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Five Announcements for the Price of One

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The nations of Olympus have displayed an advanced grasp of coordination and the delivery of warfare on Planet Bob. This has caught the eye of many. These traits are the major points of interest to the Alliances of Duckroll. Therefore the five member alliances have voted unanimously 6-0 to accept Olympus as a signatory of Project Duckroll.

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[u][b]Article I: Military Central Command[/b][/u]
The signatory alliances will participate in cooperative military planning and joint operations through the same. Methods may include central forums and/or IRC channels, guide/resource sharing, limited shared private forum access, and/or other agreed upon cooperative initiatives. Any such cooperation will involve all signatories as equals.


[u][b]Article II: Wartime Cooperation[/b][/u]
In times of war, military operations of the signatories will be centralized, with the signatories most efficiently sharing war duties with each other in order to maximize damage given. This is not required by this document, it is simply what we do.


[u][b]Article III: New Signatories[/b][/u]
The Duckroll may add new members with a unanimous agreement of all signatories.


[u][b]Article IV: Withdrawal[/b][/u]
Any signatory may withdraw from this agreement at any time. There is no method of forced removal, if someone can't play nice with the rest of us, we'll just all leave and start over without you. A cancellation period need not exist as there is no binding resolutions on this project, only our word to stand with each other against any obstacle.

[center][url="http://cnvalhalla.org/temp/dts.png"]Dedicated. United. Cuddly. Killers.[/url][/center]

[u]For IRON:[/u]

[b]The IRON Council:[/b]
[b]MCRABT[/b], President - The Melody Maker
[b]Mia[/b], Secretary of State - The Prude
[b]Blaskowicz[/b], Deputy Secretary Of State - Doggy Style
[b]Dodoei124[/b], Minister of Defense - Galloping Horse
[b]Curinwe[/b], Minister of Internal Affairs - Missionary
[b]Queltocz[/b], Minister of the Vault - Pearly Gates
[b]Matt Miller[/b], Deputy Minister of the Vault - The Standing Wheelbarrow
[b]Shan Revan[/b], Minister of Awesome - Deep Down Under


[u]For Olympus:[/u]

[b]The Pansy[/b] - Titan and Potentate of Foreign Affairs- The Slutty Pretzel
[b]Grendel[/b] - Titan - The Spoon
[b]Buffalo Niagara[/b] - Titan - Time Bomb
[b]queenhailee[/b] - Titan and Potentate of Defense - Missionary
[b]Rontastic[/b] - Potentate of Internal Affairs - Anything With A Real Woman
[b]WickedJ[/b] - Potentate of Treasury - The Triple Lindy
[b]jraenar[/b] - Adjutant - The Bucking Bronco


[u]For Molon Labe:[/u]

[b]OD45 [/b]- Congressman - Reverse Cowgirl
[b]Buno Taso[/b] - MoWoD / Congressman - Fistizio
[b]Skoal[/b] - MoTaF / Congressman - Vacuum Style
[b]JohnGaltOU812[/b] - MoIA / Congressman - Doggie Style
[b]Aggierebel96[/b] - MoFA / Congressman - Texas T-Bone


[u]For Valhalla:[/u]

[b]The Einherjar[/b]
[b]Tronix[/b] - Regent - The Randy Recliner
[b]Levistus[/b] - Vice Regent - Human Sybian
[b]B1gAlMan[/b] - Marshal - The Best Love is Self Love
[b]Keshav[/b] - Emissary - the Old King Clancy
[b]Lykme[/b] - Security Consul - Being Serviced

[u]For BAPS:[/u]

[b]Inquitus[/b] - Triumvir - The Angry Pirate
[b]EmperorBadger [/b]- Triumvir - Missionary
[b]Topgun0820[/b] - Triumvir - Rock&Roll

[u]For TORN:[/u]

[b]SinisterCanuck[/b] - Triumvate of War - Viennese oyster
[b]StevieG[/b] - Triumvate of the Internal - Piledriver
[b]Shayne Rivai [/b]- Triumvate of the External- Suspended Congress
[b]remenant[/b] - Representative- Forever Alone
[b]AddictedAffliction[/b] - Representative - T-Square
[b]His Royal Thickness[/b] - Thickfuhrer - Stopperage


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Olympus hereby takes over the protection of DMFA.
BAPS hereby takes over the protection of DMFA.


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They are fighting over who gets to Protect them, It very well may lead to war. I'll just be safe and say... BOTH.

Mess with DMFA.. yeah you're screwed.

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[u][b]The Ronseal Accords[/b][/u]

[b]A BAPS - SNAFU MDoAP[/b]

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[u]Signed for BAPS:[/u]

[b]Inquitus[/b] - Triumvir
[b]EmperorBadger [/b]- Triumvir
[b]Topgun0820[/b] - Triumvir

[u]Signed for SNAFU:[/u]

Grand Fubar: [b]Stetson76[/b]
In House Leader: [b]Joe32320[/b]
Outhouse Leader: [b]Thoughberry[/b]
PBT: [b]Madam Cavi[/b]
DoDC: [b]Lord6Dread[/b]
DoIA: [b]Decrepdsol[/b]
DoAR: [b]Excessium[/b]

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SNAFU and Valhalla have surfed the purple waves together for 4 years, yet never held an individual treaty. Today we reaffirm our friendship with a long and verbose treaty that would-be scholars will attempt to decipher for years to come....

