 by Margrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='JoshuaR' timestamp='1340080421' post='2988547'] Haha, this is more original than the NPO declaration last war. Kudos Fark. Have fun. [/quote] You're welcome. But it's not about having fun. We want to help you protect every precious pixel in your possession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante VL Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Shinfat' timestamp='1340080002' post='2988535'] inb4 revisionists. Wait, I guess not. Saying something untrue over and over again doesn't change that fact that it is a lie. RIA won that conflict. Have some integrity man. [/quote] This man knows of what he speaks. I wasn't there, but I was told the history of the RIA-RIA war while in RIA, and I clearly recall that the RIA won that war. If the RIA is still hiding out there, they are but a shadow of the RIA they used to be and are defeated in all but name. Viva la RIvolution! Edited June 19, 2012 by VladimirLenin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='Jrenster' timestamp='1340075348' post='2988277'] I feel as if this is the first well-formatted and professional wall of text I've seen from Fark. [/quote] Not to mention excellent reading. I'm almost dead from shock. If they keep writing this well they may win a war against everyone by killing us all in our seats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidMercury Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='fireguy15207' timestamp='1340077675' post='2988433'] Pre-empting was already a valid tactic at the time. [/quote] Your welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) In order to better understand our new Umbrella protectorate, I have given up 1736 consecutive days of War Mode and entered Peace Mode. ... .... ..... Wait, you guys really enjoy this?? Umbrella, you are an enigma to me. Edited June 19, 2012 by Captain V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 I enjoyed the OP. Congrats on the new protectorate friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnish Commie Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Take good care of your little protectorate Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Glaucon Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='pd73bassman' timestamp='1340075199' post='2988255'] Just when you thought Fark couldn't get any worse [/quote] [quote name='Derwood1' timestamp='1340076051' post='2988326'] Fark embarrassing themselves again, really pathetic.... [/quote] What happened fellas, don't you like lulz anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyTheHobo Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1340079696' post='2988526'] The RIA resistance movement is deep in the Libyan desert just waiting for the call to arms to topple the so-called RIA. [/quote] Splitters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 gotta admit, I laughed when I read the OP. Here's to a speedy resolution to this conflict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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