Wilfried Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 [center][IMG]http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae212/thedarklordjay/Helghan/HelghanRecruitment2.jpg[/IMG][/center] [center]For many years, we have been broken nations: shunned, oppressed, and conquered by those we sought to escape. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We, the Helghast, swear to promote the Helghan entity to the world through peace, war, and love, in the name of Helghan.[/center] [center]Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind. An exodus for freedom. Helghan became that freedom. Our new world changed our bodies. At first, it weakened us, but in fact, we were growing... stronger. We have given them new insights into our cause. On this day, we stand united once more. On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our verse. On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! [/center] [center][b]What we offer:[/b][/center] We offer a chance to serve in the ever growing Helghan empire. A chance to find unity, prosperity brotherhood within a glorious empire. Our trade circles, knowledge, protection and money are always available to those who choose to serve. [center][IMG]http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae212/thedarklordjay/Helghan/HelghanRecruitment.jpg[/IMG][/center] [center][b]How to join:[/b][/center] [center]Visit our [url="http://w11.zetaboards.com/helghan/index/"]forums[/url], post an application in the given format and wait for one of the many servants of the empire to respond. [/center] [center][b]Info:[/b][/center] [center]IRC Channel: #hg Forums: http://w11.zetaboards.com/helghan/index/ [/center] [center][b]For the glory of Helghan![/b][/center] [center][IMG]http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae212/thedarklordjay/Helghan/Helghan1.jpg[/IMG][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commanderragnar Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Nice to see a new alliance coming out of the pit o/ helghan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Wilfried. That's dutch, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 [quote name='longnameislonger' timestamp='1338850151' post='2977098'] Wilfried. That's dutch, right? [/quote] Its German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 As Captain of Inappropriate Anime, I offer free hentai 24/7. Please contact me if you have a specific genre/fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I will continue to offer free hentai, contact me for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 We still offer sandwiches. Contact me for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor666 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 What kind of sandwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 [quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1338944169' post='2977977'] What kind of sandwiches? [/quote] Every sandwich that has ever existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor666 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 [quote name='Wilfried' timestamp='1338944990' post='2977981'] Every sandwich that has ever existed. [/quote] Even the ones that only exist in my head:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 [quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1338945319' post='2977984'] Even the ones that only exist in my head:D [/quote] Even the ones that only exist in the mind of a schizophrenic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor666 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Even the ones that a few black people (and myself) made at the back of my bus (they were made with weed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 [quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1338945898' post='2977995'] Even the ones that a few black people (and myself) made at the back of my bus (they were made with weed) [/quote] Yes. We do have that sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor666 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 where do you keep all of these sandwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor666 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Can you please tell me what "poaching" is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Stealing the member of another alliance. We keep all of our sandwiches on the astral plane. It is refrigerated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Our sandwiches are kept refrigerated in the astral plane. If you would like a sandwich, please contact me or visit us at #hg on coldfront. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Sandwiches are still available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor666 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 A friendly bump:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 We now offer marijuana at discounted prices. Please contact me for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 We're still offering marijuana and sandwiches. Even marijuana sandwiches :3 [img]http://yunghova.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/subway.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Marijuana sandwiches are still available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 We now offer marijuana cookies. Contact for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfried Posted June 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Various other drugs are now available upon request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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