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A Matter Of Usage Not Size.

SNAFU and Valhalla vow to work with each other to forward our goals and to defend each other from third party attacks. In a situation where one of us wishes to get some for themselves or for friends not part of this agreement, then the other has no obligation of support but may do so if they wish.

Should we decide after a discussion that we can't abide by this agreement, then the agreement may be cancelled some time afterwards.

[b][u]Signed For Snafu:[/u][/b]
Grand Fubar: Stetson76
In House Leader: Joe32320
Outhouse Leader: Thoughberry
PBT: Madam Cavi
DoDC: Lord6Dread
DoIA: Decrepdsol
DoAR: Excessium

[b][u]Signed for Valhalla:[/u][/b]
Regent: Tronix
Vice Regent: Levistus
Security Consul: Lykme
Emissary: Keshav
Marshal: BigAlMan

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Poseidon has been fairly redundant for quite some time. Now it is completely redundant. Therefore it is time to pull the plug on the wave pool. Poseidon is hereby cancelled by all parties.


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[u]Signed for Valhalla:[/u]
Tronix - Regent
Levistus - Vice Regent
B1gAlMan - Marshal
Lykme - Security Consul
Keshav - Emissary

[u]Signed for Olympus by the Titan Council:[/u]
The Pansy
queenhailee
Grendel
Buffalo Niagara

[u]Signed for SNAFU:[/u]
Grand Fubar - Stetson76
In House Leader: Joe32320
Outhouse Leader: Thoughberry
PBT: Madam Cavi
DoDC: Lord6Dread
DoIA: Decrepdsol
DoAR: Excessium

[u]Signed for BAPS:[/u]
Inquitus - Triumvir
EmperorBadger - Triumvir
Topgun0820 - Triumvir

P.S. This also automatically ends the P.E.A.C.E. and Pegasus Projects
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TLDR~ If you didn't know all of this a month ago, your Intel sucks.


-Tron(It's not a typo)ix

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Such a bargain.

Welcome Olympus, to the Duck Brotherhood :)

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Five for the price of ONE?!

There's got to be a catch in there!

This deal sounds too good to be true!@#

And if you act now, you get this state of the art set of steak knives!

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I have been waiting for all of this :) woohoo!!! o/ :)

You have gotten the absolute best in DR when Oly joined. o/ o/ o/ (that would be three cheers to Oly)

Seriously glad to see all of this go down :)

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A worthy addition to a worthy group.

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[quote name='King Brandon' timestamp='1336000002' post='2962453']
5 alliances can't vote 6-0.

Congratulations none the less.
[/quote]
Oh noes.... they are on to the sekrit member of DR

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[quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1335999966' post='2962451']
I have been waiting for all of this :) woohoo!!! o/ :)

You have gotten the absolute best in DR when Oly joined. o/ o/ o/ (that would be three cheers to Oly)

Seriously glad to see all of this go down :)
[/quote]

Would never have guessed by the 3 :)s!

Jokes aside, congrats guys, this is exactly the kind of announcement efficiency that warms my heart.

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I really like the guys at Oly so its great to see them finalise their membership into Duckroll

Best of luck to you all

o/

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I also found some pre GW2 gold coins in an old vault and teh mint is going to release them on a limited basis. Just send me your bank info and I'll hook you up.

Edited by Lord Levistus

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[img]http://www.billymaysfacts.com/images/thumbsup.jpg[/img]
ACT NOW AND YOU CAN HAVE [B]FIVE[/B] ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

Also, Ron..what the hell did you do here? I thought you promised to cancel ALL treaties not sign one and cancel one

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Congrats on this, Oly. DR is the bees knees.

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1336000352' post='2962465']
Also, Ron..what the hell did you do here? I thought you promised to cancel ALL treaties not sign one and cancel one
[/quote]

I never said ALL treaties... but I think we broke even on this one.

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[quote name='Rontastic' timestamp='1336000834' post='2962473']
I never said ALL treaties... but I think we broke even on this one.
[/quote]
Dont be Jgoods

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Oly is a great bunch and DR is an even greater one. Watch out brahs DR has been hitting the gym they're starting to look like the big kid on the bloc.

Sick announcement, congrats on this gentlemen.

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[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1336000146' post='2962457']
Oh noes.... they are on to the sekrit member of DR
[/quote]

:ph34r:

No Comment

Edited by Stewie

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[quote name='King Brandon' timestamp='1336000002' post='2962453']
5 alliances can't vote 6-0.

Congratulations none the less.
[/quote]

..and your point would be?

Also, thank you for the congratulations. It's about time Oly joined DR, the spot's been here for years now, it's just never happened.

Edited by Lord Levistus

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Congrats to Olympus and Duckroll

Edited by Azaghul

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[quote name='TRON IX' timestamp='1335999716' post='2962443']
Therefore the [b]five [/b]member alliances have voted unanimously[b] 6-0[/b] to accept Olympus as a signatory of Project Duckroll.
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Either A) You are retarded
or
B ) There is an unknown member of DR

[size="1"]or C) A less likely Typo...[/size]

EDIT: Darn other people know how to read and saw it first

Edited by hobbies0310

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